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What's the fuss about sex?

SirMickTravisSirMickTravis Posts: 2,607
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I don't want to ruin it for people but......

I'm sorry it's weird. The same parts of your body responsible for releasing noxious substances rubbing against one another. Most people don't look very good either with obesity rates going up and up. It's plainly devised for young people and seems rather out of place in our ageing society. And yet people are fixated with it. Why? I have to say on the few occasions I've partaken of it I got nothing out of the experience.
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    pope_tartpope_tart Posts: 3,801
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    you've been doing it wrong mate ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 464
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    Poor you, you're obviously missing out...:(
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    rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Closet case imo
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    Closet case imo

    Not liking sex makes a person gay? When did that happen? :confused:

    I always thought not being interested in sex made a person asexual.
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    RubricalRubrical Posts: 2,715
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    One of life's mysteries.
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    SmoojSmooj Posts: 1,061
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    Dear Sir,

    Despite your protestations to the contrary, you have indeed ruined it for me.

    As for not getting anything out of the experience, I'm deeply hurt - as this is plainly not what you said at the time.

    That is the last time I visit that motorway service station.

    Good day.
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    Sun Tzu.Sun Tzu. Posts: 19,064
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    First time sucked as it was weird to adjust from my right hand to the vagina. 2nd time was fantastic.
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    rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Not liking sex makes a person gay? When did that happen? :confused:

    I always thought not being interested in sex made a person asexual.

    Can you say you're asexual if you haven't tried it with both sexes? Genuine question
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    I don't want to ruin it for people but......

    I'm sorry it's weird. The same parts of your body responsible for releasing noxious substances rubbing against one another. Most people don't look very good either with obesity rates going up and up. It's plainly devised for young people and seems rather out of place in our ageing society. And yet people are fixated with it. Why? I have to say on the few occasions I've partaken of it I got nothing out of the experience.

    Well, thats sex totally ruined for me :cry:





    Or not...

    There's nothing wrong with having no interest in sex. But it's really not 'weird' and 'devised for young people'. :D It's probably the most natural and normal thing you can possibly do (considering if it hadn't happened, none of us would exist). Plenty of old people have sex too as well, you know.
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    Can you say you're asexual if you haven't tried it with both sexes? Genuine question

    you could say, can you say you're heterosexual, and not bisexual, if you haven't tried it both ways.
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    pope_tartpope_tart Posts: 3,801
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    Sun Tzu. wrote: »
    First time sucked as it was weird to adjust from my right hand to the vagina. 2nd time was fantastic.

    Took me 4 times to adjust from finger to cock.....luckily I persevered :)
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Not liking sex makes a person gay? When did that happen? :confused:

    I always thought not being interested in sex made a person asexual.

    That and in my case the fact I'm not attracted to either gender.
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    SmoojSmooj Posts: 1,061
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    Sun Tzu. wrote: »
    First time sucked as it was weird to adjust from my right hand to the vagina. 2nd time was fantastic.

    Your username seems more appropriate than ever.

    In the first time, you knew only yourself, and not your enemy.
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    pope_tartpope_tart Posts: 3,801
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    Can you say you're asexual if you haven't tried it with both sexes? Genuine question

    not if you've thought about it and become aroused :)
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    Can you say you're asexual if you haven't tried it with both sexes? Genuine question

    Asexual is not about trying it. Asexuality is about not having the desire to engage in sexual activity in the first place.
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Mudbox wrote: »
    can you say you're heterosexual, and not bisexual, if you haven't tried it both ways.

    Of course you can, you don't have to have sex with someone to know you're attracted to them (or not).
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    gateauxgateaux Posts: 694
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    I don't want to ruin it for people but......

    I'm sorry it's weird. The same parts of your body responsible for releasing noxious substances rubbing against one another. Most people don't look very good either with obesity rates going up and up. It's plainly devised for young people and seems rather out of place in our ageing society. And yet people are fixated with it. Why? I have to say on the few occasions I've partaken of it I got nothing out of the experience.

    Do you think it's best if we cancel it then?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    I don't want to ruin it for people but......

    I'm sorry it's weird. The same parts of your body responsible for releasing noxious substances rubbing against one another. Most people don't look very good either with obesity rates going up and up. It's plainly devised for young people and seems rather out of place in our ageing society. And yet people are fixated with it. Why? I have to say on the few occasions I've partaken of it I got nothing out of the experience.

    Hmm. Your comments about youth, obesity and ageing are quite telling. Sounds like you are not totally happy in your own skin. Sex is more than anything a total headfu**k. The orgasm begins in the brain. And it takes a lot of practice and experimenting to find what you really like sexually. A couple of goes at it is not going to get you very far.
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    gateaux wrote: »
    Do you think it's best if we cancel it then?

    I haven't paid for my subscription in 3 months! Don't tell.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    If you don't like oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
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    Sun Tzu.Sun Tzu. Posts: 19,064
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    pope_tart wrote: »
    Took me 4 times to adjust from finger to cock.....luckily I persevered :)
    One time was bareback and I only felt a sensation after I came lol. Before that it was like rocking against a cupboard.
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    gateauxgateaux Posts: 694
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    I haven't paid for my subscription in 3 months! Don't tell.

    OP has convinced me with his clever argument. I'm going to chop mine off.
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    TheTruth1983TheTruth1983 Posts: 13,462
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    Sun Tzu. wrote: »
    One time was bareback and I only felt a sensation after I came lol. Before that it was like rocking against a cupboard.

    Don't be a fool, cover your tool.

    Unless you are trying to conceive, of course
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    Sun Tzu. wrote: »
    One time was bareback and I only felt a sensation after I came lol. Before that it was like rocking against a cupboard.

    That really made me laugh. :D
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    Sun Tzu.Sun Tzu. Posts: 19,064
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    Don't be a fool, cover your tool.

    Unless you are trying to conceive, of course
    lol, it was fine. I knew she was protected. I'll not do it again as I prefer it with a condom weirdly. Perhaps she was too tight, don't know.
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