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Is there anyone who actually prefers chocolate over sex?

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Is there anyone who actually prefers chocolate over sex?
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    HazzaGrazzaHazzaGrazza Posts: 2,134
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    Depends on my mood??? When it's time of the month......hell YES! haha
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    If I'm hungry then it's chocolate. If I'm feeling sexy, then it's sex.

    There's no absolute 24/7 rule to this question.
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    molliepopsmolliepops Posts: 26,828
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    A good book, a cup of tea and a bar of choccie or sex, I would prefer the former anyday.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,853
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    Why do I have to choose? Chocolate AND sex go very well together ;)
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    andersonsonsonandersonsonson Posts: 6,454
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    i feel chocolate is overrated. too sugary. the O moment in sex, it just can't be beat.
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    November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    I suppose asexuals would.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,720
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    Yes, just let the chocolate melt and then rub it in all over :)
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    BethaneenyBethaneeny Posts: 10,094
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    Lizzy11268 wrote: »
    Why do I have to choose? Chocolate AND sex go very well together ;)

    Very true! :cool:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    andersonsonson wrote: »
    Is there anyone who actually prefers chocolate over sex?

    Ask a six-year-old.
    Actually, don't.
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    zoepaulpennyzoepaulpenny Posts: 15,951
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    maybe some prefer a wank to having sex????
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    bobcarbobcar Posts: 19,424
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    No but sex over chocolate sounds good.
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    cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    Neither.
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    andersonsonsonandersonsonson Posts: 6,454
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    zoepaulpenny wrote: »
    maybe some prefer a wank to having sex????

    I doubt it
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    zwixxxzwixxx Posts: 10,295
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    November_Rain wrote: »
    I suppose asexuals would.

    or ugly people with bad personalities. :cry:
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    Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,898
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    Chocolate costs me less.
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    crazychris12crazychris12 Posts: 26,254
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    Yes, me, definitely. I'm liking Galaxy cookie crumble at present.
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    MacLovinMacLovin Posts: 2,769
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    I don't like chocolate:mad:
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    iannaiiannai Posts: 4,937
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    "Pass me the chocolates, love!"

    "There aren't any chocolates..."

    *wry smile and a wink*
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    Put your hands together.....
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    MadamfluffMadamfluff Posts: 3,310
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    Chocolate (if you keep it in the fridge) can stay hard 24/7 and will give you satisfaction when ever you want it

    any man who can say the same please pm me :D
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    andersonsonsonandersonsonson Posts: 6,454
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    Madamfluff wrote: »
    Chocolate (if you keep it in the fridge) can stay hard 24/7 and will give you satisfaction when ever you want it

    any man who can say the same please pm me :D

    pm sent!
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Depends what kind of chocolate.. Depends what kind of sex... Depends on my mood... You get the idea :p
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    StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    Husband has annoyed me so it will be chocolate tonight :mad::eek::D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,095
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    andersonsonson wrote: »
    Is there anyone who actually prefers chocolate over sex?

    Depends how shit your lay is.
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    humehume Posts: 2,088
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    Sex involves dating. Dating involves social venues like pubs and clubs. Expensive beer and drinks for your would be girl. Girls play hard to get so you'll have to repeat the ritual of going out and blowing your hard earned cash.
    It doesn't stop there either as once you get the girl, you've got to show her you "care". Which means taking her on holiday and buying her stuff. Sitting with her parent on a sunday afternoon. who you know for fact, hate your guts. Then if the girl really likes you (no guarantee even if you've gone this far) you can make babies together which means being skint for the rest of your life.

    Or you could pop down to your local supermarket, buy two tubs of ben and jerry and save yourself a king's ransom.
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