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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    star89 wrote: »
    Don't worry, Jaded. She's on my list ;-)

    What you expecting her to immediately go of screen?
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    John Dough wrote: »
    That cost a million pounds??:o:confused:

    No, Why would you think it did???/
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    Shocking acting from Pete!

    'ICAN'THOLDITMUCHLONGER!'

    ^_^ is absolutely dreadful isn'y he.
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Gulftastic wrote: »
    And welcome back to the ad-break disco

    Second pick is this, chosen by mrbernay. Not a band I’ve ever been overly keen on, but this is an OK track..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZGghSN37bk

    Please PM any requests for next week.

    Unexpected good taste there MrB:D:D
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Katie should get a room and a personality

    What at 23.59 and 58 seconds of her life clock a bit too late i'd say.
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Good job the pallet didn't fall on ^_^. He'd probably die as nobody would be able to tell if he was unconscious or comatose or if he was just being his usual self:p.

    True:D
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    skteosk wrote: »
    So, two deeply unpleasant women are competing to see which of two other slightly less unpleasant women gets to date an idiot. What the hell?!

    Very true.
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    wuffles wrote: »
    Where's Diane?

    Taking her annual 3 months winter holiday.
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Analysis of Emmerdale Characters.

    1) James had a load of bags fall on his head, didn't seem to make much difference

    2) Emma [- great character and actress, totally bad to the bone but seems to have the ability of coming up smalling of roses

    3) ^_^ Nothing good a bad to say about him, he is just ^_^

    4) Moira - Her hair seems to be improving.

    5) Chas - not a very realistic girlfriend.

    6) Robert - Too clever for Katie and always gets the better of her.

    7) Aaron - Ack glad Robert was mean to him

    Meanwhile With the Katie/Robert/Chrissie/Aaron storyline the great Oates plagiariser is at work again ripping off Britsh west end sex farces in particular a gay version of No Sex Please, We're British

    8) Katie - Poor dumb Katie we will all miss her when she gone

    9) Chrissie - A female version of ^_^ so I will designate :kitty: for her.

    10) Rachel - Looked nice but you can do so much better than sam

    11) Tracy - did nothing bad.

    12) HIVVile was as bad and vile as ever.

    13) The other one urggggghhhhhh

    14) Jai just walked around and was in the way.
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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    Morning kwynne :) Yes, just slushy and very slippy out there today. :(

    Good analysis, (except for the gratuitous insults to lovelyPete and lovelyVal.) >:(

    Take care walking home and have a good weekend. :)
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(shovel)

    Health and Safety are looking into a serious farm accident that occured on the Barton farm yeserday, when a pallet full of Fertilizer bags fell on James Barton who stopped breathing and was rushed to hospital. Mr Barton was said to be improving accoring to a hospital official. Health and safety are interested in the series of accidents that have occrured on the barton farm particularly the serious arm injury which occured to Andy Sugden. A case of Negligence in the workplace may be brought against the bartons

    In another scandal wracking the village it was revealed that the baby being brought up by Jai sharma was not his son Archie but a boy he bought for £40,000 from some criminals in the back of a car park. Megan Macey was later arrested for abducting the boy as she went missing with him.

    Armed robbers robbed the Garage owne by Helen Shuttlecock of the Robblefield road, they made off with £20,000, one of the 3 thieves called one of the others Ross so police are interviewing all Ross's in the area.

    Heavy snow caused chaos in the emmerdale area this week indded the Malt was cut of from the village all day Thursday. And a man stuck in a snowdrift was rescued by farmer Giles and a team of rescue Llama's.
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    OldnjadedOldnjaded Posts: 89,126
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    "Rescue llamas" :D:D:D:D

    I do love t'Malt Bulletin kwynne. :D:cool:
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    kwynne42kwynne42 Posts: 75,337
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    Oldnjaded wrote: »
    "Rescue llamas" :D:D:D:D

    I do love t'Malt Bulletin kwynne. :D:cool:

    Awww how nice.
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    star89star89 Posts: 24,163
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    kwynne42 wrote: »
    Morning Star

    Evening lovely :D
    kwynne42 wrote: »
    I hate to point this out, but only one of them at any one time.

    Sarah was at school, dear ;-)
    kwynne42 wrote: »
    What you expecting her to immediately go of screen?

    No. But her time is limited. Mwahahahahaha
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