What do you do with a problem like Kelly Brook?

[Deleted User] · 04/04/14 - 10:04

Pretty face and boobs.
Pretty vacant personality.
Pretty poor choice in parter'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Hollie_Louise · 04/04/14 - 10:46

What do you do with a problem like UKNikey?

Obsession with female celebrities
Links what women are worth to whether she is married with children
Has way too much time on their hands
Must be freezing underneath that bridge. Hypothermia must be coming

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ukbadge · 04/04/14 - 12:12

I'd wash my hands after touching that!

[Deleted User] · 04/04/14 - 14:13

Hollie_Louise wrote: »

What do you do with a problem like UKNikey?

Obsession with female celebrities
Links what women are worth to whether she is married with children
Has way too much time on their hands
Must be freezing underneath that bridge. Hypothermia must be coming

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Obsessed with thinking that all dogs are killers.

The list goes on Hollie

[Deleted User] · 04/04/14 - 15:03

UKNikey wrote: »

Pretty face and boobs.
Pretty vacant personality.
Pretty poor choice in parter'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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...i can think of a few things..

Vodka_Drinka · 04/04/14 - 15:38

All her boyfriends look the same, stocky, dark haired beefcakes. She's almost as bad as Simon and his identical harem of ex girlfriends.

dd68 · 03/05/14 - 19:55

Steer clear of trashy tabloid stories about her

johartuk · 03/05/14 - 20:06

Do nothing.

ukbadge · 03/08/14 - 21:01

Anyone else noticed that she is getting a little chubby - is she expecting?

vierte · 03/08/14 - 21:49

I don't think she's chubby I just think she is wearing terrible outfits. She has a camel toe in all those skinny jeans and the tops she wears are too short and stop at the wrong place making her look wider than she is. For some reason she seems to be wearing the same style of outfit constantly.

cris182 · 03/08/14 - 22:03

She was always lauded as this model who wasn't skinny, So even if she has put on a little weight it is going to make her look 'chubby' to some, She probably hasn't put on much really it is just more noticeable

But one thing, She must be the most airbrushed 'model' out there, She always looks 90% different in her natural pics compared to photo shopped ones

[Deleted User] · 04/08/14 - 03:30

She does seem to have bad taste in men. Thom Evans seemed like a decent one and she dumped him to go back to cheating Cipriani.

At least she still has her calendars going for her.

Scarlett Berry · 04/08/14 - 10:51

cris182 wrote: »

She was always lauded as this model who wasn't skinny, So even if she has put on a little weight it is going to make her look 'chubby' to some, She probably hasn't put on much really it is just more noticeable

But one thing, She must be the most airbrushed 'model' out there, She always looks 90% different in her natural pics compared to photo shopped ones

She has put on more than a "little weight"..not helped by her disasterous choice in denim clothing and lycra overtight leggings.:o

cris182 · 04/08/14 - 12:55

Scarlett Berry wrote: »

She has put on more than a "little weight"..not helped by her disasterous choice in denim clothing and lycra overtight leggings.:o

I was being tactful

But yes her clothing is appalling too haha

barbeler · 04/08/14 - 13:20

I remember thinking when she was on The Big Breakfast that she was only one step above "special needs".

cris182 · 04/08/14 - 13:24

barbeler wrote: »

I remember thinking when she was on The Big Breakfast that she was only one step above "special needs".

If she could read and talk at the same time she would be all over TV these days, TV companies would love her, Guys would tune in to see her etc

Problem is she is thick as sh*t and the auto cue is not her friend

real world · 04/08/14 - 13:28

cris182 wrote: »

If she could read and talk at the same time she would be all over TV these days, TV companies would love her, Guys would tune in to see her etc

Problem is she is thick as sh*t and the auto cue is not her friend

Nice character assassination when you don't even know the women, you only know what you see.

The special needs comment is disgusting by the way, there are lots of individuals with special needs that have a higher IQ than some of the posters on here!

grahamzxy · 04/08/14 - 13:33

real world wrote: »

Nice character assassination when you don't even know the women, you only know what you see.

The special needs comment is disgusting by the way, there are lots of individuals with special needs that have a higher IQ than some of the posters on here!

Yes some oddballs here, but at least it gives them something to do, before sites like DS I can't imagine where they vented their hate. Thankfully there is an ignore feature.

grahamzxy · 04/08/14 - 13:37

cris182 wrote: »

If she could read and talk at the same time she would be all over TV these days, TV companies would love her, Guys would tune in to see her etc

Problem is she is thick as sh*t and the auto cue is not her friend

And yet she is richer than you will ever be working 9-5, without her looks she could be working in Tesco - with her looks she is a millionaire. Tabloids are obsessed with her, people like you are writing about her clothing - just imagine a person from Newcastle worrying about what a talentless woman in London wears - the mind boggles......:D

[Deleted User] · 04/08/14 - 13:43

grahamzxy wrote: »

Yes some oddballs here, but at least it gives them something to do, before sites like DS I can't imagine where they vented their hate. Thankfully there is an ignore feature.

bullying probably or kicking cats and dogs.

I personally love Kelly's figure, I'm curvy like her just need to be more toned.

Scarlett Berry · 04/08/14 - 17:49

grahamzxy wrote: »

Yes some oddballs here, but at least it gives them something to do, before sites like DS I can't imagine where they vented their hate. Thankfully there is an ignore feature.

Saying that Kelly Brook has put on weight constitutes hate in your opinion:o

Get a grip, she has made an excellent living out of her body. She's gotten fatter than she was and it is obvious that photo shop is her best friend recently. Nobody hates her, well I certainly don't.

You are of course entitled to vent your bile against those that don't agree with you, but calling people "oddballs" and "hate venting" is just downright ridiculous. Way to go with an OTT reaction. So not cool.

zx50 · 04/08/14 - 18:26

I think Kelly's okay. She's not very bright, but she's definitely, in my opinion, an okay lass.

Scarlett Berry · 04/08/14 - 18:56

zx50 wrote: »

I think Kelly's okay. She's not very bright, but she's definitely, in my opinion, an okay lass.

Nobody is disputing that, just that she is a fatter okay lass then she used to be.;-)

zx50 · 04/08/14 - 23:10

Scarlett Berry wrote: »

Nobody is disputing that, just that she is a fatter okay lass then she used to be.;-)

I actually think Kelly's got a nice curvy figure. I don't think there's anything wrong with her figure.

http://s10.postimg.org/ceso1j2rd/kelly_brook_10.jpg

dd68 · 05/08/14 - 02:07

I don't know what she actually does now

misslibertine · 05/08/14 - 11:10

dd68 wrote: »

I don't know what she actually does now

Wander the streets of LA with her meathead fiancé, in awful his and hers outfits.

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