Frenchys beauty routine......

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Does she realise it's having the reverse effect!
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  • pondie84pondie84 Posts: 11,858
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    Beautiful baby! You're a star! Pout those lips! Gorgeous!

    I kind of have to hand it to people who can be so dedicated.
  • mr mugglesmr muggles Posts: 4,601
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    I would just call it 'Frenchies routine'...;-)

    there aint no beauty involved.
  • confuddledconfuddled Posts: 3,758
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    lynnead wrote: »
    Does she realise it's having the reverse effect!

    Mmm, it ain't working is it?
  • tawetawe Posts: 570
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    Someone needs to tell her its not bloody working.:)
  • Fairy WingsFairy Wings Posts: 5,680
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    Lots of oil and slapping going on - oo la laa
  • Spidey1Spidey1 Posts: 2,279
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    A lot of women who do similar before they go to bed will stop doing it now that they've seen what effects it has on your face.
  • shazzersereshazzersere Posts: 593
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    Spidey1 wrote: »
    A lot of women who do similar before they go to bed will stop doing it now that they've seen what effects it has on your face.

    Lol thats funny
  • MimiJaneMimiJane Posts: 196
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    Well, I've never slapped myself around the face as part of my "beauty" routine and certainly won't start now after looking at Frenchie!
  • GeekInfectedGeekInfected Posts: 6,372
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    I think those herbal oils she sniffs are actually drugs.
  • quirkyquirkquirkyquirk Posts: 7,160
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    MimiJane wrote: »
    Well, I've never slapped myself around the face as part of my "beauty" routine and certainly won't start now after looking at Frenchie!

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • rosariofirerosariofire Posts: 343
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    I think those herbal oils she sniffs are actually drugs.

    Amyl nitrate? !

    ;-)
  • AimeeAimee Posts: 3,366
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    I actually think she looks pretty good for 60.
  • shazzersereshazzersere Posts: 593
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    Unfortunately i tried googling to see if she was transexual! but it come up with loads of porn sites!
  • shazzersereshazzersere Posts: 593
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    Aimee wrote: »
    I actually think she looks pretty good for 60.

    Shes 38 supposdley howver with all the plastic i cant see it somehow!
  • AimeeAimee Posts: 3,366
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    Shes 38 supposdley howver with all the plastic i cant see it somehow!
    I know *wink*
    ;)
  • Penny CrayonPenny Crayon Posts: 36,158
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    pondie84 wrote: »
    Beautiful baby! You're a star! Pout those lips! Gorgeous!

    I kind of have to hand it to people who can be so dedicated.

    Did you actually mean dedicated or deluded?

    What has that woman done to herself? She looks absolutely horrendous - no convoluted beauty routine can possibly even begin to put right what is so horribly wrong!:o
  • An ThropologistAn Thropologist Posts: 39,854
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    I am surprised she has to slap her own face like that at night. You would think a queue would form of people only too happy to do it for her.

    The face may be 38 but the neck? :o That must have come from a much older cadaver.

    Meaow - any milk going. :)
  • dd68dd68 Posts: 17,837
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    'Beauty' being a loose description
  • white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    I am surprised she has to slap her own face like that at night. You would think a queue would form of people only too happy to do it for her.

    The face may be 38 but the neck? :o That must have come from a much older cadaver.

    Meaow - any milk going. :)

    Exactly. I'd be happy to come into there every night and smack her in the kisser, thus saving her $$$! I'm convinced she's sewn together from unwanted bits of corpses and been 're-animated' a la Frankenstein's creature, with similar unfortunate results. Horrible person!! :o
  • momoriromomoriro Posts: 2,678
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    I don't know why she bothers it's a lost cause already, she wears jeans which aren't pink?
    When is she getting her kit off? Gary beat her too it and that's not what he's famous for!:D
  • Ms Ann ThropeMs Ann Thrope Posts: 7,213
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    I am surprised she has to slap her own face like that at night. You would think a queue would form of people only too happy to do it for her.

    The face may be 38 but the neck? :o That must have come from a much older cadaver.

    Meaow - any milk going. :)

    Lmao

    she is undoubtedly fighting a losing battle. Although I think she was probably quite pretty until she had the unfeasibly huge lip fillers. Why do they do that to themselves?

    she looks lke Marge Simpson without the blue hair.
  • GeekInfectedGeekInfected Posts: 6,372
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    Amyl nitrate? !

    ;-)

    Poppers aren't drugs. I'm thinking she sniffing glue
  • Analogue110Analogue110 Posts: 3,817
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    MimiJane wrote: »
    Well, I've never slapped myself around the face as part of my "beauty" routine and certainly won't start now after looking at Frenchie!

    She looks as through a sledge hammer would improve things, but as they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and is only skin deep. Maybe she is a beautiful person deep inside.

    Real deep!!
  • white tigresswhite tigress Posts: 3,591
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    Poppers aren't drugs. I'm thinking she sniffing glue

    Probably just something to conduct the electricity better when she has to keep plugging her finger in the wall to keep her corpse 'animated'.......:o
  • too_much_coffeetoo_much_coffee Posts: 2,978
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    She used to be quite pretty

    http://www.angeliquefrenchymorgan.com/defaut2.asp#!bio/cfvg

    It looks to as though she tried to get rid of the lines around her mouth from smoking and has had excessive fillers that have distorted her lower face. She has then compounded that with a trout pout.
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