Perfect .... As a fan of unintentionally funny celeb books, I'll admit to having bought a few of the beasts in Poundland. But I begrudge handing over even a measly quid for anything 'written' by KK. NB - Amazon has already discounted the new hardback to £7, and it ain't even December yet..
That won't go down to well with KK. In her OK column she was asking for all everyone to buy it!:rolleyes:
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
I read that in my head with her voice.........:eek:
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
I wasn't going to buy it but I will now!
That was great! :D:D
And for some reason made me want a ciggie.
Be honest now how many have you have bought Kerry Katona's latest book?
I certainly haven't,and I hope no-one gives it to me for Christmas.
What on earth else can she find to say about her life? we have heard every single thing there is to hear about what a rotten deal life has dealt her several times.:yawn:
I've read one of her books. And one of Sharon Osbourne's too. They were both similar in that they were sympathetic to themselves and very hypocritical. I certainly didn't pay for them and read them only because I'd read all my magazines and other books when I was on holiday
Katona tat stat: Amazon has put the price of Still Standing up..yes, UP, from £7.50-ish to £9.31. Either there's some kind of weird niche market out there, or - more likely - the UK has been invaded by zombies :cool:
Katona tat stat: Amazon has put the price of Still Standing up..yes, UP, from £7.50-ish to £9.31. Either there's some kind of weird niche market out there, or - more likely - the UK has been invaded by zombies :cool:
Be honest now how many have you have bought Kerry Katona's latest book?
I certainly haven't,and I hope no-one gives it to me for Christmas.
What on earth else can she find to say about her life? we have heard every single thing there is to hear about what a rotten deal life has dealt her several times.:yawn:
No, honestly ... Still Standing sounds like one of those [rare] dreadful celeb books that I'm already impervious to.. never mind its inevitable progress towards the Poundland bargain bin.
I'm getting it from Santa. Yes,I forced Mr P to queue up for it.
OK,there were only three people in front of him & none behind....but that is still a queue.
I shall be elated to see a book shaped present under the tree & shall spend all day reading it. Family & dinner & other fripperies can wait.
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
'I 'ad a beef curry and it made me fart so our Mark gave me some powder to make it stop.... I 'ad me belly cut open and then dumped our Mark cos 'ee were fat and then our Mam told our Pat that our Bryyyiiiian were a waste of space and it made me baaaah polllar worse so I went to me wotsit spirit lady and she looked at me chakras which were wrong. Our kids mean the world to me and we're 'avin us xmas with me mam and our doobrey. I 'aven't got any money cos me bank 'ave stopped me payments but we're off to Dubai to stay with some sultana bloke in one of them 8 star hotel thingees'............
'I 'ad baaaaaah polllllaaar reeely bad so i stopped taking me meds. Our Mark made me take coke and our mam was 'orrible to me when I was little. Philip made me cry on this morning so i went home and 'ad 200 lambert & butler and a litre of diamond white I 'ad the fat sucked out of me belly and I kicked our Mark out and met our Steve, our James, our uncle Tom Cobbley and wotsit. I am now sorted and anything bad wot 'appened was our mam's, our Bryyiiiiian and our Mark's fault. I've 'ad kids - 4 of 'em, our thingee, our wotist, our little 'un and our other one. I love them kids with all my heart and i always will.'
Excellent post!!! I could almost hear her saying it!!
'I 'ad a beef curry and it made me fart so our Mark gave me some powder to make it stop.... I 'ad me belly cut open and then dumped our Mark cos 'ee were fat and then our Mam told our Pat that our Bryyyiiiian were a waste of space and it made me baaaah polllar worse so I went to me wotsit spirit lady and she looked at me chakras which were wrong. Our kids mean the world to me and we're 'avin us xmas with me mam and our doobrey. I 'aven't got any money cos me bank 'ave stopped me payments but we're off to Dubai to stay with some sultana bloke in one of them 8 star hotel thingees'............
Again excellent!! Did she mention her time in bb house by any chance?? ;-)
'I 'ad a beef curry and it made me fart so our Mark gave me some powder to make it stop.... I 'ad me belly cut open and then dumped our Mark cos 'ee were fat and then our Mam told our Pat that our Bryyyiiiian were a waste of space and it made me baaaah polllar worse so I went to me wotsit spirit lady and she looked at me chakras which were wrong. Our kids mean the world to me and we're 'avin us xmas with me mam and our doobrey. I 'aven't got any money cos me bank 'ave stopped me payments but we're off to Dubai to stay with some sultana bloke in one of them 8 star hotel thingees'............
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That won't go down to well with KK. In her OK column she was asking for all everyone to buy it!:rolleyes:
Well, she needs to raise cash to support the next freeloader she shacks up with and pay for the lipo
But only when it's in the bargain bin at your local Poundland, as 19 quid's a bit dear for toilet paper.
Your future as a biographer beckons!
I read that in my head with her voice.........:eek:
I wasn't going to buy it but I will now!
That was great!
And for some reason made me want a ciggie.
I wouldn't give that fame **** one red cent.
Ditto, one of the best posts I have ever read.
Now be honest, did you buy it?
Nothing nor have I read a KP book
No, honestly
OK,there were only three people in front of him & none behind....but that is still a queue.
I shall be elated to see a book shaped present under the tree & shall spend all day reading it. Family & dinner & other fripperies can wait.
I wouldnt buy KK's book if it was 100% off.
Sue's actually really good at sending gifts on facebook games. I think she spends all day playing them.
Post of the year! Excellent stuff.
Isn't it just? Why would anyone buy the book when the prumeister has written it in six sentences.:)
'I 'ad a beef curry and it made me fart so our Mark gave me some powder to make it stop.... I 'ad me belly cut open and then dumped our Mark cos 'ee were fat and then our Mam told our Pat that our Bryyyiiiian were a waste of space and it made me baaaah polllar worse so I went to me wotsit spirit lady and she looked at me chakras which were wrong. Our kids mean the world to me and we're 'avin us xmas with me mam and our doobrey. I 'aven't got any money cos me bank 'ave stopped me payments but we're off to Dubai to stay with some sultana bloke in one of them 8 star hotel thingees'............
Excellent post!!! I could almost hear her saying it!!
Again excellent!! Did she mention her time in bb house by any chance?? ;-)
you are brilliant!:)