What does it mean to 'smash her back doors in' ??

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I'm not sure that's a particularly nice ending to an evening. Unless the young lady has locked herself out.
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  • moonlilymoonlily Posts: 7,893
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    Aw come on you know what a gentleman James is.
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    Forcefully enter via the back doors as opposed to the front doors.
  • hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    I wondered what it meant too, but was embarrassed to ask


    Does it mean doggy style, or up the chuff ?
  • sheils1sheils1 Posts: 16,297
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    I wondered what it meant too, but was embarrassed to ask


    Does it mean doggy style, or up the chuff ?

    Whats the chuff?
  • flower 2flower 2 Posts: 13,585
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    I'm not sure that's a particularly nice ending to an evening. Unless the young lady has locked herself out.

    Whatever it means, it doesn't sound pleasant, and I am sure it would only be uttered by a cretin.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    I wondered what it meant too, but was embarrassed to ask


    Does it mean doggy style, or up the chuff ?

    Hmm, I think he means the back way. How shall I put this? I don't think Ola will ever have any issues with constipation :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,927
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    Yet another failed attempt at feigning heterosexuality. It's a life's work.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,188
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    We know James is respectful and hetero, but he is also down with the kids and media savvy.
    I expect him to tweet at some point on Friday night that he is "hanging out the back of Ola".
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    Conehead wrote: »
    We know James is respectful and hetero, but he is also down with the kids and media savvy.
    I expect him to tweet at some point on Friday night that he is "hanging out the back of Ola".

    :o:D:D
  • Wicked FatherWicked Father Posts: 1,911
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    For ingress without distress relaxation is the path to success. As loose as a goose, I guess.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 281
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    For ingress without distress relaxation is the path to success. As loose as a goose, I guess.

    Gary is dat you?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,927
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    Conehead wrote: »
    I expect him to tweet at some point on Friday night that he is "hanging out the back of Ola".

    Meaning the last few pages of Hello magazine's spanish edition?
  • Dub2Dub2 Posts: 2,869
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    Anal rape. Mostly used amongst the prison population.
  • hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    Dub2 wrote: »
    Anal rape. Mostly used amongst the prison population.


    Seriously ? ... that's what it means ? :o
  • dd68dd68 Posts: 17,841
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    I thought it meant buggery
  • CupidStunt2010CupidStunt2010 Posts: 803
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    It's called anal sex where a willy is poked up the shitter
  • HonestLeeHonestLee Posts: 949
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    It's ven you don't say Nein Bitte to ze Gary Glitter
  • **JennaJ****JennaJ** Posts: 5,041
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    "Smash your Backdoors in"

    Urban Dictionary Definition

    Eg:- To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!


    .......:p
  • KevinessKeviness Posts: 2,174
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    I hope he's not planning a burglary, I'm ever so worried and very concerned.
  • ElvispartacusElvispartacus Posts: 1,943
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    It's called anal sex where a willy is poked up the shitter

    :D:D:D


    and Best Forum Name Ever Cupid Stunt
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,639
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    I'm not sure that's a particularly nice ending to an evening. Unless the young lady has locked herself out.

    Sodomy.
  • MithMarrMithMarr Posts: 2,439
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    I wondered what it meant too, but was embarrassed to ask


    Does it mean doggy style, or up the chuff ?

    Up the Chuff PMSL :D:D:D choked on me coffee there
  • CupidStunt2010CupidStunt2010 Posts: 803
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    :D:D:D


    and Best Forum Name Ever Cupid Stunt
    thanks but i'm not the 1st or the last stupid **** on this forum :D
    Opps i meant Cupid Stunt! :D
  • JennyukJennyuk Posts: 20,894
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    Dub2 wrote: »
    Anal rape. Mostly used amongst the prison population.

    It's not rape is both parties are agreeing to it.
  • JennyukJennyuk Posts: 20,894
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    **JennaJ** wrote: »
    "Smash your Backdoors in"

    Urban Dictionary Definition

    Eg:- To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!


    .......:p

    ROLLING PIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:o:o:o
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