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Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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What's it like to give birth?
A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it :D:cry:
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  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    What's it like to give birth?
    A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it :D:cry:

    If it was us guys giving birth we would give birth in the morning and go back to work in the afternoon.
    Easy Peasy :)
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Why are you talking to yourself?
  • ÆnimaÆnima Posts: 38,548
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    If it was us guys giving birth we would give birth in the morning and go back to work in the afternoon.
    Easy Peasy :)

    You mean like we do when we get a cold? :rolleyes: :D
  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    Ænima wrote: »
    You mean like we do when we get a cold? :rolleyes: :D

    A cold takes longer to get over Enni lol.
  • AnitaSAnitaS Posts: 4,079
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    Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?

    No, I think he's just learned a new phrase ("like shelling peas after the first time") and hasn't the wit to try to work it into an already-extant conversation. Someone will probably say "wizard's sleeve" at some point, too. Oh, the hilarity.
  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    AnitaS wrote: »
    Why are you interested? It's not like it's an experience you're ever going to have. Are you after gory childbirth stories for some perverse reason?

    Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
    They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like :D
  • designer84designer84 Posts: 12,087
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
    They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like :D

    Surely housework is woman's job though Lee? :rolleyes:
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Look, you know the other night when we were all calling that other poster the worst DS troll ever?

    It wasn't supposed to be a challenge.
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
    They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like :D

    Try pushing a bowling ball out of your rear end one day .. that might give you a rough approximation ;)
  • yourpointbeing?yourpointbeing? Posts: 3,696
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    Very weak trolling OP
  • Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    Yeah, I love hearing women blart at the merest mention of how difficult child birth is lol.
    They should try pulling a muscle doing housework to know what real pain feels like :D

    I suspect that, with your attitude, that's all you're likely to be pulling in the near future !
  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    Try pushing a bowling ball out of your rear end one day .. that might give you a rough approximation ;)

    I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth :D
  • designer84designer84 Posts: 12,087
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth :D

    I'm guessing your single because if you'd have said this to a woman for real, you'd be a corpse right now lol
  • stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Doesn't look like any of these ace GCSE results people have been getting were in trolling, does it?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    _ - the hallmark of the classic attention_seeker
  • sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    Ænima wrote: »
    You mean like we do when we get a cold? :rolleyes: :D

    Yeas, actually. :p

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8534796/Women-take-more-sick-days-than-men.html
  • TagletTaglet Posts: 20,286
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth :D

    Perhaps you need to consider giving your brain a little more exercise.
  • EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    What's it like to give birth?
    A bit like shelling peas after the first one isn't it :D:cry:

    What's the point of a giggly icon followed by a crying one?
  • franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    If it was me giving birth I would give birth in the morning and go back to school in the afternoon.
    Easy Peasy :)

    Corrected your spelling for you.
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    _ - the hallmark of the classic attention_seeker

    See I tend to see threads like this not necessarily as out and out trolling, more the forum equivalent of the OP trying out a bit of stand up. Invariably it's not remotely funny, but it doesn't stop them from trying ..
  • RandomSallyRandomSally Posts: 7,068
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    I'd rather stick my head into a bowl of boiling rice pudding JW but the fact is that women use any excuse to put their feet up even if it means putting them up in hospital stirrups to give birth :D

    You're trying far too hard in your numerous threads to be funny/controversial. You are actually neithrr and are merely boring.
  • Lee_PerryLee_Perry Posts: 83
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    See I tend to see threads like this not necessarily as out and out trolling, more the forum equivalent of the OP trying out a bit of stand up. Invariably it's not remotely funny, but it doesn't stop them from trying ..

    There is no comparison with trolling JW.
    I don't force my opinions or views on anyone and I don't disrupt other posters threads.
    I just post what I think to be interesting or humourous threads that no-one is compelled to reply too.
  • franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    There is no comparison with trolling JW.
    I don't force my opinions or views on anyone and I don't disrupt other posters threads.
    I just post what I think to be interesting or humourous threads that no-one is compelled to reply too.

    But you're not funny.
  • JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Lee_Perry wrote: »
    There is no comparison with trolling JW.
    I don't force my opinions or views on anyone and I don't disrupt other posters threads.
    I just post what I think to be interesting or humourous threads that no-one is compelled to reply too.

    I'm not disputing you think it's humourous at all. In some respects, i'd rather read the odd attempt at a bit of humour than some of the blatant trollery and made-up stories on this forum.
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