Why did Hodgson not pick Philth for the World Cup?

Keyser_Soze1 · 20/06/14 - 18:19

We would have won both games about 10-0 with Philth scoring a triple-hat trick in both games.

He is Philth Mitchell after all.

Shame on you Roy. >:(

Shazla09 · 20/06/14 - 18:21

Or Phelan?

danyell · 20/06/14 - 18:22

He probably would of played badly on purpose and threatened the other players to do so as well, just so he could get back home for some Shirley action!

Pandora. · 20/06/14 - 18:23

Don Ches would have put Suarez firmly in his place, give him a proper talking to.

SteveOwen · 20/06/14 - 18:24

A Philth/Phelan strike force would be unstoppable. And not just on the pitch. Lock up your WAGs.

grazemytvaddict · 20/06/14 - 18:25

The other team would've been very intimated by him. The footballers wouldn't be able to take their eyes of the sex magnet that is Phelan if he was on the team.

Keyser_Soze1 · 20/06/14 - 18:26

Philth would not even have to play.

He would just 'own' FIFA and force them to give England the cup.

Sifter22 · 20/06/14 - 18:52

He would sternly look into Suarez's eyes and utter the immortal words "This is my firm and my manor" and that would be that. England bring home the cup.

SULLA · 20/06/14 - 19:17

Philth would put Suarez's head down the crapper and use Balotelli's hair as a bog brush:o

SULLA · 20/06/14 - 19:18

Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »

Philth would not even have to play.

He would just 'own' FIFA and force them to give England the cup.

He would even 'have his way' with Mrs Blatter

SteveOwen · 20/06/14 - 19:32

SULLA wrote: »

Philth would put Suarez's head down the crapper and use Balotelli's hair as a bog brush:o

And then he would bark the immortal words, "I AM the Cup!"

0...0 · 20/06/14 - 19:35

He asked who England would be playing. Hodgson texted him Uruguay. Philth misread this as U R Gay, turned puce and headbutted him!

SULLA · 20/06/14 - 20:09

0...0 wrote: »

He asked who England would be playing. Hodgson texted him Uruguay. Philth misread this as U R Gay, turned puce and headbutted him!

Such a sensitive soul is our Philth.

Tom-Bennett. · 20/06/14 - 20:52

Forget the SAS (Suarez and Sturridge)
The PAP is the ultimate strike force (Philth and Phelan)

Milton Jones · 20/06/14 - 23:02

It's LUNCHTIME. Philth shouts at Hodgson.

T.K. · 20/06/14 - 23:18

Philth is better than both Pele and Maradona combined

. He would've nutmegged the whole Uruguayan team before scoring a double hat-trick in the space of 10 minutes :cool:.

In regards to England's World Cup campaign... same shit, different tournament

. How can the nation who created football be so bloody useless at playing it?!

ewoodie · 21/06/14 - 00:12

As someone who loathes football, even I can see that Philth, Phelan and Mick would've won the match without even breaking into a sweat.

But since England are now out of the World Cup can we please cancel all matches on BBC1 and ITV1 and get the soap schedules back to normal?!

[Deleted User] · 21/06/14 - 03:20

In his younger days I heard that Saurez learned how to bite opponents from Philth Potato

Keyser_Soze1 · 21/06/14 - 18:14

klendathu wrote: »

In his younger days I heard that Saurez learned how to bite opponents from Philth Potato

Philth is the greatest exponent of anything that interest him, from knocking out Ali in his prime in the first round to beating Nadal 6-0 6-0 6-0 on clay in tennis.

Or so TPTB pathetic worship of him would have us believe.

Steve has to have something over them or someone high up in the BBC, it is the only logical explanation.

kevin75uk · 21/06/14 - 20:54

Philth would beat Superman, Batman, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Spiderman in a fight!!

T.K. · 21/06/14 - 21:10

Philth could beat Godzilla with one punch

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Keyser_Soze1 · 21/06/14 - 21:17

T.K. Mazin wrote: »

Philth could beat Godzilla with one punch .

He would not have to.

One grunt from the torrent of Philth would send Godzilla cowering back to where he came from.

Forget about Godzilla, even the Great Old One Cthulhu himself would be 'owned' by Philth.

http://www.entropiaplanets.com/attachments/cthulhu-rlyeh-rising-jpg.6806/

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/212000/212730_xaltotun_cthulhu-fhtagn-no-more.jpg

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/009/1/0/cthulhu_rise_by_lochapowa-d4lsyp8.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Trk8rPDNImU/SmeTISCJZYI/AAAAAAAABE0/F3YnnoVzAVQ/s1600/thullu.jpg

T.K. · 21/06/14 - 21:32

Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »

He would not have to.

One grunt from the torrent of Philth would send Godzilla cowering back to where he came from.

Forget about Godzilla, even the Great Old One Cthulhu himself would be 'owned' by Philth.

http://www.entropiaplanets.com/attachments/cthulhu-rlyeh-rising-jpg.6806/

http://art.ngfiles.com/images/212000/212730_xaltotun_cthulhu-fhtagn-no-more.jpg

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/009/1/0/cthulhu_rise_by_lochapowa-d4lsyp8.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Trk8rPDNImU/SmeTISCJZYI/AAAAAAAABE0/F3YnnoVzAVQ/s1600/thullu.jpg

Lol

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T.K. · 21/06/14 - 21:37

Philth would've certainly averted the disaster that was England's World Cup campaign. After all this is the man who has the power to bring puppies back to life. So winning World Cups is no sweat for this guy.

Keyser_Soze1 · 21/06/14 - 21:39

T.K. Mazin wrote: »

Philth would've certainly averted the disaster that was England's World Cup campaign. After all this is the man who has the power to bring puppies back to life. So winning World Cups is no sweat for this guy.

And the power to order detectives about.

And the power to be a f*****g aged potato.

Keyser_Soze1 · 21/06/14 - 21:41

Sonny Liston (1958 version) no match at all for Philth.

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/fotos/liston53.jpg

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