predicatable judging comments

[Deleted User] · 25/04/13 - 20:21

XFactor bingo has now become BGT bingo, with the usual platitudes trotted out at various points. What comments drive you to distraction?

Mine has to be - I didn't like that.............. I LOVED IT

Danno2020 · 26/04/13 - 16:45

"It's 100% yes from me!" - urgh. Even more annoying when they go overboard with it, saying 1000, or even 1,000,000% yes! Drives me crackers!

priscilla · 26/04/13 - 17:39

As well as the ones above, the others I don't like are
The best act I've seen today/entire show etc
We've never seen anything like this (err yes you have, every year its the same thing 'singing, dancing etc'

themightypierre · 28/04/13 - 21:18

We even got my all time worst 'What's great about you is you don't know how good you are.' AAAHHHH!!!!

[Deleted User] · 29/04/13 - 19:29

I particularly enjoy the worried look of the faces of an act that has just been praised to the hilt, waitig for the "Yes/No" vote.

I really dont know why I bother with such rubbish, other than to see how many holes I can pick init each week.

Unfortunately now, even Ant & Decs "spontaneous" humour looks well rehearsed :-(

rosco2010 · 29/04/13 - 19:55

"You've just got 4000 yes's". :mad:

Oliver Loxton-P · 30/04/13 - 01:56

You have four BIG fat yes's!!!!

You don't even know how good you are....

[Deleted User] · 03/05/13 - 14:25

This is the easiest Yes of the day

mrsgrumpy49 · 03/05/13 - 18:59

I haven't been following it this year but just tuned in to hear them asking the contestant if they had any other songs. Surprise surprise the second attempt was a great success! They do this at least once every series. Planned much? :rolleyes:

rkid · 03/05/13 - 20:35

We could be looking at this years winner here

kitten12 · 03/05/13 - 20:50

"You don't know how good you are"

Pukes quietly into own mouth

CBFreak · 04/05/13 - 02:49

"My Simon"

Banks246 · 04/05/13 - 03:04

I hate it when Alisha Dixon says 'I wasn't supposed to like youuuu' :rolleyes:

Cranberryapple · 05/05/13 - 20:20

CBFreak wrote: »

"My Simon"

It's a :yawn: from me when I hear this.

PinkPetunia · 06/05/13 - 15:17

Amandas wide eyes , open mouth amazement if any sings in tune makes me laugh .

[Deleted User] · 07/05/13 - 17:29

PinkPetunia wrote: »

Amandas wide eyes , open mouth amazement if any sings in tune makes me laugh .

And Simon's sudden look up to stage from a dismissive staring at desk.

[Deleted User] · 07/05/13 - 18:36

Millands Green wrote: »

Unfortunately now, even Ant & Decs "spontaneous" humour looks well rehearsed :-(

I had to laugh this week when Dec said "You never know what you're going to get". Really? Then how come the two of you are often wearing costumes that go with whoever the act is? You had juggling balls ready for the Bounce bloke, and you had sweat bands on for the fitness instructor guy.

Oh, and letting their balls roll onstage (!) during the jugglers act was really thoughtless. They're lucky it didn't put him off more than it did.

Randysback · 12/05/13 - 01:51

Hate it when Simon looks shocked when he hears a fat or ugly girl sing.. He knows exactly how they sound because all the televised auditions are previewed. Anyway, why should he be surprised if a fat girl can sing.

Mandark · 12/05/13 - 01:56

The inevitable "where have you been hiding?!" To someone with surprise talent.

StratusSphere · 12/05/13 - 14:26

Randysback wrote: »

Hate it when Simon looks shocked when he hears a fat or ugly girl sing.. He knows exactly how they sound because all the televised auditions are previewed. Anyway, why should he be surprised if a fat girl can sing.

Honestly, yes. Susan Boyle is WHY BGT is known these days. You'd think they'd learn their lesson not to dismiss ones that arent traditionally 'beautiful'. All the implied 'youre not good enough' in their body language really grinds on me :mad:

You know who else is a bigger girl? Adele. Isnt she one of the most successful popstars in the world :mad:

[Deleted User] · 12/05/13 - 17:00

When they start playing Emile Sande over the comments. Usually when they get to the last judge and then it goes into a chorus of ballad.

priscilla · 12/05/13 - 20:53

Randysback wrote: »

Hate it when Simon looks shocked when he hears a fat or ugly girl sing.. He knows exactly how they sound because all the televised auditions are previewed. Anyway, why should he be surprised if a fat girl can sing.

This. Simon 'rolls his eyes' then the person starts singing he looks shocked and intrigued. He trys to smile but comes off as a squint because he face is full of botox. He eventually stands up and claps. It so predictable.

Ant and Dec ' You weren't expecting that, were you?'

O-J · 13/05/13 - 05:07

I love it when Amanda claps like a seal!
Like she puts her arms out in front of her and then claps

priscilla · 13/05/13 - 05:25

benbenalen wrote: »

I love it when Amanda claps like a seal!
Like she puts her arms out in front of her and then claps

Oh Amanda signature seal clap. Amanda overdoing it with the laughing gets on my nerves, most of the time its not funny.

mysty211 · 13/05/13 - 05:32

"Lets start this off well I'm saying yes"

O-J · 13/05/13 - 06:44

off off off off off off off off off!

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