It would also be able to tell you the name of the song as well, if it is one of those songs you have heard before, but have no idea of the name of the song or who it is by! :cool:
It would
Sorry can't talk, Bill and Mark are trying to get through :cool:
someone needs to invent a Velcro strip that sticks to the back of the sofa that sofa throwovers can grip onto to stop them slipping down. I'm forever having to straighten mine up and even with the sofa pushed up hard against the wall the darn thing still slides down - does my head in:mad:
You can buy strips of sticky back velcro, just stick some to each side and jobs a goodun'
Helpful household automaton. Sex chores not necessary, home chores will suffice.
I am emphatically NOT setting myself up as an expert, but anyone who views sex as a chore,
is either going about it the wrong way, or with the wrong person.
A real life TARDIS. It would make travelling so much cheaper, as you wouldn't need to pay for airfares and accommodation, and so much less hassle. No more long delays at the airport, no exhausting long-haul flights...bliss. Plus you wouldn't be bound to just Earth and you could travel through time too.
someone needs to invent a Velcro strip that sticks to the back of the sofa that sofa throwovers can grip onto to stop them slipping down. I'm forever having to straighten mine up and even with the sofa pushed up hard against the wall the darn thing still slides down - does my head in:mad:
I completely agree very well said, my sofa is held together with duct tape but there is nothing comparable to it on the market these days and my sofa probably pre-dates velcro come to think of it.
A DEVICE THAT WILL CORRECT POSTS AT A STROKE WHEN YOUVE ACTUALLY TYPED OUT TWO OR THREE PARAGRAPHS IN BLOODY caps BY MISTAKE AND YOUVE NOT SEEN IT UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY LOOK UP TO POST IT.
Robo-Barber, put this thing on yer head, gives a perfect haircut, while saying ''something for the weekend sir?'', all while you're watching the latest dvd boxset at home .......
robo - toothbrush - something like the boxer's teeth guard that you put into your mouth,it would have small brushs inside with toothpaste dispensed. so one can have a shower and get teeth clean at same time .
otherwise i would love a flip down sun blind for my car on the drivers side and the front - at the same time , i don't know why cars cannot be made with a remote control for build in sun shades above all the doors / windows .
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Sorry can't talk, Bill and Mark are trying to get through :cool:
Some kind of chest bracket mobile phone holder, so that you still have one hand free for the pram or shopping trolley while texting.
You mean a wank machine:eek: just lie back and let it do all the work:D
You can buy strips of sticky back velcro, just stick some to each side and jobs a goodun'
We've got to watch Back To The Future 2.
I am emphatically NOT setting myself up as an expert, but anyone who views sex as a chore,
is either going about it the wrong way, or with the wrong person.
Already out there, a Force 9 gale, or for thick hair, a hurricane, although you may need
your hands with the hurricane, to hang on to something.
A Digital padlock perhaps?
Glass lens that dont steam up and render me sightless when I open the oven door
I completely agree very well said, my sofa is held together with duct tape but there is nothing comparable to it on the market these days and my sofa probably pre-dates velcro come to think of it.
Oh I hate that.
otherwise i would love a flip down sun blind for my car on the drivers side and the front - at the same time , i don't know why cars cannot be made with a remote control for build in sun shades above all the doors / windows .
TBBT hadn't broadcast The Focus Attenuation in 2013.