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radio4extracrapradio4extracrap Posts: 2,933
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Hoover shaggers 80/1 on. Put eighty on get eighty one back.
Tories (the Government) 10/1.

Should have taken the 50/1 ON yesterday in England's oldest town.

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    Pat_SmithPat_Smith Posts: 2,104
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    Should've taken 12/1 when I had the chance.

    Bloody idiot.
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    InspirationInspiration Posts: 62,706
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    Here's some others that might be worth a flutter:

    http://survation.com/new-constituency-polling-for-alan-bown/
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    radio4extracrapradio4extracrap Posts: 2,933
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    Inspiration wrote: »
    Here's some others that might be worth a flutter:

    http://survation.com/new-constituency-polling-for-alan-bown/

    Thanks. Boston looks worth an interest.
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    Ethel_FredEthel_Fred Posts: 34,127
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    So according to OP, UKIP members are perverts
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    Rick_DavisRick_Davis Posts: 1,104
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    I'm more pissed that I missed the chance to get a ****ing decent vacuum cleaner
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    MARTYM8MARTYM8 Posts: 44,710
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    I am surprised most Tory MPs would know what a Hoover was - unless their servants have explained to them what one is.:D
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    LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    radio4extracrap wrote: »
    Hoover shaggers 80/1 on. Put eighty on get eighty one back.
    Tories (the Government) 10/1.

    Should have taken the 50/1 ON yesterday in England's oldest town.

    You do realise that when Boris was referring to Hoover shaggers he probably meant shagging the servant who did the cleaning, right? ;)

    He probably thinks they come as a unit - servant and cleaning utensils joined at birth just as he was with his silver spoon.

    I just hope these insults make even more disaffected Tories join UKIP and that they tell Boris to bugger off if he ever tries to jump ship and join them if the Tories end up sinking because of it.
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    MARTYM8MARTYM8 Posts: 44,710
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    Rick_Davis wrote: »
    I'm more pissed that I missed the chance to get a ****ing decent vacuum cleaner

    You can do so again - when we get out of the EU.
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    TassiumTassium Posts: 31,639
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    It's just free votes to UKIP when someone such as Boris spews some juvenile insult or two.

    What's behind it seems to be a sort of cult mentality where if you're not "with us" you're the scum of the earth.
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    radio4extracrap wrote: »
    Hoover shaggers 80/1 on. Put eighty on get eighty one back.
    Tories (the Government) 10/1.

    Should have taken the 50/1 ON yesterday in England's oldest town.

    Is it England's oldest town? Towns existed in Britain long before England even existed and there are several contenders for the oldest town in Britain. Unless you mean the first Anglo-Saxon settlement which is still disputed.
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    DadDancerDadDancer Posts: 3,920
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    wow 1/80 now. It were 1/33 yesterday and it was evens a few weeks back.

    UKIP are favourites for the Rochester one too at the bargain odds of 4/5. Better place your bets now before those odds get slashed too.
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    DadDancerDadDancer Posts: 3,920
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    Ethel_Fred wrote: »
    So according to OP, UKIP members are perverts

    nah, he's just a prude ;-)
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    radio4extracrapradio4extracrap Posts: 2,933
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    Is it England's oldest town? Towns existed in Britain long before England even existed and there are several contenders for the oldest town in Britain. Unless you mean the first Anglo-Saxon settlement which is still disputed.

    I was in Colchester. It is the oldest.
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    radio4extracrapradio4extracrap Posts: 2,933
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    Lyricalis wrote: »
    You do realise that when Boris was referring to Hoover shaggers he probably meant shagging the servant who did the cleaning, right? ;)

    He probably thinks they come as a unit - servant and cleaning utensils joined at birth just as he was with his silver spoon.

    I just hope these insults make even more disaffected Tories join UKIP and that they tell Boris to bugger off if he ever tries to jump ship and join them if the Tories end up sinking because of it.

    I heard the Tories are oft to put theirs in the Bacon Slicer. :-)
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    Heston VestonHeston Veston Posts: 6,495
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    Ethel_Fred wrote: »
    So according to OP, UKIP members are perverts

    It's come to a pretty pass when shagging your hoover* is seen as being worse than an isolationist xenophobe.

    * - other brand names are available
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    radio4extracrap wrote: »
    I was in Colchester. It is the oldest.


    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_town_in_Britain

    "The title of oldest town in Britain is claimed by a number of settlements in Great Britain."


    It does seem to be disputed in any case.
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