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November_Rain Posts: 9,145
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09/11/13 - 23:00 #202

Only Fools and Horses opening theme - The first line goes "stick a pony in my pocket", I used to think it was "stick a bonny in my bumpkin". No wonder I couldn't make sense of it.

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09/11/13 - 23:03 #203

clm2071 wrote: »

One of my mates swears blind that Sister Sledge sang 'we're giving love in a femidom' (we're giving love in a family dose)

Reminds me of the song Goodbye Mr A by The Hoosiers. I used to swear they were singing "goodbye Mr Aids".

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09/11/13 - 23:04 #204

November_Rain wrote: »

Only Fools and Horses opening theme - The first line goes "stick a pony in my pocket", I used to think it was "stick a bonny in my bumpkin". No wonder I couldn't make sense of it.

I thought it was stick of money, up until your post.

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09/11/13 - 23:57 #205

KWS's version of "Please Don't Go" at the start sounds to me like "Please No Coke".

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10/11/13 - 00:17 #206

gamzattiwoo wrote: »

Sixties song ' Poetry in Motion' can't remember who sang it....

Johnny Tillotson

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10/11/13 - 00:21 #207

flagpole wrote: »

gala free from desire:

it wasn't trombone leads or trampolines but in fact 'strong beliefs'

I've heard that song and it's definitely trumbalees.

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shmisk Posts: 7,963
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10/11/13 - 00:23 #208

Running away together, running away forever Anne and Joe (Angelo)

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10/11/13 - 00:52 #209

Rod Stewart - What Am I Gonna Do

"I'm down on my bended knees" I misheard as
"I'm down on my branded knees".

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10/11/13 - 16:29 #210

moonlily wrote: »

I always thought they sang something like that, and wondered what mancheros were:D

Me too

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10/11/13 - 16:34 #211

That trumbleeze song... Is there not a line that says "mind and senses purified" that I always thought was "my incense is purified"?

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10/11/13 - 17:33 #212

Just dance lady gaga at the start it is red one I thought it was red wine til someone told

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11/11/13 - 04:21 #213

Thought 'Hey lil' Porsche' was 'hey abortion'. It was the only word it sounded like!

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11/11/13 - 16:16 #214

Wamdue Project - King of My Castle

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im free of my trapped soul

Misheard as

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im feeding my trestles ...

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11/11/13 - 16:29 #215

The Shania Twain one gets me everytime to the point that its the only thing I hear.

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11/11/13 - 16:36 #216

Great thread.

Two from my son, who was about 10 at the time.

InMe - Crushed Like Fruit
Real: I can't believe this dream (Dream)
Misheard: I can't believe Steve (Steve)

and another InMe song Energy
Real: My lucent orb is fading bright
Misheard: Melissa Borg fighting crime

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11/11/13 - 16:40 #217

squeekycheeks wrote: »

Wamdue Project - King of My Castle

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im free of my trapped soul

Misheard as

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im feeding my trestles ...

lol...I like that one

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11/11/13 - 16:41 #218

I used to think The Saturday's song ' issues' included the line -

'...don't know if I should 'stab' you or kiss you'.:o

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11/11/13 - 16:54 #219

One of the songs from Shaggy's album "Hot Shot" which is called Lonely Lover has a line which sounds like "Back on the line, don't be so fat"!

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12/11/13 - 00:13 #220

squeekycheeks wrote: »

Wamdue Project - King of My Castle

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im free of my trapped soul

Misheard as

Must be the reason why Im King of My Castle
Must be the reason why Im feeding my trestles ...

Must be the reason Ive got cream on my arsehole

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12/11/13 - 00:49 #221

SaturnV wrote: »

I've heard that song and it's definitely trumbalees.

Its definitely not.

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12/11/13 - 00:57 #222

latinloulou wrote: »

Me too

I'm just so glad it wasn't just me ! At the time there were some bacon flavoured corn snacks called Rancheros .. my drug addled brain was making a connection with them! (Cos in the 80's if you were listening to the Stranglers you were definitely drug addled ... or was that just me ... )

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12/11/13 - 02:19 #223

The Verve: The trucks don't work.

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12/11/13 - 02:45 #224

lemoncurd wrote: »

The Verve: The trucks don't work.

I tend to mishear the "they just make you worse" as "the just make you work".

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12/11/13 - 03:41 #225

Hash Pipe by Weezer, some think it's Ass Wide & some Ass Wipe.

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12/11/13 - 03:55 #226

When I was young, and it was in the charts, I thought the Wings/Paul McCartney song went "Monarch in Time"... How daft is that! - Obviously "Mull of Kintyre" of course (for our younger readers).

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