Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

jzee · 28/04/13 - 14:41

potential safety issues when out

copthis1 · 28/04/13 - 16:01

getting bladdered down't British Legion.

twassington · 29/04/13 - 00:48

wearing an Engerland footy shirt

copthis1 · 29/04/13 - 12:09

George staggered to the toilet.

chinchin · 29/04/13 - 12:12

No bliddy loo roll or

copthis1 · 29/04/13 - 12:31

a discarded pair of pants

chinchin · 29/04/13 - 12:44

to utilise for the task

copthis1 · 29/04/13 - 12:46

he waddled from the toilet

twassington · 29/04/13 - 13:54

in search of bog rolls

copthis1 · 29/04/13 - 20:34

Only to bump into Boris

chinchin · 29/04/13 - 20:58

what luck he cried as

copthis1 · 29/04/13 - 22:11

As Boris kneeled before him

jzee · 29/04/13 - 22:29

to pick up the pennies

Joey Boswell · 30/04/13 - 01:21

and the twentys that he

copthis1 · 30/04/13 - 12:29

Robbed from a benefit claimant

jzee · 30/04/13 - 18:09

's charity collection for the elderly

copthis1 · 30/04/13 - 20:08

Cannabis grower living next door

jzee · 02/05/13 - 00:54

who was also a part-time

twassington · 02/05/13 - 01:05

dealer in hallucinogenic substances and

copthis1 · 02/05/13 - 01:12

bit part actor on Hollyoaks

jzee · 02/05/13 - 03:01

. Meanwhile Kevin McCloud was putting

copthis1 · 02/05/13 - 12:14

Gingham curtains in his den

twassington · 02/05/13 - 12:47

and chintz three piece suites

belly button · 02/05/13 - 13:05

which matched Chin's tartan jumpsuit

jzee · 02/05/13 - 15:18

accessorising with ceramic elephants and

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