Worst Facebook status updates
pugamo
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We all know Facebook is a load of crap, but I still look at mine now and then. In amongst all the pictures of people's dinners and details of what they are watching on TV I found this gem:
"Who says that facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet everyday. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Send you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, like your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry. Copy this if you are grateful for your FB friends..."
Whats the worst status update you've seen today?
"Who says that facebook friends are not your real friends? They enjoy seeing you on the internet everyday. Miss you when you're not on. Showing compassion when you lose someone you love. Send you greetings on your birthday. Viewing the pictures you put on, like your status. Makes you laugh when you are sad. Makes you laugh when you have the urge to cry. Copy this if you are grateful for your FB friends..."
Whats the worst status update you've seen today?
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In the last year? ........dunno, I haven't been on it.
I'll make one up for you then.
"In my bed. Wish I had someone to cuddle up to"
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'I'll cuddle up to you hon xxx' (from person's platonic same sex friend)
"We all need prayers right now. If you are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever you may be, to kindly copy, paste and share this status to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is im..."
The person puts about 7 of these up a day, does my head in. Would delete her but she's family and then whinged if I don't comment or like her crap every few days so can't even hide her!:rolleyes:
Good grief. Is she religious?
No she's just a tw*t
"What's up hon? xxxxx"
"Will inbox ya babez xxx"
Hate ones like that lol
Once I couldn't go out with my friend, who is 26, because I had to work. She literally expected me to see her every other night of the week. Next thing her Facebook status was "its so hard wen u drift apart frm friends an u dnt knw wot u did wrong "
:rolleyes:
Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy & paste.
I hate them too
" grrr, cant beleive what I have just heard, if its true therelives wont be worth living'
'whats up hun'
'hope you are ok hun'
'anything we can do hun?'
Then they say they will inbox one of them and you never learn the terrible thing that has happened. tres frustrating
I ask myself, why do I go there? I am just too damn nosey for it
*Oh piss off with your over-wrought fake sympathies, you supercilious idiot. :cool:
Or when someone offers the,'you can always talk to me if you need someone' comment. They don't care, they are just being noisy!
If a relation died, surely the last place you should be is on Facebook.
'Snookypants wuvs her hunnybunch loads!'
'I might delete facebook its a loadf of ****' (followed by lots of 'no babez!)
'I am so ill. no one has ever been iller then me. if lots of my friends dont post sympathy comments i will have a huff' (well thats what they mean anyway)
(posts whacky photo) 'sooooo wasted!'
I can just sense that you soooooooooooo wanted to put a quite different word there
What gave it away?
Well after bottling it up for 3 weeks it's about time ppl knew the truth about " my angel " lol...to cut a long story short I found out that ****** had slept with sum1 she met in ********* a couple of weeks before Christmas,I forgave her on the promise that she wudnt go on nites out there anymore,sorted.....I then find out the reason she's been havin problems in the girls department is because she slept with sum1 a few months ago and he passed genital herpes onto her...after all this I still stood by her coz I loved her but there's only so many times I can be treated like a fool and now it's over...so as much as u lot may think I'm a creep n a scumbag I just thought I'd let you know that it's my ex that's bin a filthy lying slag,wasted 6 months of my life loving sum1 that's just bin laughin at me all the way...wot a mug I feel like
has anyone 'liked' that?