So who do you reckon is Kat's 'mystery lover'?

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  • anirose26anirose26 Posts: 1,432
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    No ... Derek. Janine wouldn't run from a marital break-up. She's stay and fight dirty. Remember Ryan and Stacey.

    I hope you are right.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,474
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    It's Ian.

    The problem is, the dirt from living on the streets has become so ingrained into his chip-fat sodden skin, that, when he bunks up with Kat, he leaves a Turin-Shroud type impression on the sheets.

    Alfie scours the square, bearing the Shroud before him in an attempt to ID the beast who bonked his beloved barmaid.

    Desparate to avoid retribution, Ian begs his nemesis Phil to shove his head down the toilet again in an effort to clean off the incriminating grime.

    In a mellow mood, Phil obliges, leaving Alfie with no other recourse but to put the Shroud on display in the Vic, charging 10p a pop to touch the sacred relic.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 580
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    I'm actually hoping it's Derek, that would be freaking hilarious
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Someone earlier referred to them as "Kak" and that would sum it up perfectly. I'm hoping it's Jack because those two seem to have a bit of a bond because of Tommy. She can have a threesome with Phil and Shirley for all I care as long as it's not the rancid Derek. Personally I'd rather sew up my lady door than let him near it but maybe Kat's not too fussy.

    kak- yeah sums it up perfectly
    BIB- :D:D
    same sew it up with a double knot he is never getting inside my door;):D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,474
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    priscilla wrote: »
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    kak- yeah sums it up perfectly
    BIB- :D:D
    same sew it up with a double knot he is never getting inside my door;):D

    In the immortal words of the great blues legend Howling Wolf, Derek is a back-door man.
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    In the immortal words of the great blues legend Howling Wolf, Derek is a back-dor man.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    i need to have my back door closed as well
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    priscilla wrote: »
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    i need to have my back door closed as well

    Don't worry.

    As Derek says of himself 'I'm a modern man.'

    He only wants to take you up the bistro.
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Don't worry.

    As Derek says of himself 'I'm a modern man.'

    He only wants to take you up the bistro.

    :eek::eek::eek:
    im packing my bags and going somewhere far
    derek not taking me up anywhere my doors are staying closed;)
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    priscilla wrote: »
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    im packing my bags and going somewhere far
    derek not taking me up anywhere my doors are staying closed;)

    Remember, Derek is a crim who has done time. He even broke into the back door of the chip shop!!!

    He knows how to effect a forced entry.
  • priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Remember, Derek is a crim who has done time. He even broke into the back door of the chip shop!!!

    He knows how to effect a forced entry.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    im speechless
    im running away now
  • mrs.deschanelmrs.deschanel Posts: 3,545
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    priscilla wrote: »
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    i need to have my back door closed as well

    Ewww it needs to be locked and bolted. Is that what the spoilers mean by Kat's mystery man in the back alley?
  • 4troy74troy7 Posts: 8,925
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    I think It will be Jack or Ray leaning towards Jack though
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    4troy7 wrote: »
    I think It will be Jack or Ray leaning towards Jack though

    Ray leaning towards Jack.

    So a threesome?
  • 4troy74troy7 Posts: 8,925
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    Ray leaning towards Jack.

    So a threesome?
    funny :rolleyes:
  • IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    Next week, Kat gets a call from who Alfie calls her favourite fella so probably Jack (Ray is probably in the Vic then so why would he call and doubt Alfie will call Michael her fave fella

    EE is essentially the Branning show so it will be one of them, probably Derek because he gets so little screentime these days (:rolleyes:) or Jack because he is the only one without a s/l atm

    Jack/Kat- Kack- suits the s/l
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,535
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    Spot on IanMandy, in fact was Jacks last s/l the custody battle ? :confused: have not seen anything in the forthcoming spoilers for him either whereas we know of s/ls for all of the others Max/Tanya/reveal about what he was up to with Derek, Derek/Joey, Michael/Janine/Scarlett, maybe not Ray but I don't think he's a big enough character for them to use him for a s/l they are headlining so much.
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