How will Max live on the square after Lucy's death?

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It will be impossible
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  • dancing.queendancing.queen Posts: 14,090
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    Errm, why?
  • Lizzie BrookesLizzie Brookes Posts: 15,073
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    I think the poster means Ian not Max.
  • Joe_ZelJoe_Zel Posts: 20,832
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    You need to look up the term "impossible".
  • CelticMythCelticMyth Posts: 3,090
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    He will be too busy bonking Cora to give any thought to Lucy.
  • Ben_HuntBen_Hunt Posts: 267
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    He got over his own son's death pretty quick, I think he can handle it.
  • CherryRoseCherryRose Posts: 13,198
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    He's shagged Stacey so Max shagging Lucy will be no shock.

    Lucy is over 18 so Max and Lucy are doing nothing wrong really.
  • BeaconboofBeaconboof Posts: 2,374
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    Don't you mean, how will Max's penis live on the Square once Lucy is dead?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,734
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    Why? If he found a way to live in the same neighbourhood as his son after having an affair with his wife than he shouldn't have any difficulties living near the bereaved family of his latest conquest. I can't see him caring what Ian Beale or his neighbours think of him.
  • 0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Hmmmm, maybe he'll find some way to take his mind off things..
  • sunny daysunny day Posts: 849
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    What makes you think anyone will find out about Max and Lucy anyway ?
  • Dream_catcherDream_catcher Posts: 362
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    No doubt Max will find another young conquest. After all it seems that's the only thing he's good at.
    I'll never forget the look on my daughters face when she saw that Max was having it away with Lucy. She couldn't take it in that a young girl like Lucy would have her head turned by someone as old as Max.
  • Kim_xKim_x Posts: 3,635
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    He owns a house, so unless he murders Lucy, which I doubt, why shouldn't he? He's had that many affairs (and this isn't an affair) that he's like Den Watts and probably enjoys the fallout.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Hmmmm, maybe he'll find some way to take his mind off things..

    What interests Max though? :confused:

    I cannot think of anything that is an all consuming passion of his. ;-)
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    "You live by the Cock, you die by the Cock". That's Max's motto. :cool:
  • HarloweHarlowe Posts: 20,021
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    Impossible like Ronnie, Stacey living on the square with all they've done.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    "You live by the Cock, you die by the Cock". That's Max's motto. :cool:

    Just look at the size of Max's cock! :o

    No wonder he gets all the women - the lady in this photo is obviously impressed! :D

    http://www.chocolatecoveredkatie.com/wp-content/uploads/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary_C65C/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary.jpg?73e30c
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    CelticMyth wrote: »
    He will be too busy bonking Cora to give any thought to Lucy.

    :o
    Put it this way, if there was no one else I wouldn't put it past the randy sod!
    Keeki wrote: »
    Why? If he found a way to live in the same neighbourhood as his son after having an affair with his wife than he shouldn't have any difficulties living near the bereaved family of his latest conquest. I can't see him caring what Ian Beale or his neighbours think of him.

    Exactly. He lives in the same place where he saw his son fall to his death (we all saw him sticking his fingers down this throat to be sick in the live episode :D) so if he can stay there after THAT then he isn't doing to give a sh!t about Lucy's memory or her family.
    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    "You live by the Cock, you die by the Cock". That's Max's motto. :cool:

    :D:D
    Harlowe wrote: »
    Impossible like Ronnie, Stacey living on the square with all they've done.

    Good call. In reality it IS actually impossible for Ronnie to be living next to her victims but never mind, this is a soap and they do what they like ....
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    Just look at the size of Max's cock! :o

    No wonder he gets all the women - the lady in this photo is obviously impressed! :D

    http://www.chocolatecoveredkatie.com/wp-content/uploads/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary_C65C/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary.jpg?73e30c

    :o That is one impressive cock!

    :D
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    lotty27 wrote: »
    :o That is one impressive cock!

    :D

    It certainly is!

    It must take an awful lot of looking after! ;-) :D
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    Just look at the size of Max's cock! :o

    No wonder he gets all the women - the lady in this photo is obviously impressed! :D

    http://www.chocolatecoveredkatie.com/wp-content/uploads/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary_C65C/Catskill-Animal-Sanctuary.jpg?73e30c

    Haha! :D

    Max Branning strikes again :cool:.
  • Seymour ButtsSeymour Butts Posts: 3,758
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    He'll be too busy chasing after Lola or Cindy to worry about the fallout
  • T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    I think Max will be after the Mitchell sisters next. He hasn't quite itched that scratch yet. He snogged Ronnie a few years ago I think. And nearly shagged Roxy in an alleyway. So there's unfinished business there for Mr Branning :cool:.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Haha! :D

    Max Branning strikes again :cool:.

    If you ever need cheering up a thread about Max's insatiable knob is sure to chase the blues away! :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 505
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    I only mean that a lot of residents will be against him for having the affair Ian, Jane, Denise, David carol, Bianca, Lauren and Abi
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    I think Max will be after the Mitchell sisters next. He hasn't quite itched that scratch yet. He snogged Ronnie a few years ago I think. And nearly shagged Roxy in an alleyway. So there's unfinished business there for Mr Branning :cool:.

    Bloody hell I cannot blame him for that. Roxy is stunning. :blush:

    How about a threesome with Max and the Mitchell sisters. Would anyone watch it?

    I bloody would! :D
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