....this was initially posted in the Advice thread however, the mods then moved it to Chatter after the content of the posts became about general farts and left out the bit about the chair altogether.
Maybe it needs to be changed to 'Trapped Farts in my Office Chair' because mine truly has 100s of truly rotten ones - well and truly trapped....:p
Trapping farts what a waste! I jump up and give them a good old sniffing. The dog and cats also love them. I refuse to deprive them! Nothing finer and keeps my chair smelling like a maidens *****************************************************:cool:
I've often wondered why the waft of ones own farts are quite therapeutic whereas the stench of someone else's is enough to induce a coma..?!!! :p:p
Now you see, that's what I love! A bit of base level honesty :D:D:D
I defy anyone to say they don't adore their own!!!!! Curry ones aren't that nice though!
Now you see, that's what I love! A bit of base level honesty :D:D:D
I defy anyone to say they don't adore their own!!!!! Curry ones aren't that nice though!
....loud and proud is what I say and these ones don't generally stink!! Its the silent but violent ones you need to watch out for - deadly killers!!!!:D
....loud and proud is what I say and these ones don't generally stink!! Its the silent but violent ones you need to watch out for - deadly killers!!!!:D
:D Deadly and HOT! Best done in a crowded place. :cool: Oh dear, getting carried away now. The follow throughers are the worst! A couple are in church. She says, I just did a silent fart. He says you need new batteries in your hearing aid.
:D Deadly and HOT! Best done in a crowded place. :cool: Oh dear, getting carried away now. The follow throughers are the worst! A couple are in church. She says, I just did a silent fart. He says you need new batteries in your hearing aid.
i find beans are not the best fart fuel but the simple chewing gum produces the worst smelling farts ( well the wife's worst ) of course i don't fart I am way to refined for that|!
i find beans are not the best fart fuel but the simple chewing gum produces the worst smelling farts ( well the wife's worst ) of course i don't fart I am way to refined for that|!
I take it that's from chewing and NOT from swallowing it! My ma used to say it would bung up my backside! I never dared do it!
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Trapping farts what a waste! I jump up and give them a good old sniffing. The dog and cats also love them. I refuse to deprive them! Nothing finer and keeps my chair smelling like a maidens *****************************************************:cool:
Now you see, that's what I love! A bit of base level honesty
I defy anyone to say they don't adore their own!!!!! Curry ones aren't that nice though!
....loud and proud is what I say and these ones don't generally stink!! Its the silent but violent ones you need to watch out for - deadly killers!!!!:D
LMAO.
Well done on your 8K posts by the way.
...perhaps to power a machine?!
Now that would be a good and easy job!
Oh thanks. I really didn't notice! Darn it! ;-)
one for politicians ?
Yes and bagsie I get to produce the photographic evidence!
Elevator Farts
PMSL !!!! Please tell me they weren't all farting on cue? Kudos!
...nah - if you watch the rest of the series on YouTube, they show that they are using a small handheld device to create the sound!!
Top of my Christmas list! :cool:
Me too
Hope you recorded such a thrilling event. I'm very jealous and I need a link to cheer me up.:(:cry:
....not my farts but this girl's ones are just as good!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fT7KaiVPig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0MIiGYDz-E
The Shark gets my vote.
....no way - the Giraffe for sure!!!!!
Yes but which one was doing the farting?