Joking aside, I'd pay for a one-off episode of 'Early Doors'. It's a favourite of me and my drinking circle, and we always yearned for one more episode. We thought that the day of the ban on smoking in pubs would have been perfect. That ship has sailed, so perhaps it could deal with the closure of the Grapes, as sad as that would be.
A reality show where a number of taller than average celebrities are put in a house where all the doorframes are a couple of inches too low (Tudor size, perhaps) forcing them to have to duck down whenever moving rooms. Obviously there will be the occasional bumped heads which will add to the general irritation of the inhabitants, and presumably some interesting bust ups.
- a documentary where Orla Guerin learn to samba and gets covered in sequins.
- a programme where Ray Mears stays in luxury hotels, wears a suit and goes sightseeing in a city.
- a whole series of adaptations of the Shardlake novels.
Celebrity Teacosy Challenge. Presented by Simon Cowell a group of celebrities have to knit a Teacosy. At the end of the series each cosy is tried for size on a teapot brought in by Heston Bleumenthal. Ideal contestants on this would be Joey Essex, Noel Edmonds, Cilla Black and Katie Price. Cowell could make sarcastic comments like "The floral pattern on this cosy is absolutely mediocre"
DisasterChef, exactly the same as Masterchef but contestants have to produce a meal that requires no skill whatsoever. Commentary could be something like "This is John, his starter tonight is a packet of Twiglets, for the main a stunning Tin of "All day breakfast" freshly microwaved and scraped onto some toast, and dessert a Double Decker lavishly unwrapped and placed on a saucer. Marvellous.
An updated version of Bewitched. A light-hearted sitcom.
But that dreadful film, "Bewitched" starring Nicole Kidman probably ruined any chance of a revival of this show.
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Digital Spy "Saw";-)
Yes they did, perhaps OP would like them to try somewhere "hotter" like Fukushima?
Mind you for total Top Gear kudos and 100 on the scale of tastelessness maybe they'd like to take a spin through Gaza?
I concur :cool:
Slightly off-topic, but I'd actually pay for the following to NOT get made:
- Any new series of TOWIE or Geordie Shore
- Any reality show featuring either Katie Price or Peter Andre
- New Honey Boo Boo (I can't stand that!)
And they came back alive? That was not the Chernobyl special i was thinking about...
For the sole purpose of robbing rich gay celebs so they can't buy wives.
- a documentary where Orla Guerin learn to samba and gets covered in sequins.
- a programme where Ray Mears stays in luxury hotels, wears a suit and goes sightseeing in a city.
- a whole series of adaptations of the Shardlake novels.
Falco
Matt Bartholomew
Roger the Chapman
Brother Athelstan
After Celebrity Darts was announced today that show is only a matter of time.
GOOD MORNING BRITAIN vs DAYBREAK
The teams for Good Morning Britain....Ben Shephard, Kate Garraway, John stapleton and Lorraine Kelly.
The team for Daybreak are Adrian Chiles, that Irish woman (that ITV cannot get rid of!) , a newsreader, and Lorraine Kelly.
Whoops why are you here on BOTH teams Lorraine??
"Och I'm here for TV AM - the best in the worrld!!"
Wit u saying aboot oor Lorraine
DisasterChef, exactly the same as Masterchef but contestants have to produce a meal that requires no skill whatsoever. Commentary could be something like "This is John, his starter tonight is a packet of Twiglets, for the main a stunning Tin of "All day breakfast" freshly microwaved and scraped onto some toast, and dessert a Double Decker lavishly unwrapped and placed on a saucer. Marvellous.
A one way trip to Mars with all the reality stars such as TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, etc plus the X Factor and BGT judges.
But that dreadful film, "Bewitched" starring Nicole Kidman probably ruined any chance of a revival of this show.