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TV shows you would pay to get made...

jim_lyonsjim_lyons Posts: 1,451
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1. Richard Bacon's swimming with Crocodiles.

2. Top Gear - Chernobyl special.
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    toribaynestoribaynes Posts: 2,694
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    celebrity "saw"
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    toribaynes wrote: »
    celebrity "saw"

    Digital Spy "Saw";-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 66
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    Hmmm didn't top gear do chernobyl already
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    ShrikeShrike Posts: 16,609
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    Hmmm didn't top gear do chernobyl already

    Yes they did, perhaps OP would like them to try somewhere "hotter" like Fukushima?

    Mind you for total Top Gear kudos and 100 on the scale of tastelessness maybe they'd like to take a spin through Gaza?
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    GulftasticGulftastic Posts: 127,442
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    Joking aside, I'd pay for a one-off episode of 'Early Doors'. It's a favourite of me and my drinking circle, and we always yearned for one more episode. We thought that the day of the ban on smoking in pubs would have been perfect. That ship has sailed, so perhaps it could deal with the closure of the Grapes, as sad as that would be.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    groin kicking with Barry Gibb
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    milkybarnickmilkybarnick Posts: 605
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    A reality show where a number of taller than average celebrities are put in a house where all the doorframes are a couple of inches too low (Tudor size, perhaps) forcing them to have to duck down whenever moving rooms. Obviously there will be the occasional bumped heads which will add to the general irritation of the inhabitants, and presumably some interesting bust ups.
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    pete137pete137 Posts: 18,392
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    Monkey Tennis with Bobby Davro !
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Digital Spy "Saw";-)

    I concur :cool:

    Slightly off-topic, but I'd actually pay for the following to NOT get made:

    - Any new series of TOWIE or Geordie Shore
    - Any reality show featuring either Katie Price or Peter Andre
    - New Honey Boo Boo (I can't stand that!)
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    jim_lyonsjim_lyons Posts: 1,451
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    Hmmm didn't top gear do chernobyl already

    And they came back alive? That was not the Chernobyl special i was thinking about...
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    Hyram FyramHyram Fyram Posts: 3,389
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    "Hitting Simon Cowell Over the Head with a Spade".
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    Seth1Seth1 Posts: 676
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    'Hack a Celebrity Bank Account'

    For the sole purpose of robbing rich gay celebs so they can't buy wives.
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    ElanorElanor Posts: 13,326
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    I would totally pay for:

    - a documentary where Orla Guerin learn to samba and gets covered in sequins.
    - a programme where Ray Mears stays in luxury hotels, wears a suit and goes sightseeing in a city.
    - a whole series of adaptations of the Shardlake novels.
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    VerenceVerence Posts: 104,593
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    Series based on these series of books

    Falco
    Matt Bartholomew
    Roger the Chapman
    Brother Athelstan
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    FinalAnswer?FinalAnswer? Posts: 1,074
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    pete137 wrote: »
    Monkey Tennis with Bobby Davro !

    After Celebrity Darts was announced today that show is only a matter of time.
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    Face Of JackFace Of Jack Posts: 7,181
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    CELEBRITY FAMILY FORTUNES:-

    GOOD MORNING BRITAIN vs DAYBREAK

    The teams for Good Morning Britain....Ben Shephard, Kate Garraway, John stapleton and Lorraine Kelly.

    The team for Daybreak are Adrian Chiles, that Irish woman (that ITV cannot get rid of!) , a newsreader, and Lorraine Kelly.

    Whoops why are you here on BOTH teams Lorraine??

    "Och I'm here for TV AM - the best in the worrld!!"
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    stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,567
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    CELEBRITY FAMILY FORTUNES:-

    GOOD MORNING BRITAIN vs DAYBREAK

    The teams for Good Morning Britain....Ben Shephard, Kate Garraway, John stapleton and Lorraine Kelly.

    The team for Daybreak are Adrian Chiles, that Irish woman (that ITV cannot get rid of!) , a newsreader, and Lorraine Kelly.

    Whoops why are you here on BOTH teams Lorraine??

    "Och I'm here for TV AM - the best in the worrld!!"

    Wit u saying aboot oor Lorraine
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    chris1978chris1978 Posts: 1,931
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    Celebrity Teacosy Challenge. Presented by Simon Cowell a group of celebrities have to knit a Teacosy. At the end of the series each cosy is tried for size on a teapot brought in by Heston Bleumenthal. Ideal contestants on this would be Joey Essex, Noel Edmonds, Cilla Black and Katie Price. Cowell could make sarcastic comments like "The floral pattern on this cosy is absolutely mediocre"

    DisasterChef, exactly the same as Masterchef but contestants have to produce a meal that requires no skill whatsoever. Commentary could be something like "This is John, his starter tonight is a packet of Twiglets, for the main a stunning Tin of "All day breakfast" freshly microwaved and scraped onto some toast, and dessert a Double Decker lavishly unwrapped and placed on a saucer. Marvellous.
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    stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,567
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    A drama about the Mafia
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    ramraiderukramraideruk Posts: 1,190
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    Phone hacking/stalking a journalist. Just to see how they like it and what they really get up to.
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,507
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    Extreme Fisting with Robson Green.
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    big brother 9big brother 9 Posts: 18,153
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    A proper season of big brother that's not on channel 5
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    The GathererThe Gatherer Posts: 2,723
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    On a serious note, I would pay to have the missing episodes of Doctor Who remade.
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    RoseAnneRoseAnne Posts: 3,203
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    Mars Trip

    A one way trip to Mars with all the reality stars such as TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, etc plus the X Factor and BGT judges.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,363
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    An updated version of Bewitched. A light-hearted sitcom.
    But that dreadful film, "Bewitched" starring Nicole Kidman probably ruined any chance of a revival of this show.
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