I had a neighbour last week going round chapping doors to see if "anyone had seen her pussy, my pussy Isobel is missing?" In addition she wondered the streets shouting "here pussy, pussy come to mummy" It was very difficult to keep a straight face when answering the door it was mortifying.
Some years ago I worked with someone whose name was Helumt Kunz. I used to dread having to refer to them to my boss. I was so embarrassed to say the name that I always had to pretend it was on the tip of my tongue.
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Flaps.
Mound.
Cleaver.
Turgid.
Gorge.
Et al.
Crumpet!
But here are some others-
Rump
Hump
Stump
Fudge
Bulge
Crotch
Chuff
Crack
Crank
Hole
Poke
Prod
Finger
Fiddle
Fondle
Ass
Buns
Butt
You been on the sherry dear?
In the meantime though: Wound
If you need a detective, these guys may not be the best!
Snap!
Teamed with 'moist' for extra filthyness