Would you accomodate your neighbour's cock?
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My neighbours have a reasonable flock of chickens. They are very generous with eggs, but sadly I've been put in a difficult position. They have 3 cocks. People leave homeless unwanted cocks on their doorstep. Once you have a name for taking in unwanted cocks, more and more turn up. 1 cock in a household is enough, you see. People should just choke them themselves, but they aren't good at this. Everyone want someone else to choke their chicken for them. So, 3 cocks. We have a large shed, and the neighbour has asked if we can accomodate his surplus cocks. Are half a dozen eggs a week enough to compensate for the inconvenience of 2 extra cocks that are not your own? When they stretch up to full height 1st thing in the morning they are such a nuisance, and make so much noise. Any suggestions?
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My neighbour asked me just yesterday if I could hold his cock and pullet.
You may even find that it is an enjoyable way to spend your time.
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Having more than one cock around can be a huge problem, and with the potential noise levels they would provide, the kindest thing would be to set two free. That aside it is a step too far to ask any man to accommodate more than one cock.
And as they say, if your cock's happy, you're happy.
That's what Elton John used to say.
Pehaps he could help me out then. One of them is pretty big, too. I think he's a Rhode Island Red. Pedigree is no use when there's more than 1 cock on the flock, it's very sad being a spare cock.
I'm sure a carefully worded 'cock 4 sale' classified ad would have many potential cock friendly punters at your door.
More like cock unfriendly dumpers!:eek: There'd be a whole load more cocks on the doorstep in the morning. Literally, people leave their cocks in boxes. They just pretend to themselves that you actually like cock, they know what a nuisance loads of cocks are. You are right of course.
Man with giant cock.
http://i870.photobucket.com/albums/ab270/d2pmr11/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg
You have to feel sorry for an unloved cock.
Taking care of your neighbour's cock may well bring you good karma.
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Is that humanly possible or cockily possible
Wow his cocks huge! He must have a big shed to keep it in at night. Im glad I dont have a great big cock like that, a small ones enough to handle as it is!
There must be a few women now thinking: "Poor you - not!" :D