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EE: The boots are staying on...

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    Shady123Shady123 Posts: 4,506
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    aahaaa! These comments did make me laugh rather alot!
    Glad I could provide some entertainment :D 98% of my mind is made up of filth but tis ok :p
    Thanks for the imagery guys :( I can barely drink my tea now cos of it....

    She's sheman :D


    You're my favourite member here now :cool: reading this thread was just hilarious, Thanks for the entertainment. Worthwhile break from studying me thinks :p

    Wooo fan club!!! :D I like you :D
    I aim to please but usually I don't succeed :(
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    kezkent wrote: »
    pretty sure ive had this discussion with you before

    I dont think hes with her cos he likes her i think hes with her cos she was there and she looks after him hes obv going to flee with the money when he goes off to do panto cant see her going with him

    typical just because shes not "his type" so why does he
    buy a house for them to live in?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 860
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    i dunno ... just dont like her character dont think shes ever been particurly likable (think thats ust to me though)

    I dont think people change their type tha much just cos theyve had some bad experiences
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    mr mugglesmr muggles Posts: 4,601
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    Basically his sex face will be the same face as he looked like on crack! "oh.... shirl" :D;)

    love it! Im certainly visuallising it!:p
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    kezkent wrote: »
    i dunno ... just dont like her character dont think shes ever been particurly likable (think thats ust to me though)

    I dont think people change their type tha much just cos theyve had some bad experiences
    just because you dont like her doesnt mean phil doesnt. you cant help who you have feelings for. phil denied it and avoided her for nearly two years.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 860
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    just because you dont like her doesnt mean phil doesnt. you cant help who you have feelings for. phil denied it and avoided her for nearly two years.

    True but im a real person phil isnt :D anyways bedtime
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,827
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    Shady123 wrote: »
    Glad I could provide some entertainment :D 98% of my mind is made up of filth but tis ok :p



    Wooo fan club!!! :D I like you :D
    I aim to please but usually I don't succeed :(
    Tonight you have! :D
    mr muggles wrote: »
    love it! Im certainly visuallising it!:p
    So was I but I'm not sure I was enjoying it as much as you seem to be :p
    kezkent wrote: »
    True but im a real person phil isnt :D anyways bedtime
    Highfive - good reply but I'll admit I did think Phil was real so I'm disappointed with that:o
    DS really needs more smileys
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 860
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    Tonight you have! :D

    So was I but I'm not sure I was enjoying it as much as you seem to be :p

    Highfive - good reply but I'll admit I did think Phil was real so I'm disappointed with that:o
    DS really needs more smileys

    Decided against bed ... im sorry to disappoint but he isnt real :cry::eek:
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    Charcole911Charcole911 Posts: 6,353
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    This is why we need late night specials for more realism.
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    Guido9Guido9 Posts: 3,491
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    A second rate attempt at pornography that was left to our imagination - and I dare say some poor, unsuspecting 5-10 year olds who were still up watching it and asking their parents awkward questions....! :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,143
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    This is why we need late night specials for more realism.

    Even the idea of lindsey carter bouning up and down with bedsheets to cover up everything but her boots is vile.

    May I add most importantly, she had KITTEN HEELS ON (those boots would be lucky to evenbe 3 inches high). Thats just wrong.

    We know unattractive people do it but we don't need reminding, this is fiction. The sex has to be pretty and glamorous for petes sake.
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    Guido9Guido9 Posts: 3,491
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    Califa wrote: »
    Even the idea of lindsey carter bouning up and down with bedsheets to cover up everything but her boots is vile.

    May I add most importantly, she had KITTEN HEELS ON (those boots would be lucky to evenbe 3 inches high). Thats just wrong.

    We know unattractive people do it but we don't need reminding, this is fiction. The sex has to be pretty and glamorous for petes sake.

    Eh?? - unless I've missed a punchline earlier or something (as I couldn't be bothered to wade all the way through the thread!), don't you mean Linda Henry/Shirley Carter, not Lindsey Carter...?!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 860
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    Califa wrote: »
    Even the idea of lindsey carter bouning up and down with bedsheets to cover up everything but her boots is vile.

    May I add most importantly, she had KITTEN HEELS ON (those boots would be lucky to evenbe 3 inches high). Thats just wrong.

    We know unattractive people do it but we don't need reminding, this is fiction. The sex has to be pretty and glamorous for petes sake.

    Agreed the last thing we need is anything more than the insinuation that they are going to have sex :(
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    Califa wrote: »
    Even the idea of lindsey carter bouning up and down with bedsheets to cover up everything but her boots is vile.

    May I add most importantly, she had KITTEN HEELS ON (those boots would be lucky to evenbe 3 inches high). Thats just wrong.

    We know unattractive people do it but we don't need reminding, this is fiction. The sex has to be pretty and glamorous for petes sake.
    but if they dont show them showing affection towards each other people will just think there is nothing there and they are just brother and sister

    some comments on twitter
    LOVE shirley & phil!!!! hahahaa!! hilarious couple!! #eastenders
    Phil and Shirley are funny #Eastenders .
    I love Shirley. Did ya see that smile on Phil's face? #eastenders
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    anirose26anirose26 Posts: 1,432
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    xTonix wrote: »
    Oh I say :eek:

    This place is gone downhill. There is no nudity allowed here.:D
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    Guido9 wrote: »
    Eh?? - unless I've missed a punchline earlier or something (as I couldn't be bothered to wade all the way through the thread!), don't you mean Linda Henry/Shirley Carter, not Lindsey Carter...?!

    oops i meant shirleys actress but considering carols new toyboy...just as nasty.
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    Califa wrote: »
    oops i meant shirleys actress but considering carols new toyboy...just as nasty.

    nothing wrong with linda. infact she used to be really pretty when she was younger. if phil had saw her like she was then he would never have had a problem....
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    MadWorld_NESMadWorld_NES Posts: 37,961
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    This thread is hilarious :D

    Luckily I wasn't paying attention first time around, then happened to have BBC3 on when the EE repeat was on - saw it that time but by then my dinner had gone down enough for me to resist the urge to vomit! :eek:
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    This thread is hilarious :D

    Luckily I wasn't paying attention first time around, then happened to have BBC3 on when the EE repeat was on - saw it that time but by then my dinner had gone down enough for me to resist the urge to vomit! :eek:

    :rolleyes: it was not that bad. what is wrong with people?
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    MadWorld_NESMadWorld_NES Posts: 37,961
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    :rolleyes: it was not that bad. what is wrong with people?

    Just after watching EE, I found a pic of
    Ian snogging Glenda
    and heard that
    Glenda might get it off with Phil.
    Those three things combined.. just.. :eek:
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    Just after watching EE, I found a pic of
    Ian snogging Glenda
    and heard that
    Glenda might get it off with Phil.
    Those three things combined.. just.. :eek:

    now that is bad.glenda is a good looking woman...if you have a probem with that you shouldnt be watching soaps.
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    i must admit i found the first scene a far more cringe-type scene cos of where steve/phil's hand was!
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    Shady123Shady123 Posts: 4,506
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    Califa wrote: »
    Even the idea of lindsey carter bouning up and down with bedsheets to cover up everything but her boots is vile.

    May I add most importantly, she had KITTEN HEELS ON (those boots would be lucky to evenbe 3 inches high). Thats just wrong.

    We know unattractive people do it but we don't need reminding, this is fiction. The sex has to be pretty and glamorous for petes sake.

    oh my god! :eek: *retches*

    it's alright for the youth of this world but please that sort of filth should be locked behind closed doors and never ever heard or seen of again :(:(

    and besides, beds are overated these days. I hear bus shelters, bowling greens, water fountains and strangers porches are all the hype this year ;)
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    monalisa62003monalisa62003 Posts: 56,964
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    a video of linda henry in the film "a beautiful thing"

    a picture

    now would you think that what you thought of her in that scene after watching/seeing her in those?
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    Shady123Shady123 Posts: 4,506
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    a video of linda henry in the film "a beautiful thing"

    a picture

    now would you think that what you thought of her in that scene after watching/seeing her in those?

    What's the difference? :confused: ..... Nope I'm stumped :( :cool:

    Nice hair does the carpet match? :sleep:
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