Her body probably use to living off one carrot a day or whatever she eats, she seems happy (although her face doesn't show it) but how can anyone not be happy living VB life.
Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.
Her body probably use to living off one carrot a day or whatever she eats, she seems happy (although her face doesn't show it) but how can anyone not be happy living VB life.
I would say half a carrot looking at her :eek::eek:
with Brand Beckham estimated to be worth 300 million quid she is just fine....:rolleyes:
But all these rich folks don't live in the real world. Bet when she says to her dresser that she feels fat they agree with her and she won't eat her half a carrot soup.
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She is loaded and can therfore afford the stuff that works a million times better than bio oil:)
Becks is not feeding her enough!!
Can't spell and not very original, hey ho, nothing new.
Anazing, what does that mean or get ter bed nobby
Her body probably use to living off one carrot a day or whatever she eats, she seems happy (although her face doesn't show it) but how can anyone not be happy living VB life.
I'm willing to bet you are a PBU, judging by this thread.
From 1997 no less.......
What?
:rolleyes:
LMAO
I thought this was original at first.
I would say half a carrot looking at her :eek::eek:
How do you know?
Unless you have seen her up close, in the flesh and without makeup (yes - they make stretch mark concealer) - you have no way of knowing that.
She might have a double
I have a good zoom on my comp
...just means she could slip down TWO pavement gratings at the same time...
She slips down pavement cracks - hence the red carpet :eek:
with Brand Beckham estimated to be worth 300 million quid she is just fine....:rolleyes:
But all these rich folks don't live in the real world. Bet when she says to her dresser that she feels fat they agree with her and she won't eat her half a carrot soup.
She is wearing shoulder pads because her shoulders have fallen off :eek:
I know you from elsewhere. Are you bored toady darling?
I feel the same way about the grossly obese too - just so no one has a go at me for picking on skinny people.
I reckon she is doing a form of self harm. I once became that skinny after my 'out of date' tuna can incident and I felt dreadful!! :eek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2330939/Victoria-Beckham-carries-mini-fashionista-daughter-Harper-jets-Los-Angeles-brood.html