builder,s bum

year 1957year 1957 Posts: 212
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Do people no longer have any decorum, iask because i was
walking throgh my local town centre today when i saw two
workmen kneeling by a small hole,they were leaning forward
talking about something in the hole. My problem was the men
were seriously over weight and they were displaying an
enomouse amount of hairy arse cleavage ,i kid you not you
could have parked a large motor bike there.One of them
looked to have a seriouse case of piles it made me feel a bit
queesy. On a simillar note several week,s ago i saw a woman
who must have been about fourty who had on them trousers
that young girls wear sort of just below the waist she was
displaying quite a lot of black pubes.these people are not
drunk or mentally ill.Why are they not aware of how they are seen,or don,t they care

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  • Charles IICharles II Posts: 1,289
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    ..You answered your own question right at the end.

    They don't care and neither should you, get on with your life.
  • skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    Classy OP.
  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    No matter how much I might fancy someone from the front and no matter what an objet d'art their fully uncovered posterior may be, builder's bum is a total turn-off on anyone.
  • sadoldbirdsadoldbird Posts: 9,626
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    year 1957 wrote: »
    Do people no longer have any decorum, iask because i was
    walking throgh my local town centre today when i saw two
    workmen kneeling by a small hole,they were leaning forward
    talking about something in the hole. My problem was the men
    were seriously over weight and they were displaying an
    enomouse amount of hairy arse cleavage ,i kid you not you
    could have parked a large motor bike there.One of them
    looked to have a seriouse case of piles it made me feel a bit
    queesy. On a simillar note several week,s ago i saw a woman
    who must have been about fourty who had on them trousers
    that young girls wear sort of just below the waist she was
    displaying quite a lot of black pubes.these people are not
    drunk or mentally ill.Why are they not aware of how they are seen,or don,t they care


    Ode to an a**e?
  • LastlaughLastlaugh Posts: 3,422
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    I believe you are a PBU,
    Or are you just a mad old moo?
    Don't make it so clear,
    Aren't you full of fear?
    Your poems were a bore then,
    Put down your pen,
    They aren't any better under a new guise.
  • Richard46Richard46 Posts: 59,830
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    No matter how much I might fancy someone from the front and no matter what an objet d'art their fully uncovered posterior may be, builder's bum is a total turn-off on anyone.

    Not true. My wife claims the site of me getting sweaty with a bit of bum cleavage on display is her biggest turn on.

    Course that may just be a ploy to get me to do some DIY. :o
  • Grabid RanniesGrabid Rannies Posts: 4,588
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    Richard46 wrote: »
    Not true. My wife claims the site of me getting sweaty with a bit of bum cleavage on display is her biggest turn on.

    Course that may just be a ploy to get me to do some DIY. :o

    Hmm wouldn't seem so or else she'd be telling you to get better-fitting bottoms lol :D
  • Neda_TurkNeda_Turk Posts: 8,447
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    Builder's Bum? What about teenage boys crutch? Where they hang the front of their waistband of their baggy trousers on their penis! And unlike Builder's Bum, where you see a glimpse of arse crack, on the teenage boy, the trousers are nearly down to the back of his knees exposing all! Mostly grubby pants that are also only just defying gravity!
  • skazzaskazza Posts: 4,983
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    Lastlaugh wrote: »
    I believe you are a PBU,
    Or are you just a mad old moo?
    Don't make it so clear,
    Aren't you full of fear?
    Your poems were a bore then,
    Put down your pen,
    They aren't any better under a new guise.

    It's not a poem, it's been written on a phone.
    Some people roam, no need to moan.

    :)
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    You sound to have been taking quite a good look OP.
  • LastlaughLastlaugh Posts: 3,422
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    skazza wrote: »
    It's not a poem, it's been written on a phone.
    Some people roam, no need to moan.

    :)

    What a fool I have been,
    I should have seen,
    I thought it was King Joe,
    Not a phone using foe.
    Apologies OP. :o
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    year 1957 wrote: »
    builder,s bum

    I thought it was "workman's" bum ?

    Anyway, yeah, not a pleasant sight, whatever :eek:
  • CaldariCaldari Posts: 5,890
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    Why do people use a comma instead of an apostrophe?
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