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What have the housemates taught you?
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i have found them to be very educational here's what i have learnt:
1. if a man can't decide what marital status he is, odds on he is in a relationship (or two ...or three)
2. if a woman says "i love you to bits but..." run for the hills or you will never get out alive
3. if a man grabs you by the face and tells you to "soar" run for the hills but introduce him to the "i love you to bits" girl before you go.
4. if someone says "lower your tone and strengthen your argument" insert earplugs as they will not stop for breath and will incrementally get louder and louder until your brain haemorrhages.
5. if someone stops breathing but then starts breathing again and continues breathing for many years they are not dead.
6. too much Jazz Hands can damage your health.
7. tattooing your face isn't a good idea.
what have you learnt from this year's housemates?
1. if a man can't decide what marital status he is, odds on he is in a relationship (or two ...or three)
2. if a woman says "i love you to bits but..." run for the hills or you will never get out alive
3. if a man grabs you by the face and tells you to "soar" run for the hills but introduce him to the "i love you to bits" girl before you go.
4. if someone says "lower your tone and strengthen your argument" insert earplugs as they will not stop for breath and will incrementally get louder and louder until your brain haemorrhages.
5. if someone stops breathing but then starts breathing again and continues breathing for many years they are not dead.
6. too much Jazz Hands can damage your health.
7. tattooing your face isn't a good idea.
what have you learnt from this year's housemates?
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This years HMs have taught me that weirdo's come in many guises and also to not waste time watching the drivel in the first place.
Keep crisps in the fridge to seduce the ladies.
Tact and lying are not mutually exclusive - it is possible to tell the truth without being obnoxiously rude.
Telling it how it is/speaking your mind/being honest are not excuses to belittle, insult or offend.
An alternative take on a situation is not necessarily a lie, it could just mean the other person has different information to you.
Maintain good dietary habits - 3 balanced meals at intervals throughout the day should suffice. If nocturnal peckishness does occur a snack rather than a pasta meal is enough.
Old jam jars don't make very good drinking vessels; even if you attach a handle.
None of this lot remotely like each other at all.
never a truer word spoken.....
i missed that bit!!! who taught you that??!
Dexter.
And even if they did they can't talk!
BIB what about gone off chicken half cooked and put in the fridge hot?
on a more serious note, Callum did crystalise for me, behaviour i have experienced but never been able to pick up warning signals for....watching him with charlie (especially the long dark night of interminable circular instruction) actually clarified red flag/alarm bell type behaviour!
i agree with everything else, especially those ugly glasses
completely agree Pimlico
I had forgotten about that chicken. Its a miracle they didn't spend the next two days in the loo.
The ugliness of a woman is almost always directly proportional to the amount of metal they voluntarily embed in their face.
how strong the digestive system is when you are young!....that should definitely have been my number 8!!!!
and morcambe and wise
Yours is better.
not even the thing about the crisps in the fridge being a lady magnet?!
Why would anyone put crisps in a fridge ???
And they have the table manners and sounds of chimps (sorry chimps)
And I'd be better off watching something else.
So...... Bring on CBB, they will surely be a nice wholesome group 😄
i have no idea!!! but Zadeth said it was something he learnt,
i missed it, i've been wondering how it would work!!!:o
Are you honestly saying it's like watching a David Attenborough docmentary where the animals have the ability to speak??
If so, I agree wholeheartedly
Yes that's the spirit, keep up the BB optimism