Camilla has broken her leg

teenagemartyr · 08/04/10 - 22:25

Just saw this on the news - Huw Edwards said the opening line in such a deadpan voice that I burst out laughing!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h8BQJDqp1vIqh54Ky8poX2miRB9A

Achtung · 08/04/10 - 22:33

She's probably just grazed a toenail or something. :rolleyes:

revolver44 · 08/04/10 - 22:35

Bollards, I had her for 50/1 in Saturdays National.

[Deleted User] · 08/04/10 - 22:36

teenagemartyr wrote: »

Just saw this on the news - Huw Edwards said the opening line in such a deadpan voice that I burst out laughing!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h8BQJDqp1vIqh54Ky8poX2miRB9A

Ouch! Kudos for hoping to stick to her planned engagements though - presumably not a bad break then.

[Deleted User] · 08/04/10 - 22:59

revolver44 wrote: »

Bollards, I had her for 50/1 in Saturdays National.

Poor woman, I expect there's nothing wrong with her other than that Charles had more in common with her than with the people's princess, Diana...

Lakeuk · 08/04/10 - 23:04

Good job she left Strictly Come Dancing

darling · 08/04/10 - 23:07

herman64uk wrote: »

Ouch! Kudos for hoping to stick to her planned engagements though - presumably not a bad break then.

I think it probably says more about the number and nature of her planned "engagements"!

di60 · 08/04/10 - 23:25

lynxmale wrote: »

Poor woman, I expect there's nothing wrong with her other than that Charles had more in common with her than with the people's princess, Diana...

just because she had more in common with someone else's husband, doesn't mean she had to open her legs for him did it?

P.S. the only "poor" thing about her, is her morals :mad:

Phoenix Lazarus · 08/04/10 - 23:39

Achtung wrote: »

She's probably just grazed a toenail or something. :rolleyes:

No-the only thing she's grazed is grass in the field!:D

notfussy · 08/04/10 - 23:44

She has a strong family history of Osteoporosis.
Given that these injuries normally only result in ligament damage you have to wonder if she now has brittle bones too...

[Deleted User] · 08/04/10 - 23:52

Got to be honest but my first thought was "does this mean they'll have to shoot her?"

Glinny · 09/04/10 - 00:06

Duchess of Cornwall Camilla breaks her leg in Showbiz forum

Mind you in the acting world they do use the phrase "break a leg" so I suppose there is some relevance there

teenagemartyr · 09/04/10 - 00:27

Glinny wrote: »

Duchess of Cornwall Camilla breaks her leg in Showbiz forum

Mind you in the acting world they do use the phrase "break a leg" so I suppose there is some relevance there

Kindly point me to the Royalist section and I'll repost it there :rolleyes:

[Deleted User] · 09/04/10 - 00:29

Hahahahahahahahahaha...it means she'll be plastered for 6 weeks!

Glinny · 09/04/10 - 23:09

teenagemartyr wrote: »

Kindly point me to the Royalist section and I'll repost it there :rolleyes:

Try General Discussion I think you will find a threat about Camilla's broken leg there already

wavlovr · 10/04/10 - 05:34

LOL Jay Leno talked about her in his monolog tonight.
He said something like.... "Camilla broke her ankle the other day. The vet didn`t know whether to treat her or put her down"

Rikki65 · 10/04/10 - 13:33

Poor old Charles' eyes are probably not a good as they use to be, he probably mistook her leg for a giant tampax:p.

Gloom of Whom · 10/04/10 - 21:57

di60 wrote: »

just because she had more in common with someone else's husband, doesn't mean she had to open her legs for him did it?

P.S. the only "poor" thing about her, is her morals :mad:

Diana was the favorite man matress of every hooray henry with a title, a woman who had more captains than the Royal Navy.

[Deleted User] · 10/04/10 - 22:27

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i72563

[Deleted User] · 15/04/10 - 03:11

(U.S) Globe magazine 14.4.10:

from showbizspy-dot-com (can't paste link)
http://www.***************/article/203067/camilla-parker-bowles-tried-to-kill-herself.html

CAMILLA'S SUICIDE ATTEMPT!
Breaks leg in terrifying leap!
Devastated as William is named King

PRINCE Charles‘ frumpy wife Camilla Parker Bowles tried to KILL HERSELF, it has been claimed.

The British royal — referred to as the Duchess of Cornwall — apparently had some sort of meltdown that left her in seclusion and nursing a badly broken leg, according to American tabloid Globe.

Bowles’ crisis was allegedly triggered when she learned Queen Elizabeth will formally bypass Charles and make William the heir to the throne later this year.

Camilla was sleeping with Charles — whom she wed in 2005 — while he was still married to the late Princess Diana, William’s mom.

Reports earlier this month claimed William is set to announce his engagement to longtime love Kate Middleton.

fantastic

di60 · 17/04/10 - 16:48

The Duchess of Cornwall provoked the wrath of animal rights campaigners yesterday when she wore a rabbit fur stole on the first full day of her tour of Canada.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224994/Chilly-reception-Charles-Camila-notably-crowd-greets-Canada-tour.html#ixzz0lNB6NEYu

Camilla broke the bone after catching her left foot in a rabbit hole while hillwalking

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266657/The-smile-says-tough-break-stop-Camilla.html#ixzz0lNBUWri9

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[Deleted User] · 18/04/10 - 00:03

Glinny wrote: »

Duchess of Cornwall Camilla breaks her leg in Showbiz forum

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Always thought it was dangerous in here..:mad:

[Deleted User] · 18/04/10 - 00:04

Glinny wrote: »

Try General Discussion I think you will find a threat about Camilla's broken leg there already

What a violent lot they are. Isn't it enough that it is broken already?

Gill P · 18/04/10 - 06:34

I broke my fibula in exactly the same place and way as Camilla and it really hurts! Or rather hurt as it was a few years ago now. I was in plaster from toe to knee for seven weeks and when the plaster came off I was hors de combat for a few weeks more.

I sympathise with her.

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