Snake bites man’s penis while he’s sitting on toilet

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  Kapellmeister Posts: 41,322

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  15/07/13 - 22:01 #27

  peroquil wrote: »

  Surely you can see the humour in a snake coming up the toilet to bite a guy on the penus?

  
  Honestly? No.

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  CravenHaven Posts: 13,953

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  15/07/13 - 22:16 #28

  This is what happens when you try to charm snakes with your farts. Buy a proper flute like the professionals!

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  15/07/13 - 22:43 #29

  I saw something like this on a "strange but true" type programme when I was younger. Nobody was bitten but a kid did go into the bathroom and see a snake sitting in the toilet bowl, I was a bit apprehensive about going for a few weeks after that

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  peroquil Posts: 1,526

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  15/07/13 - 23:22 #30

  Kapellmeister wrote: »

  Honestly? No.

  
  Okay, I get that it might not be your humour, but it's kind of strange that you posted what can only be described at dismay and derision at those who saw the funny side of it, including the chap bitten.

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  15/07/13 - 23:56 #31

  blueblade wrote: »

  Probably won't happen here in the UK.
  
  Relax.

  
  Probably isn't good enough
  
  In all seriousness, i know it's VERY unlikely to happen but it still freaks me out.

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  SJ_Mental Posts: 16,138

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  16/07/13 - 00:26 #32

  Still a lot more likely than winning the lotto though. . .

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