Training: 'It's hard, this dancing lark', says Ainsley. 'But as long as I don't fall over, I should be fine'. His dance partner Ola says 'His dancing isn't the best, but he does make nice pre-training snacks, which is a bonus!'
Craig: Flailing arms, gangly limbs, complete lack of timing, all the things I don’t want to see in a dance. Len: Coming out here and dancing in front of millions of people is hard, so I'll give you that, but the dance wasn't much cop. Liza: Not the best we've seen tonight, but sure you will improve with the ballroom! Bruno: Oh dear, Ainsley. Oh dear.
Craig: 3 Len: 5 Liza: 5 Bruno: 4
Total: 17/40
Ainsley is disappointed but expected the low scores, saying 'Latin isn't really my thing'.
I must say, tonight proved I'd much rather her as a contestant than as a guest (also she was batshit insane in an almost Yoko Ono way on ITT, so there's that too).
I must say, tonight proved I'd much rather her as a contestant than as a guest (also she was batshit insane in an almost Yoko Ono way on ITT, so there's that too).
Yoko Ono, Anastacia and my personal favourite Ana Matronic for a 2016 ballroom battle for the bonkers.
Training: Last week, Anastacia's Argentine Tango scored her and Brendan three nines. 'I'm on top of the world at the moment, nothing can bring me down!', she says... and hopes that saying that didn't 'jinx' it!
Craig: Another superb dance. I admit your Latin is stronger than your Ballroom, so this played to your strengths. Len: A Cha-Cha-Cha that was crisper than a cucumber! You’re this year’s dark horse, and we might just see you for a few more weeks… Liza: This is a rhythmical dance and being a musician, you really felt the music – and it worked in your favour! Bruno: Kylie, sequins and Brendan Cole – I’m in heaven! My only concern was that you’d fall down the stairs in those colossal heels!
Craig: 8 Len: 8 Liza: 8 Bruno: 9
Total: 33/40
Anastacia and dad-to-be Brendan are both very happy with the score.
Eh, close enough. What's five marks between friends, anyway?...
Comments
Who knows.
Perhaps the producers read this thread and based the whole series on a thread in the games section of a Strictly forum!
(obviously)
You never know!
...I did warn you...
YOU'RE BACK!!
Imagine Kristina's reaction to getting paired with Jason Donovan. That's happening in my head right now.
YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THAT MY DS HUSBAND WAS COMING BACK THOUGH.
And I'm still wearing yesterday's knickers.
And I'm outta love with her singing.
I must say, tonight proved I'd much rather her as a contestant than as a guest (also she was batshit insane in an almost Yoko Ono way on ITT, so there's that too).
Yoko Ono, Anastacia and my personal favourite Ana Matronic for a 2016 ballroom battle for the bonkers.
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http://www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/strictly-come-dancing/249872-anastacia-talks-join-strictly-come-dancing-2016-line.html
Eh, close enough. What's five marks between friends, anyway?...
However much you could get away with in the presence of Liza Minnelli, I'd imagine.