Crop rotation in the 14th century was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after John Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator. I knew it! I bloody knew it! You didn't, you didn't. You said 1172! You spiteful little barstard Neil!
Vyvyan: I liked the part where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. Neil:That wasn't in BAMBI, Vyvyan. Vyvyan: It was in the sequel, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex" Neil: Is that true Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?
And how many celebs were guests in it? Off the top of my head:
Emma Thompson
Ben Elton
Robbie Coltrane
Paul Bradley(Nigel off Enders/Holby doc)
French & Saunders
Hale & Pace
Alan Fluff Freeman
Lenny Henry
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
Vyvyan: I liked the part where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. Neil:That wasn't in BAMBI, Vyvyan. Vyvyan: It was in the sequel, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex" Neil: Is that true Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?
And how many celebs were guests in it? Off the top of my head:
Emma Thompson
Ben Elton
Robbie Coltrane
Paul Bradley(Nigel off Enders/Holby doc)
French & Saunders
Hale & Pace
Alan Fluff Freeman
Lenny Henry
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
rik: OH LOOK ..... you've bought me a PRESENT!!!!!
and arguably the BEST joke in the whole thing .....
man who looks like alexis sayle: *walks in a funny walk* 'SCUSE ME, is this a cheese shop???
man who isn't serving in a cheese shop: NO SIR!
man who looks like alexis sayle: well that's that sketch KNACKERED isn't it!!!!!
:D:D
and the man who said 'No Sir' was played by Rik .
Rick;Neil,the bathroom's free,unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta
(Billy Balowski enters)
Mike:Hello Billy,how are the trees?
Vyvyan: I liked the part where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. Neil:That wasn't in BAMBI, Vyvyan. Vyvyan: It was in the sequel, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex" Neil: Is that true Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?
And how many celebs were guests in it? Off the top of my head:
Emma Thompson
Ben Elton
Robbie Coltrane
Paul Bradley(Nigel off Enders/Holby doc)
French & Saunders
Hale & Pace
Alan Fluff Freeman
Lenny Henry
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
I think Keith Allen made an appearance in one episode. And of course Mel Smith & Griff Jones in Bambi
Edit to add: Terry Jones of Monty Python fame as a vicar in Nasty.
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Nozin' Aroun'.
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Nature grows the seed
We eat the seed...
Suggs: you hum it and I'll smash yer face in!
Rik; ummm...I'll...just sit over there.
Vyv: he's an embarrassment.
Heh, it's one of my all time favourite bits in the show!
Vyv: To lower the rent
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Rick: Of course, stupid old me. Just one other thing, what are you talking about?
Vyv: Now we can go to the rent tribunal, you don't have to pay as much for a house with an outside lavvy.
Rick: Really... Well I don't believe you, I think you did it on purpose because you know I've got a runny bottom!
*wipes picture*
Oh now look what you have done! Quick, get the picture back before Elephant Head comes
You won't catch me with me trousers
It's a TELESCOPE... a telescope with a MOUSE in it!!!!!!
And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be home!
Vyv's mum: Oh Vyvian don't be stupid, you know I have no idea who your father is.
Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie
Mike: "I always wondered who did that".
Neil:That wasn't in BAMBI, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan: It was in the sequel, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex"
Neil: Is that true Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?
And how many celebs were guests in it? Off the top of my head:
Emma Thompson
Ben Elton
Robbie Coltrane
Paul Bradley(Nigel off Enders/Holby doc)
French & Saunders
Hale & Pace
Alan Fluff Freeman
Lenny Henry
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
Chris Barrie and Norman Lovett from Red Dwarf
Rick;Neil,the bathroom's free,unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta
(Billy Balowski enters)
Mike:Hello Billy,how are the trees?
I think Keith Allen made an appearance in one episode. And of course Mel Smith & Griff Jones in Bambi
Edit to add: Terry Jones of Monty Python fame as a vicar in Nasty.