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In Defence Of Steven
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Ladies and gentlemen, a thread for the positives, going forward, about what's possibly been one of the worst performances on reality telly ever. I'll begin;
1) He seems to want to love Kimberly. Or control her, but what's the difference?
2) He doesn't take 'no' for an answer
3) He's apparently gone through a lot of avoidable problems in his life, but he stuck them out.
Blue Skies thinking only about Steven in this thread. Dig deep, try to a find a light in there somewhere?
1) He seems to want to love Kimberly. Or control her, but what's the difference?
2) He doesn't take 'no' for an answer
3) He's apparently gone through a lot of avoidable problems in his life, but he stuck them out.
Blue Skies thinking only about Steven in this thread. Dig deep, try to a find a light in there somewhere?
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5) He will make a great father to Steven JR , Steven JR the second and of course his future daughter Stevie
And yet you could be bothered to type the above.
Are you a part of Steven's HP Lovecraft-esque family, in some way? Do you have bulging eyes, that sort of 'Innsmouth look'? If so, feel free to speak up! This could be thought of as a learning opportunity for us surface-dwellers.
No, actually I was just paying homage to another Steven thread quite some time back asking for input about Steven. Private joke.
He has nice hair
Has nice feet
Very supportive of others in house
Hugs a lot
He's a disgusting human male.
Iä Cthulhu ftagn. He has assimilated into humanity reasonably well for a deep one.
Wham bam thank you ma'am !!!
2. - He's the least controlling individual you'll ever meet
3. - He's a self-made millionaire who's never read a book. Books are for idiots
4. - He's well travelled, having visited almost two hundred countries in order to bless the primitive locals with his homespun wisdom
5. - He's no mug, as evidenced by his skillful and mature handling of Kim's pre-relationship infidelity.
6. - Can breathe underwater indefinitely
7. - Legendary sexual stamina
He's got a natty collection of handcuffs chains and basements
He's not afraid to embarrass himself on national tv by crying on a grown recidivist woman's bosom. (Oh and he reminded me of 'bitty' when he did this which is also a plus).
He constantly says he will be 'fuming' or 'furious' and yet instead we only see mild cheese with a side helping of cringe. This shows restraint.