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Characters who add absolutely NOTHING to the soap

blue_cobaltblue_cobalt Posts: 6,602
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Is anyone more pointless than Kirk from Corrie?
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    hetty100hetty100 Posts: 4,873
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    Tyler from ee???
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Kim bloody Fox

    To say something I've become used to saying when she's on-screen: Kim, GTFO
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 107
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    Tyler and Whitney from EE.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Tyler and Whitney from EE.

    Lol yeah - Twitney :mad:
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    Slow_LorisSlow_Loris Posts: 24,913
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    Sean corrie
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    madetomeasuremadetomeasure Posts: 8,271
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    This one's easy:

    EE - Lola
    the Goons
    Jack
    Billy

    Emmi - Adam
    Megan
    Megan's son
    Declan
    Katie

    Corrie - Maria (would rather have her labrador Ozzy)
    Eva
    Tina and Tommy
    Chesney and Katy
    Soldier boy and Izzy and please will somebody tell Izzy to open her mouth when she
    speaks - another ventroloquists dummy as is Adele Silva aka Kelly in Emmie
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,474
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    That fat, old, supercilious, boring, but remarkably well spoken bloke in Emmerdale.

    You know. The one with the stick.

    You know...the one who always sits with the old dears in the Woolpack.

    By the way, where does he live?

    How does he move around outside the Woolpack?

    What is he for?
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,219
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    madetomeasure, your choices are spot on! Adam can stay though...

    From Emmerdale, I would add Sam Dingle
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    felixrexfelixrex Posts: 7,307
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    Fatboy.
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    Zack06Zack06 Posts: 28,304
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    EastEnders Shenice....What DOES she do? :confused:
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    madetomeasuremadetomeasure Posts: 8,271
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    Kim bloody Fox

    To say something I've become used to saying when she's on-screen: Kim, GTFO

    :D:D:D oh I love Kim :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,474
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    Zack06 wrote: »
    EastEnders Shenice....What DOES she do? :confused:

    She lurks.
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    bass55bass55 Posts: 18,419
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    From EastEnders:
    Tyler
    Anthony
    Whitney
    Lola
    Billy
    Shenice
    Rose
    Derek
    Jack
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    madetomeasuremadetomeasure Posts: 8,271
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    That fat, old, supercilious, boring, but remarkably well spoken bloke in Emmerdale.

    You know. The one with the stick.

    You know...the one who always sits with the old dears in the Woolpack.

    By the way, where does he live?

    How does he move around outside the Woolpack?

    What is he for?

    :D:D:D:D that is nasty!!!!! he's a legend! pmsl your post made me laugh though :D
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    Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,458
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    Emmerdale -

    The Spencers
    Alex
    Victoria (fair enough she may be the only Sugden left by blood but she's dull and doesn't do anything!)
    Sam
    Katie
    Nikhil.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    Zack06 wrote: »
    EastEnders Shenice....What DOES she do? :confused:

    She's so pointless that I always forget to mention her when talking about pointless characters. In fact, if the BBC ever gave her a character page, they should just use the word "pointless" as that will tell us everything we need to know about her.
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    madetomeasuremadetomeasure Posts: 8,271
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    Emmerdale -

    The Spencers
    Alex
    Victoria (fair enough she may be the only Sugden left by blood but she's dull and doesn't do anything!)
    Sam
    Katie
    Nikhil.

    forgot about those and also if Wooden top Nikhill is going, can he please take pumpkin head with him.
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    EE
    shenice
    tyler
    billy
    lola
    whitney
    jack

    CS
    sean
    fizz
    michelle
    faye

    HO
    teens
    teresa
    savage family
    michaela
    joel
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    Pete CallanPete Callan Posts: 24,404
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    Shenice Quinn. Her presence is just plain bizarre.

    All of the others mentioned here at least contributed in the past, or still do depending on who you ask, and their creation, their introduction, made sense. With Shenice, I struggle to find a reason why she was created, where the story motivation was, where they plan to go. Are we sure she's not an apparition?
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    rocketsaladrocketsalad Posts: 1,073
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    Lou Carpenter. Just what's the point anymore?
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    Lou Carpenter. Just what's the point anymore?

    did you hear his british accent on NB today, it made me laugh:D
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    The22ndRachelThe22ndRachel Posts: 652
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    HO:
    Ally WhateverHisLastNameIs
    Walker WhatEverHisFirstNameIs
    Josie (though she's left now)
    Amy Barnes (I hate to say her, coz she's been a great character in the past, and she's a good actress, but nowadays she does nothing!)
    Joel
    Cindy and Tony (same as Amy, I've loved them before but nowadays they do nothing in the show, just appear every couple of months, say a few lines, then disappear again)
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    Ace_DriverAce_Driver Posts: 104
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    Hollyoaks -


    Ricky Campbell
    Texas Longford
    Finn O'Connor
    Liberty Savage
    Dodger Savage
    Will Savage
    Dirk Savage
    Martin 'Jono' Johnson
    Neil Cooper
    Dennis Savage
    Joel Dexter
    Ally Gorman
    Jen Gilmore
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    blue_cobaltblue_cobalt Posts: 6,602
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    Hannah, Holly, Megan, Sam and Alan in Emmerdale are all totally pointless.
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    dublintvfandublintvfan Posts: 5,077
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    Ken barlow deirdres been telling him to do something for years:D
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