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Say something that's.... well, boring! (Part 3)

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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

    Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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    hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

    Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

    LOL......
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    There's a nasty virus going round that makes people act like Cilla Black,but it only lasts 24 hours.

    Its called the Norrolorrovirus.
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    hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    Very lame Smoky...did ya get that one outta a cracker?
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    ThePerfectOneThePerfectOne Posts: 20,466
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    Something boring for ya :p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd9CxIlkjpk

    Deciding should i change my bed sheets or not
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    shakeyershammyshakeyershammy Posts: 18,913
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    My nail varnish is chipped. Will need to re-do it tonight.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,973
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    My nail varnish is chipped. Will need to re-do it tonight.

    Also in nail related news... I need to clip my toe nails, and in feet news, a good session with the pumice stone is in order to be all ready for christmas. And now I think of it, a havnt even ex foliated (sp?) my body in far too long, so may have a nice long soak and do me all over, so to speak.
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    tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 22,299
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    24 December is known as Christmas Eve.

    25 December is known as Christmas Day.
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Spanish people wear red pants on 31/12 every year to ensure prosperity.


    I think I might give that a go this year.
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    The worst xmas present I ever got was a Bonnie Tyler sat nav - it kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart.
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    The worst xmas present I ever got was a Bonnie Tyler sat nav - it kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart.


    Don't put up with shoddy workmanship..take it back to Poundland. You'll find you can swop it for a pack of twelve hearing aid batteries as their cusomer service is excellent according to their information packed periodical.
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    :confused: Hearing aids?........:rolleyes:

    Anyways I am so glad you have the latest Poundland periodical - I misplaced mine :o

    I was perusing their lengthy Terms and Conditions section and only need to read Paragraph 36 sub-section 11(c).

    Could you send me a copy of the relevant section? :)
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Alert ! Not Boring !


    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
    ..............................................

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
    But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"



    Merry Christmas ! May Your Christmas bore the bores of your boring bored bores !:D xxxxxxxx

    That is so boring it ought to be in the "Is Poetry a Dead Art?" thread x



    ......oooops :p
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    :confused: Hearing aids?........:rolleyes:

    Anyways I am so glad you have the latest Poundland periodical - I misplaced mine :o

    I was perusing their lengthy Terms and Conditions section and only need to read Paragraph 36 sub-section 11(c).

    Could you send me a copy of the relevant section? :)


    You'll have to ask Mindee for it as he read my post and asked for it straight away :D
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Mindee wrote: »
    That is so boring it ought to be in the "Is Poetry a Dead Art?" thread x



    ......oooops :p



    I tell you what is boring.....I can quote that poem without reading it :p



    ....ooops meant CAN :yawn:
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Anyway.....getting back on track....... I swept up about thirty seven pine needles today.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,033
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    my vac needs emptying
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Joolsb wrote: »
    my vac needs emptying

    Is it full of pine needles ? Mine is .
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,330
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    I've just eaten 375 calories :D
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I've just eaten 375 calories :D

    I've just eaten 2,4400057, 5555000000 :D
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Anyway.....getting back on track....... I swept up about thirty seven pine needles today.

    Are you sure they didn't come from your brush.
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    For years I was constantly being told that I was the ugliest person in class.
    I finally had enough and gave up my job as a Teacher.
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    feefsmallfeefsmall Posts: 975
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    When doing a google search for "boring fact" the first result that comes up is a digital spy forum post stating that when doing a google search for "boring fact" the first result that comes up is that Chile is the world’s largest producer of copper!
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    According to the CIA over one thousand cows go missing every year in the Dairylea Triangle.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    my vac needs emptying[/QUOTE]

    i will do mine tomorrow after i hoovered
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