Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Testicle - a humorous question on an exam.
Beerache, a complaint similar to Titinus in whuch the male sufferer hears the voice of the wife/girlfriend moaning. Usually when the male sufferer comes home drunk.
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, Some words spoken by others do seem to bring the giggles out in people.
"Flobadobdop", said Bill
Ben said "if you love me you'll swallow that"
Thank you Bernard Manning
That sounds like an outy thing. A clunge is an inny thing.
Filthy Flower Pot Men, they started it! >:(
:D:D
Willy-nilly - impotent.
Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Testicle - a humorous question on an exam.
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Beerache, a complaint similar to Titinus in whuch the male sufferer hears the voice of the wife/girlfriend moaning. Usually when the male sufferer comes home drunk.
Ladies:
Muff
Fuff
Snatch
Minge
Clout
Gash
Split
Fellas:
Todger
Willy
Wood
Shaft
Tool
Letting one off:
Boff
Fart
Trump
Toot
Poot
Parp
Chuff
Just like the word "gash"
Love that word - and clunge and flange, too.
I'm the same being an engineer. I would never call a womans bits a flange.
Must be a young thing.
Hate them all, fanny is my best retort.
Fair enough - fanny is far more inoffensive.
Tuppence is another good one - and its not too much of a rude one, either.
Kitten is rather nice.
As for blokes the funniest I have heard is blue-veined custard chucker! :D:D
Also being an Engineer, Retired, I've heard a gent's "Bell end" called a Flange. The same guy said he had a seam up his Balls like a "Zip Fastener":)
I always called it "A Snail Trail".:)
When I was small I could understand Flower Pot speak. Somewhere along the line I lost that ability and it all just sounds like flobabdob now.