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  • seacamseacam Posts: 21,364
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    The Flower Pot Men? Flobadob licka weed? Showing my advanced age now :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF9JSxkUSE

    Is it now something mucky? :D

    :):), Some words spoken by others do seem to bring the giggles out in people.
  • AVTECHAVTECH Posts: 1,399
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    Bill and Ben the flowerpot men were being naughty at the bottom of the garden.
    "Flobadobdop", said Bill
    Ben said "if you love me you'll swallow that"

    Thank you Bernard Manning
  • The 12th DoctorThe 12th Doctor Posts: 4,338
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    alan29 wrote: »
    Wodge.

    That sounds like an outy thing. A clunge is an inny thing.
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    solenoid wrote: »
    Flobadob is slang for "semen stain on the edge of a rug which isn't easily cleaned off."

    Filthy Flower Pot Men, they started it! >:(
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    seacam wrote: »
    :):), Some words spoken by others do seem to bring the giggles out in people.

    :D:D:D
  • feckitfeckit Posts: 4,303
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    Lymph - to walk with a lisp.

    Willy-nilly - impotent.

    Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

    Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

    Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline.

    Rectitude - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    Testicle - a humorous question on an exam.
  • The 12th DoctorThe 12th Doctor Posts: 4,338
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    Happy sacks.

    Apply liberally...
  • seacamseacam Posts: 21,364
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    feckit wrote: »
    Rectitude - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
    :D....
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    feckit wrote: »
    Lymph - to walk with a lisp.

    Willy-nilly - impotent.

    Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

    Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

    Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline.

    Rectitude - the formal, dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    Testicle - a humorous question on an exam.

    Beerache, a complaint similar to Titinus in whuch the male sufferer hears the voice of the wife/girlfriend moaning. Usually when the male sufferer comes home drunk.
  • RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    Some funny words that make me snigger:

    Ladies:

    Muff
    Fuff
    Snatch
    Minge
    Clout
    Gash
    Split

    Fellas:

    Todger
    Willy
    Wood
    Shaft
    Tool

    Letting one off:

    Boff
    Fart
    Trump
    Toot
    Poot
    Parp
    Chuff
  • christina83christina83 Posts: 11,115
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    Vascular!
  • Doctor_WibbleDoctor_Wibble Posts: 26,580
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    valkay wrote: »
    Not the Nine O clock News used Flange as a group of Gorillas, so much so that it is now in the dictionary.
    Surely it was a whoop of gorillas and a flange of baboons...?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,181
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    Obviously little is known here about Valves >Fittings & Assembly Equipment>, no surprise as it is associated the work ethic
    :o


  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    cynet wrote: »
    Strange as the word guff makes people laugh!

    Just like the word "gash"

    Love that word - and clunge and flange, too.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    ecckles wrote: »
    Obviously little is known here about Valves >Fittings & Assembly Equipment>, no surprise as it is associated the work ethic
    :o



    I'm the same being an engineer. I would never call a womans bits a flange.

    Must be a young thing.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    Just like the word "gash"

    Love that word - and clunge and flange, too.

    Hate them all, fanny is my best retort.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    woodbush wrote: »
    Hate them all, fanny is my best retort.

    Fair enough - fanny is far more inoffensive.

    Tuppence is another good one - and its not too much of a rude one, either.
  • Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Fair enough - fanny is far more inoffensive.

    Tuppence is another good one - and its not too much of a rude one, either.

    Kitten is rather nice. :)

    As for blokes the funniest I have heard is blue-veined custard chucker! :D:D:D
  • Hut27Hut27 Posts: 1,673
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    woodbush wrote: »
    I'm the same being an engineer. I would never call a womans bits a flange.

    Must be a young thing.

    Also being an Engineer, Retired, I've heard a gent's "Bell end" called a Flange. The same guy said he had a seam up his Balls like a "Zip Fastener":)
  • Hut27Hut27 Posts: 1,673
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    solenoid wrote: »
    Flobadob is slang for "semen stain on the edge of a rug which isn't easily cleaned off."

    I always called it "A Snail Trail".:)
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    The Flower Pot Men? Flobadob licka weed? Showing my advanced age now :D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF9JSxkUSE

    Is it now something mucky? :D

    When I was small I could understand Flower Pot speak. Somewhere along the line I lost that ability and it all just sounds like flobabdob now.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    I liked it when somebody put the words Lorraine Kelly next to growler
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