Looks more pleasant? A bog's a bog, Its for taking a dump in. It's never going to be a Turner landscape. Shut the door at all times is my advice.
Many people would disagree with that which is why bogs come in a variety of aesthetically pleasing designs and you can get all sorts of patterned seat/lids, maybe a Turner landscape is available I haven't checked! Or a Turder Landscape hehe
My loo lid covers the seat so it is enclosed but even with ordinary old style seats the lid will prevent the bacteria spreading far and wide via the spray of the flush - it looks more pleasant having the lid down anyway.
Most lids cover the seat these days, but does it cover the gap between the bottom of the seat and porcelain toilet rim.
Besides, unless you go through Andromeda Strain style de-contamination processing every day, your body will be covered in bacteria from head to toe. So, that's where our immune systems come in.
As a bloke who has to share a single WC with other blokes, it's the uncircumcised piss sprayers who, like f***ing superannuated tomcats, manage to cover every surface in the toilet with their smelly urine EXCEPT the receptacle they are aiming for.
Look, either get yourself circumcised OR pull back your cheesy foreskin you lazy mingers because I'm tired of cleaning up after you.
Good Ladies and Germs of DS. sorry for the graphic nature of this post but needs must.
As a bloke who has to share a single WC with other blokes, it's the uncircumcised piss sprayers who, like f***ing superannuated tomcats, manage to cover every surface in the toilet with their smelly urine EXCEPT the receptacle they are aiming for.
Look, either get yourself circumcised OR pull back your cheesy foreskin you lazy mingers because I'm tired of cleaning up after you.
Good Ladies and Germs of DS. sorry for the graphic nature of this post but needs must.
I'm uncircumcised and I never make a mess when pissing. Pulling your foreskin back actually causes the piss to go everywhere fyi.
As a bloke who has to share a single WC with other blokes, it's the uncircumcised piss sprayers who, like f***ing superannuated tomcats, manage to cover every surface in the toilet with their smelly urine EXCEPT the receptacle they are aiming for.
Look, either get yourself circumcised OR pull back your cheesy foreskin you lazy mingers because I'm tired of cleaning up after you.
Good Ladies and Germs of DS. sorry for the graphic nature of this post but needs must.
I'm going to do a comparison test. First, I'll put on my circumcised cock and then I'll put on my uncircumcised one. It's always good to have a spare anyway.
Many people would disagree with that which is why bogs come in a variety of aesthetically pleasing designs and you can get all sorts of patterned seat/lids, maybe a Turner landscape is available I haven't checked! Or a Turder Landscape hehe
I worked on a motor yacht once that had a clear Perspex seat with Aztec gold coins set inside it.
As a bloke who has to share a single WC with other blokes, it's the uncircumcised piss sprayers who, like f***ing superannuated tomcats, manage to cover every surface in the toilet with their smelly urine EXCEPT the receptacle they are aiming for.
Look, either get yourself circumcised OR pull back your cheesy foreskin you lazy mingers because I'm tired of cleaning up after you.
Good Ladies and Germs of DS. sorry for the graphic nature of this post but needs must.
Lips stuck together from dried precum or semen often causes spraying, circumcision or not.
Ever noticed, if there's a radiator next to Toilet Pan how rusty they get?. Being a retired Htg Engineer I saw/noticed them all the time. Urine splashes contain Chlorine and rapidly causes metal to rust. I used to try and not fit rads in that position if there was room elsewhere.
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I don't see the appeal in standing when it's not necessary.
Many people would disagree with that which is why bogs come in a variety of aesthetically pleasing designs and you can get all sorts of patterned seat/lids, maybe a Turner landscape is available I haven't checked! Or a Turder Landscape hehe
Most lids cover the seat these days, but does it cover the gap between the bottom of the seat and porcelain toilet rim.
Besides, unless you go through Andromeda Strain style de-contamination processing every day, your body will be covered in bacteria from head to toe. So, that's where our immune systems come in.
Look, either get yourself circumcised OR pull back your cheesy foreskin you lazy mingers because I'm tired of cleaning up after you.
Good Ladies and Germs of DS. sorry for the graphic nature of this post but needs must.
I'm uncircumcised and I never make a mess when pissing. Pulling your foreskin back actually causes the piss to go everywhere fyi.
I'm going to do a comparison test. First, I'll put on my circumcised cock and then I'll put on my uncircumcised one. It's always good to have a spare anyway.
I worked on a motor yacht once that had a clear Perspex seat with Aztec gold coins set inside it.
Lips stuck together from dried precum or semen often causes spraying, circumcision or not.
Dried what ? Eugggh.
Get to the doc mate or clean your appendage.
Circumcised you should lob a perfect arc of pee into an eggcup from 3 yards with no collateral spray.
Some folk eh ? they get given a willie and they cannae work it properly.:D
you penis has lips?
You'll know what I mean once you hit puberty.
Stand at 45 degrees. ;-)
You mean someone else left the skid stain on the side of the bowl?
Women more than men irritate me more when they pee directly into the water. >:(
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keep your mouth closed