You misunderstand Avi.. I am innocent in the eyes of my beloved Sir Stu. Not sure about in the eyes of everyone else This is why I have my maid to get me out of any trouble
Are you free this afternoon Avi? I wish to ride into market
You misunderstand Avi.. I am innocent in the eyes of my beloved Sir Stu. Not sure about in the eyes of everyone else This is why I have my maid to get me out of any trouble
Are you free this afternoon Avi? I wish to ride into market
You will have to clear it with Arthur. Keren tells me he is about to take me hunting with Merlin. I couldn't disappoint Arthur.
Natarhi only has wonderful jobs, sewing my dresses, drawing baths, brushing my hair, sending messages to the knights and settling them in to their rooms, accompanying me on shopping trips and her most important duty.. getting me out of any trouble I manage to get myself into ;)
That last one takes up as much time as the rest combined.
I came on here to ask if I could be Arthur's horse. Then Arthur can ride me whenever he likes, and Merlin can stroke (groom) me. Attention from both men - I'll be happy with that.
You need to find better men Smint. None of the Knights, Lords nor Ladies in my presence have ever missed it
I think this was in the time of the Series 1 knights, starry one. They could barely aim at the open doors, let alone find the holy grail
Now that we have knights with a much more accurate aim, perhaps it's time it was spruced up a bit - given a bit of a glitter or something sparkly perhaps?
You misunderstand Avi.. I am innocent in the eyes of my beloved Sir Stu. Not sure about in the eyes of everyone else This is why I have my maid to get me out of any trouble
Are you free this afternoon Avi? I wish to ride into market
She's Arthur's horse, and Arthur's alone. Get your own horse! Avi is a horse of the finest quality, and one of the top breeds in the world. I know you're a lady, but only royalty is fit to grace her back. And Merlin occasionally but as the prince's manservant he is the one exception. Besides, Arthur has told me he plans to ride her all afternoon.
She's Arthur's horse, and Arthur's alone. Get your own horse! Avi is a horse of the finest quality, and one of the top breeds in the world. I know you're a lady, but only royalty is fit to grace her back. And Merlin occasionally but as the prince's manservant he is the one exception. Besides, Arthur has told me he plans to ride her all afternoon.
:eek:
Smint will you have words with your maid as to how she address's Ladies above her station :mad:
I'l have you know that as the daughter of an old King I am indeed royalty. I was adopted into the Pendragon family when my father died, making me Uther's ward.
I shall ride whichever horse I see fit. As Arthur has her now I will take his other one, we wouldnt want his prize stallion feeling left out now would we If you bought me back the unicorn I asked for then I could ride that :rolleyes:
She's Arthur's horse, and Arthur's alone. Get your own horse! Avi is a horse of the finest quality, and one of the top breeds in the world. I know you're a lady, but only royalty is fit to grace her back. And Merlin occasionally but as the prince's manservant he is the one exception. Besides, Arthur has told me he plans to ride her all afternoon.
WOW.
(Passes Keren the fiver she owes her for saying all that.)
I'l have you know that as the daughter of an old King I am indeed royalty. I was adopted into the Pendragon family when my father died, making me Uther's ward.
Smint will you have words with your maid as to how she address's Ladies above her station :mad:
I'l have you know that as the daughter of an old King I am indeed royalty. I was adopted into the Pendragon family when my father died, making me Uther's ward.
I shall ride whichever horse I see fit. As Arthur has her now I will take his other one, we wouldnt want his prize stallion feeling left out now would we If you bought me back the unicorn I asked for then I could ride that :rolleyes:
:p
I'm Arthur's favourite (besides that wretched Gwen in her mustard dress :mad:) so nothing bad will happen to me, I can speak to you however I like. I thought you were Sir Stu's ward? And if you're the daughter of a king, why are you called lady rather than princess?
Avi is Arthur's favourite horse, he really wouldn't be happy if he caught you riding her. He said something about having you put in the stocks for a week if you went near her. So I will be watching you very closely to make sure.
(Passes Keren the fiver she owes her for saying all that.)
Thank you Avi The Horse. I'm not sure how a horse would come across a fiver, I suppose Arthur must have given it to you to give to me to keep watch over The Lady Star. Although I'm not convinced she is a lady <eyes star suspiciously>. I'm starting to wonder if she is a sorcerer who has hoodwinked us all.
Thank you Avi The Horse. I'm not sure how a horse would come across a fiver, I suppose Arthur must have given it to you to give to me to keep watch over The Lady Star. Although I'm not convinced she is a lady <eyes star suspiciously>. I'm starting to wonder if she is a sorcerer who has hoodwinked us all.
(Passes Keren some oats, in case the fiver makes it look suspiciously like Avi the Horse is less equine than she really is).
I'm Arthur's favourite (besides that wretched Gwen in her mustard dress :mad:) so nothing bad will happen to me, I can speak to you however I like. I thought you were Sir Stu's ward? And if you're the daughter of a king, why are you called lady rather than princess?
Avi is Arthur's favourite horse, he really wouldn't be happy if he caught you riding her. He said something about having you put in the stocks for a week if you went near her. So I will be watching you very closely to make sure.
*Giggles to self about Keren thinking she is Arthur's favourite.. if only she knew the amount of maids he takes to his chambers*
I am Sir Stu's ward.. now. When I was adopted into the family it was by Uther but we feared he was too old to deal with my troublesome self along with Arthur and Morgana so Sir Stu kindly took over the duty.
To be a Princess you need to be in the running for the throne, my father is dead and I'm now adopted into this family who already has Arthur in line for the throne. So I'm a Lady of this castle but still royal by blood.
I can get round Arthur anyway I wish, you really think he'l side with a maid over Lady Star.. besides after the terrible treatment of his sister he is for ever indebted to her and as a high priestess she can turn him or you into a toad at the drop of a hat. Before you say anything about Merlin he is bound to the agreement we made in that he can never use magic against Morgana ever again. I will let you off as you are not familiar with all of this as it happened before you got here
Sir Stu is working on getting myself and Morgana unicorns anyway So Arthur can enjoy Avi all he wishes
Thank you Avi The Horse. I'm not sure how a horse would come across a fiver, I suppose Arthur must have given it to you to give to me to keep watch over The Lady Star. Although I'm not convinced she is a lady <eyes star suspiciously>. I'm starting to wonder if she is a sorcerer who has hoodwinked us all.
Well Morgana is working on helping me, she says anyone can learn magic
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Yes but only can it be touched by experienced lords and ladies
Well, of course, as a horse, I am not going to be able to read it. Perhaps Merlin would be so kind as to read it to me while he is grooming me?
And you pretend to be innocent?
No! But there is a Camelot Upper North Toilet at the top of the far tower
Ah of course.
But no Camelot Ladies Inner Toilet? How deeply unsatisfying that must be.
Oh my... I'm getting all emotional
Yay!
It'll be good practice for when he reads out Keren's story at The Globe
You misunderstand Avi.. I am innocent in the eyes of my beloved Sir Stu. Not sure about in the eyes of everyone else
Are you free this afternoon Avi? I wish to ride into market
Actually, I think there was one, but most of the men could never find it
You will have to clear it with Arthur. Keren tells me he is about to take me hunting with Merlin. I couldn't disappoint Arthur.
You need to find better men Smint. None of the Knights, Lords nor Ladies in my presence have ever missed it
Again, literally LOL.
I am sorry I have to go now. Arthur awaits and Merlin is here to lead me to him.
<sigh>
(That's a sigh of secret longing, not a sigh of irritation btw).
Hahaha!
You asked to be one when we were deciding if we were upstairs or downstairs people months ago.
:eek: Your fantasies are getting weirder Avi.
:eek: Smint!
I think this was in the time of the Series 1 knights, starry one. They could barely aim at the open doors, let alone find the holy grail
Now that we have knights with a much more accurate aim, perhaps it's time it was spruced up a bit - given a bit of a glitter or something sparkly perhaps?
She's Arthur's horse, and Arthur's alone. Get your own horse! Avi is a horse of the finest quality, and one of the top breeds in the world. I know you're a lady, but only royalty is fit to grace her back. And Merlin occasionally but as the prince's manservant he is the one exception. Besides, Arthur has told me he plans to ride her all afternoon.
Psst, Smint, we should have gone with the instrumental troubadours after all.
Lol!
You lot are filthy but hilarious.
:eek:
Smint will you have words with your maid as to how she address's Ladies above her station :mad:
I'l have you know that as the daughter of an old King I am indeed royalty. I was adopted into the Pendragon family when my father died, making me Uther's ward.
I shall ride whichever horse I see fit. As Arthur has her now I will take his other one, we wouldnt want his prize stallion feeling left out now would we
WOW.
(Passes Keren the fiver she owes her for saying all that.)
I'm Arthur's favourite (besides that wretched Gwen in her mustard dress :mad:) so nothing bad will happen to me, I can speak to you however I like.
Avi is Arthur's favourite horse, he really wouldn't be happy if he caught you riding her. He said something about having you put in the stocks for a week if you went near her. So I will be watching you very closely to make sure.
Thank you Avi The Horse. I'm not sure how a horse would come across a fiver, I suppose Arthur must have given it to you to give to me to keep watch over The Lady Star. Although I'm not convinced she is a lady <eyes star suspiciously>. I'm starting to wonder if she is a sorcerer who has hoodwinked us all.
(Passes Keren some oats, in case the fiver makes it look suspiciously like Avi the Horse is less equine than she really is).
Well, quite . . . and there was me thinking that the Court of Love Instrumental Troubadours would be FAR too rude for this forum
You live and learn
*Giggles to self about Keren thinking she is Arthur's favourite.. if only she knew the amount of maids he takes to his chambers*
I am Sir Stu's ward.. now. When I was adopted into the family it was by Uther but we feared he was too old to deal with my troublesome self along with Arthur and Morgana so Sir Stu kindly took over the duty.
To be a Princess you need to be in the running for the throne, my father is dead and I'm now adopted into this family who already has Arthur in line for the throne. So I'm a Lady of this castle but still royal by blood.
I can get round Arthur anyway I wish, you really think he'l side with a maid over Lady Star.. besides after the terrible treatment of his sister he is for ever indebted to her and as a high priestess she can turn him or you into a toad at the drop of a hat. Before you say anything about Merlin he is bound to the agreement we made in that he can never use magic against Morgana ever again. I will let you off as you are not familiar with all of this as it happened before you got here
Sir Stu is working on getting myself and Morgana unicorns anyway
Well Morgana is working on helping me, she says anyone can learn magic