I hold undisputed World record for worst thing eaten. We went out on my daughters birthday to a Chinese Restaurant. It was an All you can Eat one price nights. All 3 of us ate different meals. The next morning early I was on the toilet for half an hour, nobody else was affected, I had to go to Hospital and was told by Consultant I had an allergic reaction to A Chinese Meal. Without a a word of a lie I had Diaohrea for 3 Years only partially controlled by medication. It stopped all of a sudden when I was given Immuno-suppressant drugs on having Heart operation.
As you might guess I don't eat foreign food at all now.
I also had a violent allergic reaction to an all you can eat Chinese buffet (at which I was rather a pig). Thank heavens it wasn't for 3 years, but it was proper anaphylaxis. The doctors couldn't say, since it was a one-off what had sparked it - MSG, colouring - but I haven't eaten that kind of food since.
My candidate, apart from that, is some lovely wine gravy with lots of coarsely ground black pepper that was once sitting on the table at a buffet/ barbecue. I guzzled it down, poured over everything, until eventually I realized that the coarsely ground black pepper was a bazillion small flies.
I know people who have been to St John's College in Cambridge where they have a swan feast from time to time. They say that swan is properly horrible.
Vegetable lasagne on a recent cross channel ferry from Dover.Obviously could not finish it.Was tempted to throw it over the side,but it would probably have made the fish sick.
My own sick by the demon dinner lady. They used to cook parsnips in old lard at our infants school which I could not stand. When the dinner last forced me to eat them. I promptly puked them up. To which she called me a wicked child, separated the chunks of vomit and made me eat them.
Not sure they would get away with that today.
Hedge hog on a survival course..you skewer the ickle fella in the head, then coat it in mud and cook in the embers ..then after an hour peel it, the mud removes the spines and the meat taste like pre eaten rat intestines
There's not much that I don't like and I can't ever really remember having anything that was so bad it stood out. Probably something on an aeroplane though, they're always pretty bad.
I hate MacDonalds too, never had anything I've enjoyed from there!
About three times in my life I think I've had a rotten chip, don't know what's wrong with them but they always taste the same, and they've been from different places. It's never the whole portion of chips, just one. Tastes like how cow pats smell, and has made me gag and feel sick each time.
My own sick by the demon dinner lady. They used to cook parsnips in old lard at our infants school which I could not stand. When the dinner last forced me to eat them. I promptly puked them up. To which she called me a wicked child, separated the chunks of vomit and made me eat them.
Not sure they would get away with that today.
That's awful.
Worst thing I have eaten is goat, it was really greasy and stank.
My own sick by the demon dinner lady. They used to cook parsnips in old lard at our infants school which I could not stand. When the dinner last forced me to eat them. I promptly puked them up. To which she called me a wicked child, separated the chunks of vomit and made me eat them.
Not sure they would get away with that today.
Oh dear - that is horrific!
To those that have suffered horrendous food poisoning - did the food that made you ill actually taste OK when you ate it?
Jansson's Temptation (a type of Swedish Potato and Anchovy Casserole). I wouldn't say it's the worst thing I've ever eaten, but it's certainly the most disgusting. Mr Kivi ate the entire thing while I sat there boaking!
There are signs in Swedish restaurants that say, "No Boaking!"
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I also had a violent allergic reaction to an all you can eat Chinese buffet (at which I was rather a pig). Thank heavens it wasn't for 3 years, but it was proper anaphylaxis. The doctors couldn't say, since it was a one-off what had sparked it - MSG, colouring - but I haven't eaten that kind of food since.
My candidate, apart from that, is some lovely wine gravy with lots of coarsely ground black pepper that was once sitting on the table at a buffet/ barbecue. I guzzled it down, poured over everything, until eventually I realized that the coarsely ground black pepper was a bazillion small flies.
I know people who have been to St John's College in Cambridge where they have a swan feast from time to time. They say that swan is properly horrible.
I thought it was illegal to eat swan .... or have I morphed back to the 1800s ?
They have some kind of ancient right to eat swan.
Not sure they would get away with that today.
Edit - I forgot the evil that is Branston Pickle.
Seconded. I don't even believe what they sell can be classed as food.
Oh and prawns. That's a big no.
I hate MacDonalds too, never had anything I've enjoyed from there!
It was poorly cooked then or not fresh. Fresh, properly cooked octopus and squid isn't chewy.
That's awful.
Worst thing I have eaten is goat, it was really greasy and stank.
Oh dear - that is horrific!
To those that have suffered horrendous food poisoning - did the food that made you ill actually taste OK when you ate it?
How timely: tonight is the candlelit Worshipful Company of Dyer's Swan Dinner.
There are signs in Swedish restaurants that say, "No Boaking!"
...........many people love it though.
Not if it was on the front of your sweater, and in the dark you thought it was a blue corn chip