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NEWSARSE hits the nail on the head!

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"Cowell told the disappointed audience, “People need to realise that this show isn’t about moderately talented people who’ve got some indefinable quality we call the X Factor.”

“It’s about doing whatever is necessary to ensure I remain in the public eye whilst you line my pockets using premium phone lines to try and piss me off, all after watching acts I own promote their latest records.”
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http://newsarse.com/2009/11/09/x-factor-uproar-as-simon-cowell-votes-for-simon-cowell/

Best article I've read on the X Factory since Paul Morley's in the Guardian last week! :D

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    doughnut8doughnut8 Posts: 2,779
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    Loser Lucie said, “I’m absolutely gutted, obviously, but I should have realised something like this would happen on a show run by a ****ing shitbag like Simon Cowell.”

    FUNNY :D
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    amanduhamanduh Posts: 1,970
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    doughnut8 wrote: »
    Loser Lucie said, “I’m absolutely gutted, obviously, but I should have realised something like this would happen on a show run by a ****ing shitbag like Simon Cowell.”

    FUNNY :D

    Tellin it how it is!!! :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 122
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    Just bookmarked Newsarse. Thank you!
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    amanduhamanduh Posts: 1,970
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    Lefkadis wrote: »
    Just bookmarked Newsarse. Thank you!

    Pleasure Lefkadis... don't you just love the name as well!!! :D
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    carolineglasgowcarolineglasgow Posts: 828
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    My only gripe with this is that it ought to be in the Guardian (or Daily Mail if it has loads of readers). WHY, Oh! WHY, don't people see it??
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    memilliememillie Posts: 155
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    Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!
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    xenosysxenosys Posts: 1,460
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    This site is brilliant. A complete rip off of the BBC website design, which makes it really easy for me to navigate around.

    Check out the Gordon Ramsay story on the 'related stories' section.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    hahahaaaa. Brilliant site. :D

    I think Simon would love it. His kind of humour.
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    amanduhamanduh Posts: 1,970
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    "Newsarse, Treating ALL news as A Remarkable Special Event" :D:D
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