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Hollyoaks birth, marriage and death count

vkmaxvkmax Posts: 3,093
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There's been just 16 births in Hollyoaks 19 year history (the first and last being from Cindy Cunningham). This seems so strange I remember there was a period sort of 2007-2010 where everyone seemed to be pregnant.

24 marriages have occured on the show (I am pretty sure of all of these marriages Frankie and Jack are the only one that didn't end in death or divorce)

21 deaths in the first 10 years
60 in the last 8 years (inc HO:ITC)

Producer death counts
Phil Redmond 10
Jo Hallows 9
David Hanson 5
Bryan Kirkwood 42 (24 during current run)
Lucy Allan 2
Paul Marquess 6
Gareth Phillips 3
Emma Smithwick 1 (though I think BK implemented Lindseys death)

Of these 37 were murder or suicide, 8 were of natural causes/illness and 28 were by an accident involving
either a car or an explosion or both.

I personally don't want to see anymore death but if there is any I would really prefer to see someone die
of natural causes like have a long running illness. I'd even rather have someone suffer a disability from
one of the many explosions. We seem to have everyone come out unharmed or dead.
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    Well the death rate is horrendous, no one would dream of living there.

    Bryan Kirkwood killing off 40 plus characters is actually quiet shocking.

    I thought Mercedes McQueen had Bobby Costello is the cellar where Silas Blissett put her? Plus Cindy Cunningham had Hilton Cunningham?
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    I can't believe BLANK is returning for Cindy's story!
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    xNATILLYxxNATILLYx Posts: 6,509
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    Brookside wrote: »
    I can't believe BLANK is returning for Cindy's story!

    You could have used a spoiler tag.
    Using a blank is just mean :p

    Also - Bryan Kirkwood 42 (24 during current run)
    That is shocking :o even for oaks
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,519
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    42 killings is a rediculous total for one EP.
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    los.kavlos.kav Posts: 8,053
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    Even his 24 during this run is more than twice as high as any other EP, bar himself!
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    DeschanelDeschanel Posts: 8,745
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    los.kav wrote: »
    Even his 24 during this run is more than twice as high as any other EP, bar himself!
    It's ridiculous. BK is so morbidly obsessed with death. Show's a real lack of creativity, IMO. I don't think even Home and Away with its high crime rate has such a high death count.
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    It Is The Annual Cull Coming Up So I Reckon He Will Be Past 30 Within The Year!
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    What a shame this thread isn't more popular!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 841
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    Very few births, even fewer make it past 1 year.
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    Absolute RotterAbsolute Rotter Posts: 787
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    Some good statistical work here op!
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    xNATILLYxxNATILLYx Posts: 6,509
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    We should have a kidnap count as well :p
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    CamisCamis Posts: 13,552
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    vkmax wrote: »
    There's been just 16 births in Hollyoaks 19 year history

    24 marriages have occured on the show (I am pretty sure of all of these marriages Frankie and Jack are the only one that didn't end in death or divorce)

    BIB: Although 18 babies from 16 pregnancies (2 sets of twins)

    I think your marriage stats are a bit low - 34 according to Wikipedia (having looked, they all seem right)

    And yes, Jack and Frankie seem to be the only couple to have survived their marriage...

    As for deaths - quite surprised that there were no deaths between Dawn in 1997 and Kurt in 1999 (although his was off-screen)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,036
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    From the beginning of last year to now, there have been 18 deaths, 16 of which have been murders.

    There have been 12 marriages since 2010, of which 9 have ended in death and 3 in divorce/separation; none has survived.
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    D.DotAD.DotA Posts: 2,281
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    Brookside wrote: »
    I can't believe BLANK is returning for Cindy's story!

    You mean Rhys there's no character called Blank silly. :D
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    The spokesperson and face of Hollyoaks?

    Why the hell is he that, Tony Hutchinson, Jack Osbourne, Darren Osbourne and Nancy Osbourne should be that!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,405
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    It surprises me that there has only been 18 births as it seems like there is always someone up the duff. I don't watch the show anymore but it seems like there is from the news section on here!
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    Babies are lucky to survive these days.
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    Amazee-DayzeeAmazee-Dayzee Posts: 1,809
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    Nancy and Darren are divorced right? They just got back together to try again but didn't go through with a wedding?
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    SecretLifeoBeesSecretLifeoBees Posts: 50,920
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    42 deaths under BK. Well that just shows how limited his 'vision' for HO really is. Ridiculous amount!
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    BrooksideBrookside Posts: 1,381
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    Nancy and Darren are divorced right? They just got back together to try again but didn't go through with a wedding?

    Nancy Hayton.
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    From the beginning of last year to now, there have been 18 deaths, 16 of which have been murders.

    There have been 12 marriages since 2010, of which 9 have ended in death and 3 in divorce/separation; none has survived.

    :D:D:D

    I love Hollyoaks but is it any wonder it isn't taken more seriously with stats like that?
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    Lewi26Lewi26 Posts: 11,841
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    :D:D:D

    I love Hollyoaks but is it any wonder it isn't taken more seriously with stats like that?

    Is it wrong that that post sums up why I love hollyoaks :blush:
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,852
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    Lewi26 wrote: »
    Is it wrong that that post sums up why I love hollyoaks :blush:

    Not at all!

    18 deaths- in just over a year. 16/18 were murders :D:D:D

    How can you not love that?
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    Rob1985Rob1985 Posts: 5,194
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    Not at all!

    18 deaths- in just over a year. 16/18 were murders :D:D:D

    How can you not love that?

    Haha! That's 1.5 a month!! No wonder I don't watch Hollyoaks anymore, it sounds ridiculous.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 410
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    Hope Kirkwood is not planning to kill any more off this October! Its beyond a joke.
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