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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,665
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    On the eating trial with Gillian

    What does it taste like Shaun?

    Horrid veggie s**t

    Cracked me up
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    Gillian: "So are you going to help me carry the chest or not?

    Shaun: "No. (pause) Of course I am you daft old bat."

    Fuhrer Gillain: "I'm not an old bat, don't refer to me like that!"

    Shaun, in mocking voice: "Old bat, old bat, old bat, old bat!"

    :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,665
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    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    Gillian: "So are you going to help me carry the chest or not?

    Shaun: "No. (pause) Of course I am you daft old bat."

    Fuhrer Gillain: "I'm not an old bat, don't refer to me like that!"

    Shaun, in mocking voice: "Old bat, old bat, old bat, old bat!"

    :D

    Brilliant
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    Rosie RedRosie Red Posts: 8,446
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    Aggro: Are you from Korea?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,679
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    Rosie Red wrote: »
    Aggro: Are you from Korea?

    I don't think that was a strange question. I thought Aggro was from London but turns out he's Brazilian. Dom Joly was born in Beirut, could just as easily have been born in Korea.
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    Gillian: "So are you going to help me carry the chest or not?

    Shaun: "No. (pause) Of course I am you daft old bat."

    Fuhrer Gillain: "I'm not an old bat, don't refer to me like that!"

    Shaun, in mocking voice: "Old bat, old bat, old bat, old bat!"

    :D

    :D:D:D
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    From the ITV2 show's "unseen bits", bit of a long one but it was so funny!

    Shaun: "Y'arite girl?"

    Britt, in upset voice: "Yeah.

    Shaun: "Yeah?"

    Britt: "I miss my dog."

    Shaun: "Aww come here (hugs Britt)"

    Britt: "If my dog was here I'd feel really really OK, I feel so stupid crying for a dog."

    Gillian: "No it's OK, because he's like a child isn't he?"

    Britt, totally deadpan: "No he's not a child, it's my dog."
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    and another from the ITV2 show :D

    Aggro: "I get scared when I shower now"

    Shaun: "Why?"

    Aggro: "'Cos of that tasmanian devil."

    Shaun, Dom's fellow spy: "Riiight! (trying not to laugh)"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,060
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    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    From the ITV2 show's "unseen bits", bit of a long one but it was so funny!

    Shaun: "Y'arite girl?"

    Britt, in upset voice: "Yeah.

    Shaun: "Yeah?"

    Britt: "I miss my dog."

    Shaun: "Aww come here (hugs Britt)"

    Britt: "If my dog was here I'd feel really really OK, I feel so stupid crying for a dog."

    Gillian: "No it's OK, because he's like a child isn't he?"

    Britt, totally deadpan: "No he's not a child, it's my dog."
    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    and another from the ITV2 show :D

    Aggro: "I get scared when I shower now"

    Shaun: "Why?"

    Aggro: "'Cos of that tasmanian devil."

    Shaun, Dom's fellow spy: "Riiight! (trying not to laugh)"

    Brilliant, I'll watch that on catchup:)
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    dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    Britt: "I think we could have had a better daytime, togethertime, if Gillain had been... er... normal."
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    stargazer61stargazer61 Posts: 70,937
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    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    From the ITV2 show's "unseen bits", bit of a long one but it was so funny!

    Shaun: "Y'arite girl?"

    Britt, in upset voice: "Yeah.

    Shaun: "Yeah?"

    Britt: "I miss my dog."

    Shaun: "Aww come here (hugs Britt)"

    Britt: "If my dog was here I'd feel really really OK, I feel so stupid crying for a dog."

    Gillian: "No it's OK, because he's like a child isn't he?"

    Britt, totally deadpan: "No he's not a child, it's my dog."

    I thought that was brilliant!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 356
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    When Gillian was leaving and the could hear the fireworks and Shaun said "They shot her!" :D:D:D
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    ShedheddShedhedd Posts: 1,810
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    tvsaddo wrote: »
    When Gillian was leaving and the could hear the fireworks and Shaun said "They shot her!" :D:D:D

    Out of all the Sean/Shaun quotes this is one of his best. :D

    How do you spell his name btw, if you google for either Sean Ryder or Shaun Ryder it comes up with the same results?

    Maybe he is a secret spy and not really called Sean/Shaun :cool:
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    jediknight2k1jediknight2k1 Posts: 6,892
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    Stacy's quote when they merged and became "Camp SheBruce" :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 356
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    Shedhedd wrote: »
    Out of all the Sean/Shaun quotes this is one of his best. :D

    How do you spell his name btw, if you google for either Sean Ryder or Shaun Ryder it comes up with the same results?

    Maybe he is a secret spy and not really called Sean/Shaun :cool:

    Not sure which is correct it is Shaun on wikipedi if that means anything.
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    daisydeedaisydee Posts: 39,626
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    tvsaddo wrote: »
    When Gillian was leaving and the could hear the fireworks and Shaun said "They shot her!" :D:D:D

    Brilliant! :D
    I've got tears rolling down my cheeks reading this thread - some real laugh out loud quotes on here. :D
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    Damien.Damien. Posts: 18,072
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    When Kayla was investigating poogate

    She couldn't investigate her way out of paper bag! - Dom
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    I liked

    Dom "what would you rather have won, Shaun, than Gillian McKieth bars?"

    Shaun "Beer and a shotgun"

    I dread to think what he wan't to do with the shotgun :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 525
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    Rosie Red wrote: »
    Aggro: Are you from Korea?

    Dom: "Do I look like I'm from Korea?"

    Absolutely hilarious.

    Not a quote, but the Stacey stone throwing incident is the funniest thing I've ever seen in the jungle.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,665
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    Dom: "Do I look like I'm from Korea?"

    Absolutely hilarious.

    Not a quote, but the Stacey stone throwing incident is the funniest thing I've ever seen in the jungle.

    or ever
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    dylan99dylan99 Posts: 10,004
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    Did Aggro say something like- 'Jedwad. Dey is real you know, its like they live on planet Jedward!'
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 204
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    Dom, on last nights celebrity chest comparing Shaun watching the cogs go round to "a dog watching a washing machine" :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22
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    I laughed during the chest yesterday when Dom was in the net and Shaun was talking into the walky talky trying to explain to Aggro what was going on and Aggro asked confused "Are you Shaun Ryder?" and Dom was like "Who did he think of..? Sean Connery?" :D
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    Shaun: If Gillian was my wife she'd be cut up in tiny pieces in a bag in the deepest hole in the back garden :D

    And when Gillian had just left and they heard the fireworks and Shaun said they shot her :D
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    dylan99 wrote: »
    Did Aggro say something like- 'Jedwad. Dey is real you know, its like they live on planet Jedward!'

    They do lol they have a planetjedward thing on twitter and everywhere... My friend knows them lol luckily I dont.
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