Which way round do you sit on the toilet?

zedz · 29/05/15 - 21:22

Never thought of facing the wall, you could put a TV or tablet on the cisten. Watch crap while having a crap.

exlordlucan · 29/05/15 - 23:43

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Radiomaniac · 30/05/15 - 00:39

Parashootist wrote: »

Are you alright?

Yes, I posted a Britain's Got No Talent comment by mistake!

MAW · 30/05/15 - 07:35

If the OP finds himself facing the wrong way, presumably he lights one of his favourite brands of cigar.

PrinceOfDenmark · 01/06/15 - 16:27

Pumping Iron wrote: »

I think this is possibly my favourite ever thread.

Why, thank you sir!

Clearly some bellend didn't like it though as it's been moved to chatter

Turbulence · 02/06/15 - 23:53

Around the clock.

By that I mean one poop I'll be facing forward, then the next I'll be side saddling to the right, then reverse cowgirl, then saddling to the left.... repeat....

An Thropologist · 03/06/15 - 00:20

Turbulence wrote: »

Around the clock.

By that I mean one poop I'll be facing forward, then the next I'll be side saddling to the right, then reverse cowgirl, then saddling to the left.... repeat....

Now if you could perform that sort of dexterity quickly enough you could produce curly No 2s

deans6571 · 02/07/15 - 12:42

zedz wrote: »

Never thought of facing the wall, you could put a TV or tablet on the cisten. Watch crap while having a crap.

THIS^^^ is GENIUS!!

deans6571 · 30/07/15 - 16:27

...what about sitting facing forward with your chest resting on your thighs? You would get MAXIMUM leverage this way.............

ChoccyCarole · 31/07/15 - 11:18

Billy_Value wrote: »

facing the cistern then i can read my book and have my hands free

How very interesting

I never would have thought of that

I didn't know there were options
I would sit facing the door with the cistern and wall and window behind me

Hey there!

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