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Piers Morgan What a ****

TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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He now says Cheryl Cole should look for men like him, talk about blowing your own trumpet mate but you got to learn how to play it first!

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    emzi27emzi27 Posts: 1,113
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    God, could you imagine? He would snap her in half!
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    TabbythecatTabbythecat Posts: 33,953
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    emzi27 wrote: »
    God, could you imagine? He would snap her in half!

    He does seem to think he is Lord Lothario
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Has he looked in the mirror (the thing on the wall, not his former employers :D) recently?? Clearly not.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    I'm not a fan of Cheryl, but the poor lass deserves better than that! :D
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    haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    I wish this smug, arrogant, former FAILED newspaper editor would disappear up his own untalented posterior and do us all a favour!
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    jodiemg :)jodiemg :) Posts: 509
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    he wanted her on his show, but i dont think she will go on now after reading this!
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    Unigal07Unigal07 Posts: 22,326
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    jodiemg :) wrote: »
    he wanted her on his show, but i dont think she will go on now after reading this!

    I'm sure she'll go on his show. Her tears will again make her a shed load.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,654
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    Tabbythecat wrote: »
    He now says Cheryl Cole should look for men like him, talk about blowing your own trumpet mate but you got to learn how to play it first!

    What? Big oozing slimeballs who'd make her honk as soon as she caught a whiff of his old man?

    Dream on Piers Pughe, mate!!!!
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    Rikki65Rikki65 Posts: 8,449
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    I detest that man. Smarmy smug b'tard. Reminds me of David Cameron without the posh accent.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,029
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    She wants a man, Piers - not a troll!
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    Katla RevengerKatla Revenger Posts: 319
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    Tabbythecat wrote: »
    He now says Cheryl Cole should look for men like him, talk about blowing your own trumpet mate but you got to learn how to play it first!

    Vile piece of filth that printed lies and fake pictures in regards to the British Military, imagine him lying almost dead on skid row and wish it was true. :D
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    super chicksuper chick Posts: 132
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    :D:eek::p:):sleep:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 308
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    So Piers Morgan is a tw*t...

    Further breaking news....rain is wet

    But seriously, he does have his uses... he made Jeremy Clarkson look like a stand up guy, if only briefly.
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    LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    Rikki65 wrote: »
    I detest that man. Smarmy smug b'tard. Reminds me of David Cameron without the posh accent.

    I'm so glad that I'm not the only way who sees the similarity. They both have faces that you would never tire of punching.
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    chuck_wipplchuck_wippl Posts: 5,099
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    I just can't stand his face. He's always got such an arrogant and mincing expression across it.
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