The letters page and top tips were the biggest laugh.
"One pound a week will supply water for an entire village in Tanzania" says Oxfam. So how come United Utilities charge me twenty pounds a month for my three bedroom semi? The thieving bastards!!!"
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Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty.
There's an article in the new issue entitled "General public spoiling the planet for Stars - says Sting"
One of this months Top Tips -
"HAYFEVER SUFFERERS. Don't waste money on expensive pills and nasal sprays.
Simply glue a bee to your upper lip. The insect workaholic will grab all stray pollen heading towards your nostrils and transform it into delicious honey for your morning toast"
Oh, by the way. I love VIZ, but it's not as funny as it used to be !! :D
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Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty.
One of this months Top Tips -
"HAYFEVER SUFFERERS. Don't waste money on expensive pills and nasal sprays.
Simply glue a bee to your upper lip. The insect workaholic will grab all stray pollen heading towards your nostrils and transform it into delicious honey for your morning toast"
Oh, by the way. I love VIZ, but it's not as funny as it used to be !!
Edit: Nevermind, someone already mentioned it. Top tip to self: check whole thread before posting.
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I really liked Black Bag, the faithful border bin liner !