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The Speakmans....

hendollhendoll Posts: 5,646
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What the f*ing f*ck? I've seen these guys on BBOTS a couple of times now but never seen any thread on here about them. Who are they?? Who did they shag/marry/blackmail in order to get on the show? It's just embarrassing. They're like that couple you bump into on a holiday in Spain and then spend the rest of the time avoiding. They say NOTHING interesting or in any way enlightening. I don't get it :confused:
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    jack_blairjack_blair Posts: 17,116
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    What were those two on about
    Wrong in everything they said.

    Daft pair
    Where do they get these ***** from ?
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    hendollhendoll Posts: 5,646
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    I seriously despise these people. They are just horrible. And they're touted as psycholgists? FFS. Look at their faces, particularly hers. They have something on the producers, it's the only explanation. Nobody, just NOBODY would have those unattractive, stupid, desperately uninteresting and un-entertaining guests on a prime show for any other reason. Seriously. They are just RIDICULOUS. Nobody likes them. Nobody believes the half-assed shite they come out with. What's the point?


    Please, mate, we'll all chip in for the blackmail money :cry: in fact, I have a friend who could probably take care of the whole problem for you, if you know whatta mean. Just please. Put them down FFS
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    hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    They remind me of some ageing pop duo from the eighties

    Russell Grant knows more about foretelling the future than this pair know about psychology



    ... and Russell Grant knows f*** all
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    Pimlico_PassPimlico_Pass Posts: 4,785
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    I call them the Unspeakables.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 261
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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Noted celebrity clients of the Speakmans have included Peter Andre, Kerry Katona, Kym Marsh, Liz McClarnon, Katie Price, Holly Willoughby and Jeremy Kyle.[1][9][11]

    The Speakmans have diplomas in an unspecified subject from Newcastle University,[3] but are not accredited psychotherapists.

    Why do BOTS even bother!
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    Captain KipperCaptain Kipper Posts: 9,913
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    They said on tonights show that Chloe does care about the prize money....but only because shes poor and the money could do alot for her and thats why she gets so upset when she sees the money "wasted"....how about that for pro Chloe spin.
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    FunboyFandangoFunboyFandango Posts: 1,272
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    They said on tonights show that Chloe does care about the prize money....but only because shes poor and the money could do alot for her and thats why she gets so upset when she sees the money "wasted"....how about that for pro Chloe spin.

    And also contradicting themselves in the same sentence. Well done Speakmans!
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    FunboyFandangoFunboyFandango Posts: 1,272
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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Noted celebrity clients of the Speakmans have included Peter Andre, Kerry Katona, Kym Marsh, Liz McClarnon, Katie Price, Holly Willoughby and Jeremy Kyle.[1][9][11]

    The Speakmans have diplomas in an unspecified subject from Newcastle University,[3] but are not accredited psychotherapists.

    Why do BOTS even bother!

    Wow, that's a real who's who of celebrity bottom feeders
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    Captain KipperCaptain Kipper Posts: 9,913
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    And also contradicting themselves in the same sentence. Well done Speakmans!

    Thats BOTS hired life coaches for you. ;-)
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    hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    They said on tonights show that Chloe does care about the prize money....but only because shes poor and the money could do alot for her and thats why she gets so upset when she sees the money "wasted"....how about that for pro Chloe spin.

    Yep

    Peters and Lee said that Chloe only wanted the money to 'enhance' her life

    ... what do they think anyone else wants money for ?
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    Captain KipperCaptain Kipper Posts: 9,913
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    Yep

    Peters and Lee said that Chloe only wanted the money to 'enhance' her life

    ... what do they think anyone else wants money for ?

    Agreed.

    I dont care if the others want to spend the prize money on cocane and ****, it's their business, and if they deserve the money they can do with it as they see fit....just because Chloe plays the little Miss innocent I need the money " card " doesn't mean her reasons are any more deserving or valid than the others.

    The fact remains she doesn't deserve to win.
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    FunboyFandangoFunboyFandango Posts: 1,272
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    The Speakmans are only on BOTS because they are a gimmick.

    They're married, so there's that, and they look like a cross between a waxwork model and a puppet come to life, so there's that too.

    Anyway, what do you expect? BOTS is genuinely one of the worst TV shows I have ever seen in my life, so the Speakmans are right up their street.
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    hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    Remember when they used to have proper psychologists on of a Suday night on Channel 4 ?
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    hisdogspothisdogspot Posts: 23,348
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    Remember when they used to have proper psychologists on of a Sunday night on Channel 4 ?

    Best show of the week it used to be
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    SunnydaysSunnydays Posts: 12,279
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    I did manage to get through one of their programmes on t.v. They are set up as a couple helping others through their phobias. This one was flying, and it worked. They did not say or do anything that I have not seen before, it was just common sense advice.

    I thought I was being awful in disliking their looks (a bit shallow on my part), but there is something about them that makes me want to watch anything else.......even snooker.
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    SunnydaysSunnydays Posts: 12,279
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    Remember when they used to have proper psychologists on of a Sunday night on Channel 4 ?

    Best show of the week it used to be


    Oh it was for me too, especially the micro-movements one. In the DR, when a contestant was saying one thing, and the psychologist freeze-framed them to show that their body was actually saying something opposite to what they were speaking. = and micro facial movements and eye movements too.

    DR uncut was another good one, but that was at a time when the DR was sacrasanct, and nothing was shown to the contestants about what their fellow HMs had said about them.
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    SkyrahSkyrah Posts: 14,757
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    They said on tonights show that Chloe does care about the prize money....but only because shes poor and the money could do alot for her and thats why she gets so upset when she sees the money "wasted"....how about that for pro Chloe spin.

    Chloe is their favourite, they adore Chloe ... they wouldn't say anything bad about her.

    They are bias, total frauds ... they use their own prejudices to interpret their mumbo jumbo
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    ArwenEvenstarArwenEvenstar Posts: 1,722
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    Who was the psychiatrist from years ago? I think she was a black American lady?
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    TheMatrixTheMatrix Posts: 619
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    I saw a post on here saying that it was hard to get tickets to bbots . I am sure they are BB staff as the same people are on week after week. Guests and experts they have on are paid and when that happens you do as your told.

    Chloe talks in the highlights all the time about money, her body language says it all. The guilt card she pays on Jack is terrible, but then marc did warn Jack they would throw him under the bus.
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    Suicide BlondeSuicide Blonde Posts: 85
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    hisdogspot wrote: »
    Remember when they used to have proper psychologists on of a Sunday night on Channel 4 ?

    Best show of the week it used to be

    Yes I used to really enjoy that programme. Gave great insight into housemates behaviour.
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    radders2012radders2012 Posts: 1,380
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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Noted celebrity clients of the Speakmans have included Peter Andre, Kerry Katona, Kym Marsh, Liz McClarnon, Katie Price, Holly Willoughby and Jeremy Kyle.[1][9][11]

    The Speakmans have diplomas in an unspecified subject from Newcastle University,[3] but are not accredited psychotherapists.

    Why do BOTS even bother!

    Clearly they know what thery are doing as their client list is full of well adjusted individuals :D
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    cool foolcool fool Posts: 2,247
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    The dumbing down since Emma left BOTS has deeply irrated me. Bring back quality guests pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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    exodus2uexodus2u Posts: 2,729
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    hendoll wrote: »
    What the f*ing f*ck? I've seen these guys on BBOTS a couple of times now but never seen any thread on here about them. Who are they?? Who did they shag/marry/blackmail in order to get on the show? It's just embarrassing. They're like that couple you bump into on a holiday in Spain and then spend the rest of the time avoiding. They say NOTHING interesting or in any way enlightening. I don't get it :confused:

    It's their cringeworthy worship of Chloe that gets me wound up
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    exodus2uexodus2u Posts: 2,729
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    Who was the psychiatrist from years ago? I think she was a black American lady?

    I remember her - very professional, astute and more importantly made sense.
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