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    Pob-BundyPob-Bundy Posts: 1,321
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    Bond- "Ahh Moneypenny, you know one of these days I'm going to hump you like a modern day Richard lll"

    Moneypenny- "Promises promises James...."

    Bond- "Well I've got the time if you've got the lube..."

    M- "BOND!!!! In my office now!!

    Bond- "Well I would say I'm 'coming' M but I haven't quite gotten to that just yet"

    M- "NOW! Grrrrrrr"

    Moneypenny- "Oh James you know it's too small anyway :("

    Bond- "Yes well the cars I drive make that quite obvious, you silly bint"

    On Her Majestys Secret Octopussy- 1978 (BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW)
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    Heston VestonHeston Veston Posts: 6,495
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    Pob-Bundy wrote: »
    Bond- "Ahh Moneypenny, you know one of these days I'm going to hump you like a modern day Richard lll"

    Moneypenny- "Promises promises James...."

    Bond- "Well I've got the time if you've got the lube..."

    M- "BOND!!!! In my office now!!

    Bond- "Well I would say I'm 'coming' M but I haven't quite gotten to that just yet"

    M- "NOW! Grrrrrrr"

    Moneypenny- "Oh James you know it's too small anyway :("

    Bond- "Yes well the cars I drive make that quite obvious, you silly bint"

    On Her Majestys Secret Octopussy- 1978 (BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW)

    Utterly disgraceful - there should be an apostrophe in "Majesty's"...
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    Pob-BundyPob-Bundy Posts: 1,321
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    Utterly disgraceful - there should be an apostrophe in "Majesty's"...

    Searching for the apostrophe is the films plot, as portrayed wonderfully by John Hurt
    In drag. Her Majesty is most displeased that it has escaped her title and wishes for Bond to "Bump it off quietly, as an apostrophe should be mwhat mwhat mwhat in the name of the Monarcheeeeah".
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    "Bravo Monsieur Scaramanga, you've done it again. This one was the best, n'est ce pas?"
    "Not bad. Not bad at all, but you'll have to do better than that if you want to come into my money"
    "I'll get you yet, and I'll enjoy every cent you leave me"
    "You'll be the death of me yet Nick Nack"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,567
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    Franz Sanchez: What did he promise you? His heart? Give her his heart!

    ^^ The most dangerous villain n the series and one of the best IMO.I love his ethics:
    Franz Sanchez: There's something you need to understand amigo, to me, loyalty is more important than money
    bass55 wrote: »
    From Thunderball:

    "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead!"

    The way Connery delivers the line cracks me up every time.

    ^^Agreed!! My favourite line/joke in the series (from possibly one of the worst films in the series). Connery's delivery has me laughing my arse off every time. Think the look he gives is priceless too :D

    Another of my favourite quotes:
    Dr. No: Unfortunately I misjudged you, you are just a stupid policeman.... Whose luck has run out.
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    DazzaSDazzaS Posts: 155
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    I thought i was the only one who didn't like thunderball. It starts off well with spectre setting up their plan but after that it gets overlong and confusing. Any way heres my quote

    From Goldeneye Boris "i am invincible" moments later canisters behind Boris explodes and hes frozen to death
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Where's Fekkesh?
    Where's Fekkesh?
    Pyramids! <Thwack> Aaaaaarrghhh!!!! <Thud>
    What a helpful chap
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    ^^ The most dangerous villain n the series and one of the best IMO.I love his ethics:
    Franz Sanchez: There's something you need to understand amigo, to me, loyalty is more important than money .

    A great villain with sense of humour too. After Krest's head has exploded in a decompression chamber full of money:
    Perez: What about the money, patron?
    Franz Sanchez: Launder it.
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    InspirationInspiration Posts: 62,706
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    Lots of good quotes in this amazing montage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t10mNXtfdUw
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    Cpt James KirkCpt James Kirk Posts: 287
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    In Live and Let Die.

    Bond " I think there's been some kind of mistake. My name is ... "

    Mr Big " Names is for tombstones baby. Y'all. Take this honky out and waste him. "

    There are some brilliant lines in the film. Especially the scenes with Sheriff J W Pepper.

    There is also the scene where Roise goes into the bathroom and screams when she sees the dead snake and Bond says, " Ah yes, I forgot to tell you. You should never go in there without a mongoose "

    So funny.
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    Eddie BadgerEddie Badger Posts: 6,005
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    In Live and Let Die.

    Bond " I think there's been some kind of mistake. My name is ... "

    Mr Big " Names is for tombstones baby. Y'all. Take this honky out and waste him. "

    There are some brilliant lines in the film. Especially the scenes with Sheriff J W Pepper.

    There is also the scene where Roise goes into the bathroom and screams when she sees the dead snake and Bond says, " Ah yes, I forgot to tell you. You should never go in there without a mongoose "

    So funny.

    Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?
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    Cpt James KirkCpt James Kirk Posts: 287
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    Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?

    Ha ha ha ha,

    My Brother In Law Billy Bob has the fastest boat on the river! If one side of the family don't get em, the other side will "

    The expressions on his colleagues faces when Billy Bobs boat speeds past with a black man at the wheel. Priceless.
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    lady_xanaxlady_xanax Posts: 5,662
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    "Get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream"
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