Peter Andre Upsetting The Locals In Malta

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  • Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    There's an Insaniac loose in the thread, wrap em up in christmas tree netting and give them a triple dose of fake bake for that jigsaw effect.
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    You've no idea how much I want to dive into a Christmas tree netting machine. I'd roll around and come out like a air drying salami. In fact, Mr Bennyboots would take me to garden centres in December as he says I'm a liability:(
    barbeler wrote: »
    One glorious day, it will be possible to look through the TV schedules and find no mention of this pointless person whatsoever.

    I hope so,simply because the adverts are annoying. Up to a million people still want to see Katie Price's children though.
    Daisy- if you carry on like this we may have to think about staging some kind of intervention.
    PA is utterly in charge of his own destiny. I've said it before and I'll say it again,he was a grown man.
    HE decided to marry KP - she didn't force him up the aisle at gunpoint.
    Not only did he marry her,he chose her to be the mother of his children.
    HE decided to employ CAN(and they work for him,not the other way round) and allow them to portray him the way he is.
    The point of existing off camera?
    He has happy,healthy children,a seemingly close loving family and more money than most of us will see in a lifetime.
    If he can't find a point in any of that he needs a bloody good shaking.
    Now pull yourself together ffs;)
    *slaps Daisy around the face with a donut till she sees sense*

    Oooh! You'll give me sugary chops! I'm laughing now thinking what a Peter Andre style intervention would be like - would you come round my house with a giant net?:D
    lexi22 wrote: »
    Yeah. ^^ That.

    No one to blame only himself if his life hasn't panned out quite how he'd like it.

    True...but do you get any teeny, tiny vibe that he's living in a self-created Truman show now where he gives the audience what they like and all the film crew are fwiends?
    D.A.N.N.Y wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. The title should be changed to I HATE PETER ANDRE BUT CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

    From what i can see your a bunch of middle aged woman who say you can't stand the guy but spend all your time thinking about him and writing about him lol. That is so sad. If you don't like him why do you watch his shows read his columns and pay so much attention to him. Are your own lives really that sad. Ignore him. Or maybe you secretly do like him but don't want to admit it.

    No. Where is the law that states you can only have opinions on things you really like? What a scary dystopia that would be. Brrrrr.

    Oh you've just given me and idea, thanks.
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    D.A.N.N.Y wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. The title should be changed to I HATE PETER ANDRE BUT CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

    From what i can see your a bunch of middle aged woman who say you can't stand the guy but spend all your time thinking about him and writing about him lol. That is so sad. If you don't like him why do you watch his shows read his columns and pay so much attention to him. Are your own lives really that sad. Ignore him. Or maybe you secretly do like him but don't want to admit it.

    Yeah, it was a sad day in the chaos household when I admitted that I could no longer work, feed them, do housework etc as I was too, too busy posting the occasional comment about showbiz on a website designed for people to post comments, complete with a forum for people to post about about people in the business called show.

    I received a PM the other day from DS demanding that I and all the others like me cease and desist from posting in their Showbiz forum, because they want it to be empty and completely un-used. Really, they do.

    Finally, although I can imagine there would be an indelible shame attached to admitting a love of an orange, media-whoring man-baby, that is not an affliction I suffer from. But your concern is touching.
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Yeah, it was a sad day in the chaos household when I admitted that I could no longer work, feed them, do housework etc as I was too, too busy posting the occasional comment about showbiz on a website designed for people to post comments, complete with a forum for people to post about about people in the business called show.

    I received a PM the other day from DS demanding that I and all the others like me cease and desist from posting in their Showbiz forum, because they want it to be empty and completely un-used. Really, they do.

    Finally, although I can imagine there would be an indelible shame attached to admitting a love of an orange, media-whoring man-baby, that is not an affliction I suffer from. But your concern is touching.

    ^^Yeah!!
    Not sure which I found more offensive to be honest - being accused of harbouring a secret lust for the orange abomination or being called middle-aged.
    I'm now going to gaze adoringly at my PA calendar,whilst drinking tea from my PA mug and practising writing Mrs Peter Andre in my PA notebook whilst eating Maltesers and cheesy wotsits.;)
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Has he filled Wembley yet?:D:cry:
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    ^^Yeah!!
    Not sure which I found more offensive to be honest - being accused of harbouring a secret lust for the orange abomination or being called middle-aged.
    I'm now going to gaze adoringly at my PA calendar,whilst drinking tea from my PA mug and practising writing Mrs Peter Andre in my PA notebook whilst eating Maltesers and cheesy wotsits.;)

    Both food and self tan at the same time...life just got perfect.
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Has he filled Wembley yet?:D:cry:

    Only with hot air and the reek of desperation:p
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    Has he filled Wembley yet?:D:cry:

    he did tell piers morgan that he wanted to do it in 2 years...the clock is ticking and he has less than a year to be at Wembley! I bet his supporters cant wait for the announcement to buy their tickets.
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    cazzz wrote: »
    he did tell piers morgan that he wanted to do it in 2 years...the clock is ticking and he has less than a year to be at Wembley! I bet his supporters cant wait for the announcement to buy their tickets.

    ..out of the country?
  • dirty dingusdirty dingus Posts: 2,037
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    D.A.N.N.Y wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. The title should be changed to I HATE PETER ANDRE BUT CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

    From what i can see your a bunch of middle aged woman who say you can't stand the guy but spend all your time thinking about him and writing about him lol. That is so sad. If you don't like him why do you watch his shows read his columns and pay so much attention to him. Are your own lives really that sad. Ignore him. Or maybe you secretly do like him but don't want to admit it.

    D.A.N.N.Y or should I say C.L.A.R.E. We have been enlightened by the great leader, if you listen to the twelve inch of mysterious girl backwards it tells us to playfully mock the mahogany one as by being ridiculed it will result in the unsuspecting public lavishing sympathy on him. The more we chide and laugh the stronger the Greecey Adonis becomes. We are actually his greatest assets and biggest fans. Either that or it's just people having a bit of fun at a modern day jesters expense.
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    True...but do you get any teeny, tiny vibe that he's living in a self-created Truman show now where he gives the audience what they like and all the film crew are fwiends?

    Yes but Truman wanted to escape and experience the real world, whereas Pete doesn't. He's seen the real world and is now happy in his unreality bubble where he lives like a king surrounded by sycophants, is a credible musician and will be playing Wembley in a year's time. ;)
  • SenseiSamSenseiSam Posts: 3,069
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    D.A.N.N.Y wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. The title should be changed to I HATE PETER ANDRE BUT CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

    From what i can see your a bunch of middle aged woman who say you can't stand the guy but spend all your time thinking about him and writing about him lol. That is so sad. If you don't like him why do you watch his shows read his columns and pay so much attention to him. Are your own lives really that sad. Ignore him. Or maybe you secretly do like him but don't want to admit it.

    Nail on head D.A.N.N.Y but the problem is the self styled 'Abomination Gang' do seem to genuinely find each other absolutely hilarious so these threads will continue to run and run. At the moment Pete's giving them precious little material to work with so they're having to imagine things that he might say or do or feel and slate him for those instead. Back in the real world he's clearly still grieving for his brother but getting on with work, enjoying his relationship with Emily and keeping a low profile. Still as Douglas Adams might say they're 'mostly harmless' and it keeps them amused. But kudos to you - a single post and you're already considered to be on Pete's payroll - that's quite an accolade!
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    Looking forward to those sunrise shots of Pete looking out to sea.

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentish_express/news/2013/march/7/andre_filming.aspx

    Locals were happy cos he didnt litter:D:
  • changachanga Posts: 11,421
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    SenseiSam wrote: »
    Nail on head D.A.N.N.Y but the problem is the self styled 'Abomination Gang' do seem to genuinely find each other absolutely hilarious so these threads will continue to run and run. At the moment Pete's giving them precious little material to work with so they're having to imagine things that he might say or do or feel and slate him for those instead. Back in the real world he's clearly still grieving for his brother but getting on with work, enjoying his relationship with Emily and keeping a low profile. Still as Douglas Adams might say they're 'mostly harmless' and it keeps them amused. But kudos to you - a single post and you're already considered to be on Pete's payroll - that's quite an accolade!

    Please :rolleyes:

    Personal remarks about other FMs aren't allowed. It would probably be best if you both read the T&Cs to familiarise yourself with the rules of the board.
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Looking forward to those sunrise shots of Pete looking out to sea.

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kentish_express/news/2013/march/7/andre_filming.aspx

    Locals were happy cos he didnt litter:D:
    According to the article he's got a Lambo now. What happened to the PezzaFezza? Did he get bored with it? Wasn't there enough room for St DrEmily and the kids in it? Did the lease run out?
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    According to the article he's got a Lambo now. What happened to the PezzaFezza? Did he get bored with it? Wasn't there enough room for St DrEmily and the kids in it? Did the lease run out?

    i bet the new car will be featured in one of his shows...pete goes to try out a new car, promotes the garage he gets it from. A bit of banter and airtime for the garage owner. Kids try out new car and hey presto, all of this has filled one of his shows.

    I'm sure Lexi will do the reviewage for this:D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    D.A.N.N.Y wrote: »
    This thread is hilarious. The title should be changed to I HATE PETER ANDRE BUT CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM.

    From what i can see your a bunch of middle aged woman who say you can't stand the guy but spend all your time thinking about him and writing about him lol. That is so sad. If you don't like him why do you watch his shows read his columns and pay so much attention to him. Are your own lives really that sad. Ignore him. Or maybe you secretly do like him but don't want to admit it.
    SenseiSam wrote: »
    Nail on head D.A.N.N.Y but the problem is the self styled 'Abomination Gang' do seem to genuinely find each other absolutely hilarious so these threads will continue to run and run. At the moment Pete's giving them precious little material to work with so they're having to imagine things that he might say or do or feel and slate him for those instead. Back in the real world he's clearly still grieving for his brother but getting on with work, enjoying his relationship with Emily and keeping a low profile. Still as Douglas Adams might say they're 'mostly harmless' and it keeps them amused. But kudos to you - a single post and you're already considered to be on Pete's payroll - that's quite an accolade!

    In a thread about the Abomination that is Andre, I politely suggest that you both stick to discussing Peteybabes and not other posters.
    Thank you.:)
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