What is your farting style?
johnnybgoode83
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How do you do it?
Personally, I prefer to sit in a hard chair, raise one arse cheek and let rip. The sound resonates impressively and it is made even better if you are in an echoy room. Soft seats smother the sound, hard seats amplify it.
Personally, I prefer to sit in a hard chair, raise one arse cheek and let rip. The sound resonates impressively and it is made even better if you are in an echoy room. Soft seats smother the sound, hard seats amplify it.
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Does he lift the duvet to give you a whiff? I would
Minelayer.
Oh you big ponce! :D:D
I am not a vulgar oaf,unlike some :rolleyes:
Yes and he employs a very effective wafting technique for maximum impact.
It's just a bit of fun.
See above. Also, I'm 29
Haha :D
*backs away from thread*
See post #17
Wherever thy be - let the wind blow free was his motto.
the Queen never farts.
Biological fact.
Bollocks, they just refuse to own up :p
I then turn to one side opening my buttocks fully and pushing out the biggest, loudest and most powerful gust possible.
I have actually made my sleeping girlfriends wake in the past with a start from the sheer force and volume of my farts released in this way.
Impressive, i'm sure you'll agree.