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• Hound of Love Posts: 80,082

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #52

  80's Gal wrote: »

  Ewww Maurel having relations

  
  :D:D

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• chrisdebag Posts: 102,680

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #53

  The skank and the plank

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• Oldnjaded Posts: 89,126

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #54

  Charity looking very nice in red.

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• 80's Gal Posts: 12,716

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #55

  Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night? :(

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• Beaurepaire Posts: 13,964

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #56

  chrisdebag wrote: »

  Sadly no jokes this evening on account of my deep depression on seeing my face
  
  next week i will try once again to as I never win anyway who cares
  
  

  
  Chris, I want a really good joke on my return on Wednesday :D:p

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• ArtyAttack Posts: 67,513

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  12/09/14 - 19:04 #57

  Charity will have to do better than that. She could offer to take the kids off her hands for a week.

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• John Dough Posts: 146,519

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #58

  agatha_crispies wrote: »

  That's "Bakestation"

  
  Not a 'soggy bottom' in sight.;-):cool:

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• chrisdebag Posts: 102,680

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #59

  agatha_crispies wrote: »

  That's "Bakestation"

  
  I do love a good flan discussion

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• wuffles Posts: 45,765

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #60

  If I was Dobbeh, I'd disown Chariteh.

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• Hound of Love Posts: 80,082

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #61

  chrisdebag wrote: »

  The skank and the plank

  
  :D:D

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• pixiegirl123 Posts: 15,894

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #62

  Oh, you always use your kids Debbie >:(

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• Oldnjaded Posts: 89,126

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #63

  star89 wrote: »

  What the 'eck was the point in her

  To give boring Sam a boring sl and a boring £2,500 debt. :kitty:

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• eviled2010 Posts: 23,002

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #64

  Oooh, trip t'Leeds...buy Dobbeh one of those posh new donkey jackets she likes so much.

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• agatha_crispies Posts: 31,321

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #65

  John Dough wrote: »

  Doug still 'anging around then.>:(

  
  And Tray >:(

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• chrisdebag Posts: 102,680

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #66

  Beaurepaire wrote: »

  Chris, I want a really good joke on my return on Wednesday :D:p

  
  You mean they are going to let you back in

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• star89 Posts: 24,097

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #67

  Oldnjaded wrote: »

  Charity looking very Fabulous in red.

  
  FIFY :D:D

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• Beaurepaire Posts: 13,964

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  12/09/14 - 19:05 #68

  Oldnjaded wrote: »

  Charity looking very nice in red.

  
  
  Tart colour

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• mikebuk Posts: 18,762

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #69

  Debbie never felt more small and dirty ? OK ...........

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• CollieWobbles Posts: 27,290

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #70

  80's Gal wrote: »

  I shall cheer you up with some of my second best jokes.....
  
  
  What do you call a women setting fire to a phone bill?
  Bernadette
  
  What do you call a man who's been buried for 10 years?
  Pete
  
  :cool:

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  what do you call a female author who balances a beer glass on her nose while playing pool
  
  Beatrix Potter

  
  :D
  
  
  What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
  
  Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
  
  
  What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
  
  A Swiss Army wife.

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• wuffles Posts: 45,765

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #71

  If Ruby and Ali got married, who'd wear the dress?

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• star89 Posts: 24,097

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #72

  80's Gal wrote: »

  Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night? :(

  
  Me
  

  pixiegirl123 wrote: »

  Oh, you always use your kids Debbie >:(

  
  Oi >:(

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• Oldnjaded Posts: 89,126

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #73

  80's Gal wrote: »

  Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night? :(

  *raises hand slowly and sadly*

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• Hound of Love Posts: 80,082

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  12/09/14 - 19:06 #74

  Oldnjaded wrote: »

  To give boring Sam a boring sl and a boring £2,500 debt. :kitty:

  
  Exactly!

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• 80's Gal Posts: 12,716

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  12/09/14 - 19:07 #75

  Beaurepaire wrote: »

  Tart colour

  
  And the devil ;-)

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• eviled2010 Posts: 23,002

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  12/09/14 - 19:07 #76

  Oldnjaded wrote: »

  Charity looking very nice in red.

  
  What happened to the evil, scheming black leather gloves she used to wear, Kim style?

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