ED: Would anyone care if Laurel and Marlon were killed off?

[Deleted User] · 01/09/14 - 17:48

Both of them are the most annoying pair in the world. Marlon constantly scouring and being negative in every scene he is in is enough for me. Laurel is just so spineless and acts far too older than what she actually is. If both of these characters died in a car crash or something it wouldn't bother me.

lovinglife · 01/09/14 - 17:49

3sweet5u wrote: »

Both of them are the most annoying pair in the world. Marlon constantly scouring and being negative in every scene he is in is enough for me. Laurel is just so spineless and acts far too older than what she actually is. If both of these characters died in a car crash or something it wouldn't bother me.

Why aren't you the exec?! I could finally enjoy Emmerdale again without Maurel!

Janet Plank · 01/09/14 - 18:03

Such an ill-matched pair that I would welcome a car/plane/train crash involving them.

Cuishla · 01/09/14 - 18:08

Yes of course lots of people would care if Marlon was killed off.

You can do what you like with Laurel though.

srhgts · 01/09/14 - 18:12

I'd be thrilled.

[Deleted User] · 01/09/14 - 19:53

such a bad idea getting those two together ,,,,, this recent storyline has killed them both off anyway no one can stand the pair of them anymore .

desperate house · 01/09/14 - 20:24

I would be over the moon. Hated them from day one.

Hound of Love · 01/09/14 - 20:27

I would be glad to see the back of the pair of them.

Never liked the deeply annoying Marlon. And Laurel was ruined as a character as soon as she was paired up with him

[Deleted User] · 01/09/14 - 20:39

Cuishla wrote: »

Yes of course lots of people would care if Marlon was killed off.

You can do what you like with Laurel though.

They're not going to kill off one of their few BAFTA winners.

Lewi26 · 01/09/14 - 20:39

Hell to the actual no

Pandora. · 01/09/14 - 20:45

I'm eagerly awaiting SULLA's response. :eek:

I'd relish gruesome deaths for this pair. Preferably involving chainsaws, rat poison and a heavy dose of mutilation.

mo mouse · 01/09/14 - 21:06

Marlon can be killed off in brutal, bloody, barbaric fashion. However, Laurel is one of soap's sexiest women and should be treated with due reverence.

Sorcha_27 · 01/09/14 - 21:09

mo mouse wrote: »

Marlon can be killed off in brutal, bloody, barbaric fashion. However, Laurel is one of soap's sexiest women and should be treated with due reverence.

Get her away from that moronic imbecile or she's in grave danger of guilt by association mo

mo mouse · 01/09/14 - 21:36

sorcha_healy27 wrote: »

Get her away from that moronic imbecile or she's in grave danger of guilt by association mo

You're not wrong, Sorch. A refined woman of exquisite taste with a latent sex appeal that matures like a fine wine. I can imagine reciting some French poetry to her as we lay on a golden, sun kissed haystack on a warm, lazy summer's day. Beaudelaire, I think.

Oh Laurel, ma cherie, tu est tres joli big time and no mistake.

She badly needs to be separated from that annoying fool.

_BollyKnickers_ · 01/09/14 - 21:38

I've actually been enjoying Laurel's scenes with Ashley lately. I wouldn't mind her staying if she got back together with him. Marlon is better as a comedy character making quips and getting up to mischief with Paddy.

Creamtea · 01/09/14 - 22:00

I wish Marlon could drown in his own blubbering tears.

QueenAmy · 01/09/14 - 22:04

I don't mind Laurel, but if Marlon died I'd be so happy - I wish that Cameron had killed him in the Siege!

[Deleted User] · 01/09/14 - 22:04

Not only would I not miss them I would welcome their bloodcurdling brutal end.

Sorcha_27 · 01/09/14 - 22:06

mo mouse wrote: »

You're not wrong, Sorch. A refined woman of exquisite taste with a latent sex appeal that matures like a fine wine. I can imagine reciting some French poetry to her as we lay on a golden, sun kissed haystack on a warm, lazy summer's day. Beaudelaire, I think.

Oh Laurel, ma cherie, tu est tres joli big time and no mistake.

She badly needs to be separated from that annoying fool.

Wow a french speaking hard man. **swoons**

scone · 01/09/14 - 22:13

Cuishla wrote: »

Yes of course lots of people would care if Marlon was killed off.

You can do what you like with Laurel though.

Too right.

Loved Brenda's description, "she came in here with a face like a twisted turnip." Her usual face then

Jack_Clinton · 01/09/14 - 22:37

Marlon - keep
Laurel - get rid. - but she is tolerable

If the producers of any soap did exactly what we wanted, i.e. split Laurel & Marlon up, get rid of the Spencers etc, then the soap will become too predictable and we would know what is going to happen - too boring.

Does anyone know if the wedding goes ahead or does Ashley or Doug stop it?

thejoyof_pat · 01/09/14 - 22:38

I would actually miss Marlon.

Creamtea · 01/09/14 - 22:40

thejoyof_pat wrote: »

I would actually miss Marlon.

Don't worry there'd still be plenty of pigs around on the farm providing the ham to make up for his loss!

J-B · 01/09/14 - 22:40

Of course I would care if they got killed off unexpectedly. How would I plan a celebration and send the other half out for copious amounts of Bucks Fizz and Carlsberg in time?

thejoyof_pat · 01/09/14 - 22:40

Creamtea wrote: »

Do t worry there'd still be plenty of pigs around on the farm to make up for his loss!

:D:D

norbitonite · 02/09/14 - 07:36

Cuishla wrote: »

Yes of course lots of people would care if Marlon was killed off.

You can do what you like with Laurel though.

Pretty much this. Although:

- a few years ago Laurel was one of my favourite characters. I remember being outraged that Charlotte didn't win an award for her portrayal of Laurel at the time of baby Daniel's death.
- if Marlon keeps being as self-centred as he has been about Donna's illness and death, I could go right off him, too. One of the reasons I've always liked Marlon is his generosity of spirit, but he's being a selfish idiot of late.

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