Andre's "suffering"

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  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Apologies to one and all.:o

    Sorry for having an opinion.

    Real life has caught up with me an I am outta here for a while.
    Reality is a bitch.:(
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Does Junior still have a pony? I just know there have been a lot of disappearing dogs, cats & pigs at both houses, so little wonder if he expects pets to come and go easily.
  • NotaTypoNotaTypo Posts: 4,253
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    Such a brilliant idea - which probably means PA WON'T do it.
    Although I'm not entirely sure your sensible idea has much of a place on the PA thread.;)
    Any suggestions re Princess' birthday unicorn?
    Um... fib to her that ALL horses are unicorns, but only adults can see the horns (like only adults see Santa delivering presents.) and she'll get to see them on her 18th birthday.

    Either that or by a sparkly conical object, a pony and some superglue!
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,524
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    Sounds like Gloria is in demand..

    She is Betty, deservedly so as well .... :cool::cool: :)
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    Um... fib to her that ALL horses are unicorns, but only adults can see the horns (like only adults see Santa delivering presents.) and she'll get to see them on her 18th birthday.

    Either that or by a sparkly conical object, a pony and some superglue!

    :D
    Or - just get her mother to dress up and live in a field for the next 10 years!
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    :D
    Or - just get her mother to dress up and live in a field for the next 10 years!

    Screw the strap on she allegedly used to use on Alex to her head and voila, instant unicorn
  • Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    I really hope she does Sam. She is the star of the show. :cool:



    We can share her BL Lady. :) I already have a granny flat she can use. :cool::)

    Hmm not sure about that, sounds like I'm getting the short straw if you've already let out your Granny flat to her, I say we reconvene tomorrow & see if we can reach an agreement to share her in a fairer way:D
    Sounds like Gloria is in demand..

    Oh she is Betty, I'm actually looking into adopting her;)
    She is Betty, deservedly so as well .... :cool::cool: :)

    Word has it Gloria is never influenced by flattery;)
  • Ella71110Ella71110 Posts: 4,239
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    Apologies to one and all.:o

    Sorry for having an opinion.

    Real life has caught up with me an I am outta here for a while.
    Reality is a bitch.:(

    Diamond Doll im thinking of you please keep your chin up,things will get better lovely xxxxxxx
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,524
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    Hmm not sure about that, sounds like I'm getting the short straw if you've already let out your Granny flat to her, I say we reconvene tomorrow & see if we can reach an agreement to share her in a fairer way:D

    :D, Maybe joint custody is the way forward? With the promise not to parade the poor woman on TV. ;):o
    Word has it Gloria is never influenced by flattery;)

    That's true, she isn't, but I am sure as heck going to try ... :):)
  • delazarousdelazarous Posts: 503
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    Have pm'd you DiamondDoll
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Or - just get her mother to dress up and live in a field for the next 10 years!
    Blondie X wrote: »
    Screw the strap on she allegedly used to use on Alex to her head and voila, instant unicorn

    :D:D:D
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    :D, Maybe joint custody is the way forward? With the promise not to parade the poor woman on TV. ;):o



    That's true, she isn't, but I am sure as heck going to try ... :):)

    Jimmy ..just promise her you won't chase her round the kitchen for a hug ...I'm sure she would be happy to work for you then ;)
  • Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Screw the strap on she allegedly used to use on Alex to her head and voila, instant unicorn

    Do you really think a shocking pink sex-unicorn is an appropriate present for a little girl?:eek:
    On the other hand - her dad might like it.;)
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,524
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    Jimmy ..just promise her you won't chase her round the kitchen for a hug ...I'm sure she would be happy to work for you then ;)

    I shall try to contain myself Betty. :cool:;) ... it will not be easy though. :o
  • Ella71110Ella71110 Posts: 4,239
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    Goaty wrote: »
    So any features in PA's Now column mag about any of his Showbiz good friends?

    no but hes feeling the strain,hes aching all over , his backside has taken a serious pounding and his legs are completely demolished -bless -but i have to say although i bet hes gone on and on and on about his aching limbs :rolleyes: well done on completing the charity bike ride everyone :)
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Ella71110 wrote: »
    no but hes feeling the strain,hes aching all over , his backside has taken a serious pounding and his legs are completely demolished -bless -but i have to say although i bet hes gone on and on and on about his aching limbs :rolleyes: well done on completing the charity bike ride everyone :)

    You can bet not one person on the bike ride will be suffering as much as Peter...no one will be a pain in the backside oooops :D sorry I ment no one will have a pain in the backside like Peter ...or sore legs etc like our heroic Peter
    Well done to all those who completed the ride.. I hope you raise a lot of money
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    I shall try to contain myself Betty. :cool:;) ... it will not be easy though. :o

    Eh, steady on, Jimmy. :D
  • Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    :D, Maybe joint custody is the way forward? With the promise not to parade the poor woman on TV. ;):o


    That's true, she isn't, but I am sure as heck going to try ... :):)


    Sounds pretty fair, though I suspect when Gloria sees the extension I have planned for her she may be reluctant to leave me.:D
    lexi22 wrote: »
    Eh, steady on, Jimmy. :D

    Don't knock it Lexi, if it works for Jimmy then I sure as hell I'm going to give it a bash, the email I have drafted out for her is a masterpiece in flattery, I'd even go as far as saying I have full custody in the bag;)
  • Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Screw the strap on she allegedly used to use on Alex to her head and voila, instant unicorn

    Brilliant:D:D
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Sounds pretty fair, though I suspect when Gloria sees the extension I have planned for her she may be reluctant to leave me.:D



    Don't knock it Lexi, if it works for Jimmy then I sure as hell I'm going to give it a bash, the email I have drafted out for her is a masterpiece in flattery, I'd even go as far as saying I have full custody in the bag;)

    Please don't make this a battle between you n Jimmy ...think of poor Gloria .. Share custody ;)
  • Blue Eyed ladyBlue Eyed lady Posts: 6,007
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    Please don't make this a battle between you n Jimmy ...think of poor Gloria .. Share custody ;)

    Betty I was more than willing to share until Jimmy played the "I already have a Granny flat" card;)
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Screw the strap on she allegedly used to use on Alex to her head and voila, instant unicorn

    :D:D BLONDIE..!!! That's the most disturbing image I;ve heard on here on - and that's saying something!!
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    Betty I was more than willing to share until Jimmy played the "I already have a Granny flat" card;)

    Think of the damage you will do to Gloria if you go to court over her.... Come to a compromise PLEASE
  • lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    Don't knock it Lexi, if it works for Jimmy then I sure as hell I'm going to give it a bash, the email I have drafted out for her is a masterpiece in flattery, I'd even go as far as saying I have full custody in the bag;)

    I think she'd be safer with you. Jimmy is showing worrying Petey-type tendancies... :p
  • Betty BritainBetty Britain Posts: 13,721
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    I think she'd be safer with you. Jimmy is showing worrying Petey-type tendancies... :p

    :eek::eek::eek: now I'm worried about Gloria
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