Someone has just knocked on my door offering sex
Thomasx
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I have just fell out of bed in a rush for the door.
Open the door and a lady in her thirties appears in my door way with very little clothes on.
She said that she worked for 'Shades Sex Offerings' and that the company had been informed I wanted sex. :eek:
I told her that she must of gotten the wrong house, but she insisted that it was me she was after.
She had a bag of tricks and halfway barged her way in before I told her to go some place else.
I am in a state of shock. Has anyone else had this ever happen to them ?
Open the door and a lady in her thirties appears in my door way with very little clothes on.
She said that she worked for 'Shades Sex Offerings' and that the company had been informed I wanted sex. :eek:
I told her that she must of gotten the wrong house, but she insisted that it was me she was after.
She had a bag of tricks and halfway barged her way in before I told her to go some place else.
I am in a state of shock. Has anyone else had this ever happen to them ?
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No, but if she's still about, tell her my address is .....
Nope, can honestly say I've never had that happen - would certainly brighten up my day, and it would be interesting to see my face and reaction if I had, though!
I've just Googled that.:D
Should have asked did the customer pay in advance.
:eek::eek::D
She can your address, she's a minger. Why they even bothered employing her I don't know. My shitty knickers look better than her.
She wasn't worth a discount. TRUST ME :eek:
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She has only gone across the road offering the same deal. They have just phoned me. I think I might ring the police.:eek:
Because sending someone round to your house with a "bag of tricks" is an age-old revenge tactic.
Someone HAD to! So, tell us more!
Loving the replies in this thread - nice to have something light-harted on a boring Sunday!
Yeah,you'd better watch.Her pimp/minder will be sitting outside in his car.Not that i would know about such things,purely hearsay.;)
What's a Jehova's witness ?
she didn't even get the chance mate.
I came up with this.
http://www.bhs.umn.edu/SHADE/
Hey op i heard it was 'knob a job' week.:D
I once answered the door to one.It was 8 o'clock on a Saturday night and i was totally wrecked.She was the fittest(Scottish) JW i've ever set eyes on.For once,i think she was happy to be told 'no thanks'.She looked frightened.:D
You should've asked if you could try before you buy.
I drop my 'h'